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[Intro] |
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Yo! |
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Uh! |
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Motherfuckers out there be talking about started from the bottom, |
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Starting with nothing, ha! |
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Y'all don't know shit! |
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That don't compare to the struggle I had to go through. |
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Y'all better recognize, motherfuckers! |
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Cause me... |
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[Hook x2] |
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I started as a baby, |
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A tiny little baby, |
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Now look at me, uh, |
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Now look at me. |
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[Verse 1] |
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When everybody look at me, yo, they can tell that I'm a grown-up, |
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Six-foot-one, facial hair, with the coffee cup, |
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People saying 'whassup' when they see me on the block. |
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Cause they know I'm on the tour and I know how to talk. |
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But back in the day I couldn't talk, I was a baby, |
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I didn't even know what English was, it sounds crazy. |
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I couldn't even walk, my baby legs were way too weak, |
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Look at me now communicating on my two feet. |
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And eating solid foods whenever the fuck I want, |
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Celery, broccoli, spaghetti, smokey cheese and croissant. |
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But y'all, when I was a newborn child it wasn't this way, |
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Breast milk was the only food my stomach could take. |
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Because I didn't have teeth, motherfucker, I couldn't chew, |
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Bitch, look at me now, I'm fucking biting into fresh fruit. |
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Saying 'Fuck you' to all the haters talking shit |
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Who say I was never a baby, I was born like this. |
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Bitch, just because you see me sitting on a toilet, |
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Don't mean I don't know what it's like to feel a diaper with a load of shit. |
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[Hook] |
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[Verse 2] |
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I drive to work every day to go make some dollar bills, |
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The reason I can do this is that I have basic motor skills, |
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Which I developed over time, but, yo, back in the day, |
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This shit was way too complicated for my tiny baby brain. |
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No comprehension of the concept of motorized transportation, |
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Didn't even understand the concept of changing locations, |
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In the car seat, I stroll, yo, I didn't give a fuck, |
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Just as long as when I cried I had a titty to suck. |
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But I come a long way, today I drive my own car, |
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As a baby I never thought I would make it this far. |
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Contemplating the future was literally impossible, |
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At birth empirical knowledge can be a big obstacle. |
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But being born a baby didn't stop me, I am not a quitter, |
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I kept being alive, so over time, my body got bigger, |
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Life experience and education helped develop my brain, |
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Look at me now, I'm a grown-up, things done changed! |
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[Hook] |
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[Hook] |
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Being a baby wasn't easy, |
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But it made me who I am, |
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If you were never a baby, |
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Well, you wouldn't understand. |
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It sounds crazy, but before being a baby, |
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I was split in half (two parts), |
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Half in my mom, the other half |
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Was in my dad's nutsack (means his testicles). |
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[Verse 3] |
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That's right, bitch, I even used to be microscopic, |
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Shot out of my dad's dick into mom's uterus, |
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Nine months later I was sucking on my mom's tit, |
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Thirty years later I recorded this fucking hit! |
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[Hook] |
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[Outro] |
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Oh, yeah... I'm getting paper! |
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Shit, when I was a baby, I didn't even know what paper was, |
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I didn't even know that you could exchange it for goods and services. |
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I didn't even know what goods and services were. |
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What about you, MC Vagina? |
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(When I was a baby, I didn't even know that owning a lot of guns |
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Was the best thing you could do for safety. |
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When I was a baby, I was sooo stupid! ) |
