| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 刘东明 |
| [00:01.00] | 作词 : 刘东明 |
| [00:11.18] | 哎呀 我一夜间变成了这样 |
| [00:15.06] | 红眼睛绿鼻子四只毛爪子 |
| [00:18.56] | |
| [00:19.18] | 屁股上的尾巴还在不断的生长 |
| [00:23.17] | 口臭在三米外可以熏倒你 |
| [00:27.50] | |
| [00:29.18] | 我一摇一晃地穿好了衣裳 |
| [00:33.00] | 用眼屎把脸涂的象一块城墙 |
| [00:36.53] | |
| [00:37.03] | 坐在床上对着镜子绞尽脑汁地想 |
| [00:41.03] | 我怎么稀里糊涂地变成这个样 |
| [00:44.53] | |
| [00:45.22] | ...... |
| [00:53.60] | |
| [00:54.16] | 最要命的事情还远不止这些 |
| [00:58.03] | 我的老婆把这个消息报告给科研所 |
| [01:01.97] | 科学家们要求我要积极地配合 |
| [01:06.10] | 这样才能更好的研究我 |
| [01:10.53] | |
| [01:12.28] | 我被绑在实验室的手术台子上 |
| [01:15.47] | |
| [01:16.10] | 嘴上贴的胶条有卫生巾那么长 |
| [01:20.16] | 这个一针那个一刀就把我给开了膛 |
| [01:24.22] | 我咬牙又切齿 我心里想骂娘 |
| [01:27.41] | |
| [01:28.16] | ...... |
| [01:35.69] | |
| [01:37.19] | 忽然间我尿流不止 |
| [01:39.01] | 检测仪停止了心跳 |
| [01:41.13] | 科学家们忙乱了手脚 |
| [01:43.13] | 准备给我对症下药 |
| [01:45.13] | 他们忘记带放毒面罩 |
| [01:47.13] | 揭开我嘴上的胶条 |
| [01:49.20] | 这下中了我的圈套 |
| [01:51.09] | 我要把他们统统熏倒 |
| [01:52.90] | |
| [01:53.48] | ...... |
| [02:12.38] | 我一摇一晃地穿好了衣裳 |
| [02:16.09] | 用眼屎把脸涂的象一块城墙 |
| [02:20.04] | 坐在床上对着镜子绞尽脑汁地想 |
| [02:23.99] | 我怎么稀里糊涂地变成这个样 |
| [02:27.57] | |
| [02:28.19] | ....... |
| [02:36.58] | |
| [02:37.14] | 最要命的事情还远不止这些 |
| [02:41.15] | 我的老婆把这个消息报告给科研所 |
| [02:44.90] | 科学家们要求我要积极地配合 |
| [02:49.14] | 这样才能更好的研究我 |
| [02:53.63] | |
| [02:55.20] | 我被绑在实验室的手术台子上 |
| [02:58.45] | |
| [02:59.14] | 嘴上贴的胶条有卫生巾那么长 |
| [03:03.19] | 这个一针那个一刀就把我给开了膛 |
| [03:07.04] | 我咬牙又切齿 我心里想骂娘 |
| [03:10.55] | |
| [03:11.17] | ...... |
| [03:19.72] | |
| [03:20.27] | 忽然间我尿流不止 |
| [03:21.99] | 检测仪停止了心跳 |
| [03:23.55] | |
| [03:24.10] | 科学家们忙乱了手脚 |
| [03:26.01] | 准备给我对症下药 |
| [03:28.07] | 他们忘记带放毒面罩 |
| [03:30.01] | 揭开我嘴上的胶条 |
| [03:32.08] | 这下中了我的圈套 |
| [03:33.95] | 我要把他们统统熏倒 |
| [03:35.76] |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : liu dong ming |
| [00:01.00] | zuo ci : liu dong ming |
| [00:11.18] | ai ya wo yi ye jian bian cheng le zhe yang |
| [00:15.06] | hong yan jing lv bi zi si zhi mao zhua zi |
| [00:18.56] | |
| [00:19.18] | pi gu shang de wei ba hai zai bu duan de sheng zhang |
| [00:23.17] | kou chou zai san mi wai ke yi xun dao ni |
| [00:27.50] | |
| [00:29.18] | wo yi yao yi huang di chuan hao le yi shang |
| [00:33.00] | yong yan shi ba lian tu de xiang yi kuai cheng qiang |
| [00:36.53] | |
| [00:37.03] | zuo zai chuang shang dui zhe jing zi jiao jin nao zhi di xiang |
| [00:41.03] | wo zen me xi li hu tu di bian cheng zhe ge yang |
| [00:44.53] | |
| [00:45.22] | ...... |
| [00:53.60] | |
| [00:54.16] | zui yao ming de shi qing hai yuan bu zhi zhei xie |
| [00:58.03] | wo de lao po ba zhe ge xiao xi bao gao gei ke yan suo |
| [01:01.97] | ke xue jia men yao qiu wo yao ji ji di pei he |
| [01:06.10] | zhe yang cai neng geng hao de yan jiu wo |
| [01:10.53] | |
| [01:12.28] | wo bei bang zai shi yan shi de shou shu tai zi shang |
| [01:15.47] | |
| [01:16.10] | zui shang tie de jiao tiao you wei sheng jin na me zhang |
| [01:20.16] | zhe ge yi zhen na ge yi dao jiu ba wo gei kai le tang |
| [01:24.22] | wo yao ya you qie chi wo xin li xiang ma niang |
| [01:27.41] | |
| [01:28.16] | ...... |
| [01:35.69] | |
| [01:37.19] | hu ran jian wo niao liu bu zhi |
| [01:39.01] | jian ce yi ting zhi le xin tiao |
| [01:41.13] | ke xue jia men mang luan le shou jiao |
| [01:43.13] | zhun bei gei wo dui zheng xia yao |
| [01:45.13] | ta men wang ji dai fang du mian zhao |
| [01:47.13] | jie kai wo zui shang de jiao tiao |
| [01:49.20] | zhe xia zhong le wo de quan tao |
| [01:51.09] | wo yao ba ta men tong tong xun dao |
| [01:52.90] | |
| [01:53.48] | ...... |
| [02:12.38] | wo yi yao yi huang di chuan hao le yi shang |
| [02:16.09] | yong yan shi ba lian tu de xiang yi kuai cheng qiang |
| [02:20.04] | zuo zai chuang shang dui zhe jing zi jiao jin nao zhi di xiang |
| [02:23.99] | wo zen me xi li hu tu di bian cheng zhe ge yang |
| [02:27.57] | |
| [02:28.19] | ....... |
| [02:36.58] | |
| [02:37.14] | zui yao ming de shi qing hai yuan bu zhi zhei xie |
| [02:41.15] | wo de lao po ba zhe ge xiao xi bao gao gei ke yan suo |
| [02:44.90] | ke xue jia men yao qiu wo yao ji ji di pei he |
| [02:49.14] | zhe yang cai neng geng hao de yan jiu wo |
| [02:53.63] | |
| [02:55.20] | wo bei bang zai shi yan shi de shou shu tai zi shang |
| [02:58.45] | |
| [02:59.14] | zui shang tie de jiao tiao you wei sheng jin na me zhang |
| [03:03.19] | zhe ge yi zhen na ge yi dao jiu ba wo gei kai le tang |
| [03:07.04] | wo yao ya you qie chi wo xin li xiang ma niang |
| [03:10.55] | |
| [03:11.17] | ...... |
| [03:19.72] | |
| [03:20.27] | hu ran jian wo niao liu bu zhi |
| [03:21.99] | jian ce yi ting zhi le xin tiao |
| [03:23.55] | |
| [03:24.10] | ke xue jia men mang luan le shou jiao |
| [03:26.01] | zhun bei gei wo dui zheng xia yao |
| [03:28.07] | ta men wang ji dai fang du mian zhao |
| [03:30.01] | jie kai wo zui shang de jiao tiao |
| [03:32.08] | zhe xia zhong le wo de quan tao |
| [03:33.95] | wo yao ba ta men tong tong xun dao |
| [03:35.76] |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : liú dōng míng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò cí : liú dōng míng |
| [00:11.18] | āi yā wǒ yī yè jiān biàn chéng le zhè yàng |
| [00:15.06] | hóng yǎn jīng lǜ bí zi sì zhǐ máo zhuǎ zǐ |
| [00:18.56] | |
| [00:19.18] | pì gǔ shàng de wěi bā hái zài bù duàn de shēng zhǎng |
| [00:23.17] | kǒu chòu zài sān mǐ wài kě yǐ xūn dào nǐ |
| [00:27.50] | |
| [00:29.18] | wǒ yī yáo yī huǎng dì chuān hǎo le yī shang |
| [00:33.00] | yòng yǎn shǐ bǎ liǎn tú de xiàng yí kuài chéng qiáng |
| [00:36.53] | |
| [00:37.03] | zuò zài chuáng shàng duì zhe jìng zi jiǎo jìn nǎo zhī dì xiǎng |
| [00:41.03] | wǒ zěn me xī lǐ hú tú dì biàn chéng zhè gè yàng |
| [00:44.53] | |
| [00:45.22] | ...... |
| [00:53.60] | |
| [00:54.16] | zuì yào mìng de shì qíng hái yuǎn bù zhǐ zhèi xiē |
| [00:58.03] | wǒ de lǎo pó bǎ zhè gè xiāo xī bào gào gěi kē yán suǒ |
| [01:01.97] | kē xué jiā men yāo qiú wǒ yào jī jí dì pèi hé |
| [01:06.10] | zhè yàng cái néng gèng hǎo de yán jiū wǒ |
| [01:10.53] | |
| [01:12.28] | wǒ bèi bǎng zài shí yàn shì de shǒu shù tái zi shàng |
| [01:15.47] | |
| [01:16.10] | zuǐ shàng tiē de jiāo tiáo yǒu wèi shēng jīn nà me zhǎng |
| [01:20.16] | zhè gè yī zhēn nà gè yī dāo jiù bǎ wǒ gěi kāi le táng |
| [01:24.22] | wǒ yǎo yá yòu qiè chǐ wǒ xīn lǐ xiǎng mà niáng |
| [01:27.41] | |
| [01:28.16] | ...... |
| [01:35.69] | |
| [01:37.19] | hū rán jiān wǒ niào liú bù zhǐ |
| [01:39.01] | jiǎn cè yí tíng zhǐ le xīn tiào |
| [01:41.13] | kē xué jiā men máng luàn le shǒu jiǎo |
| [01:43.13] | zhǔn bèi gěi wǒ duì zhèng xià yào |
| [01:45.13] | tā men wàng jì dài fàng dú miàn zhào |
| [01:47.13] | jiē kāi wǒ zuǐ shàng de jiāo tiáo |
| [01:49.20] | zhè xià zhōng le wǒ de quān tào |
| [01:51.09] | wǒ yào bǎ tā men tǒng tǒng xūn dào |
| [01:52.90] | |
| [01:53.48] | ...... |
| [02:12.38] | wǒ yī yáo yī huǎng dì chuān hǎo le yī shang |
| [02:16.09] | yòng yǎn shǐ bǎ liǎn tú de xiàng yí kuài chéng qiáng |
| [02:20.04] | zuò zài chuáng shàng duì zhe jìng zi jiǎo jìn nǎo zhī dì xiǎng |
| [02:23.99] | wǒ zěn me xī lǐ hú tú dì biàn chéng zhè gè yàng |
| [02:27.57] | |
| [02:28.19] | ....... |
| [02:36.58] | |
| [02:37.14] | zuì yào mìng de shì qíng hái yuǎn bù zhǐ zhèi xiē |
| [02:41.15] | wǒ de lǎo pó bǎ zhè gè xiāo xī bào gào gěi kē yán suǒ |
| [02:44.90] | kē xué jiā men yāo qiú wǒ yào jī jí dì pèi hé |
| [02:49.14] | zhè yàng cái néng gèng hǎo de yán jiū wǒ |
| [02:53.63] | |
| [02:55.20] | wǒ bèi bǎng zài shí yàn shì de shǒu shù tái zi shàng |
| [02:58.45] | |
| [02:59.14] | zuǐ shàng tiē de jiāo tiáo yǒu wèi shēng jīn nà me zhǎng |
| [03:03.19] | zhè gè yī zhēn nà gè yī dāo jiù bǎ wǒ gěi kāi le táng |
| [03:07.04] | wǒ yǎo yá yòu qiè chǐ wǒ xīn lǐ xiǎng mà niáng |
| [03:10.55] | |
| [03:11.17] | ...... |
| [03:19.72] | |
| [03:20.27] | hū rán jiān wǒ niào liú bù zhǐ |
| [03:21.99] | jiǎn cè yí tíng zhǐ le xīn tiào |
| [03:23.55] | |
| [03:24.10] | kē xué jiā men máng luàn le shǒu jiǎo |
| [03:26.01] | zhǔn bèi gěi wǒ duì zhèng xià yào |
| [03:28.07] | tā men wàng jì dài fàng dú miàn zhào |
| [03:30.01] | jiē kāi wǒ zuǐ shàng de jiāo tiáo |
| [03:32.08] | zhè xià zhōng le wǒ de quān tào |
| [03:33.95] | wǒ yào bǎ tā men tǒng tǒng xūn dào |
| [03:35.76] |
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