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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone |
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Hit on all the girls, sang every song |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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Well I worked all week |
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So I could come here |
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Have a good time and an ice cold beer |
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But 1 turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20 |
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And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone |
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Hit on all the girls, sang every song |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt |
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I cant find my keys for all this parkin' lot dirt |
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My fall back plan, has done got sad |
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'Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone |
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Hit on all the girls, sang every song |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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"Help me up, aw put me back down put me back down" |
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I sucker punched my best friend |
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And the bouncer head locked me on stage with the band |
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I I look like hell, I feel like shit |
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I think its time I call it quits |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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I drank all the whiskey and my moneys all gone |
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Hit on all the girls, sang every song |
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It's time to take my drunk ass home |
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Yea its time to take my drunk ass home |
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I twisted up my ankle, cant find my cell phone |
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Yea my lips all bust and my buzz is gone |
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Its time to take my drunk ass home |
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If y'all agree, then sing along |
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Its time to take, my drunk ass home |
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"Oh somebody call me a cab, please" |
