I'm Gay

Song I'm Gay
Artist Little Britain
Album I'm Gay

Lyrics

[00:09.000] Poor little poofter
[00:11.000] Alone in his cell
[00:14.000] Spare a Thought for Woofter
[00:17.000] His life now a hell
[00:20.000] This beutiful Bumboy
[00:24.000] Is now doing time
[00:26.000] Is burgling Turds
[00:28.000] Such a terrible crime
[00:32.000] So he gardens uphill
[00:34.000] Who are you to judge
[00:38.000] Who cares if he's up all night
[00:40.000] Packing Fudge
[00:43.000] Open your hearts
[00:46.000] Open your eyes
[00:49.000] Stand proud and tall Daffyd sing to the skies
[00:57.000] I'm gay (Get over it)
[01:01.000] I'm gay (Get used to it)
[01:04.000] Yes, wake up you old Codgers
[01:06.000] For I like to hold mens Todgers
[01:07.000] I also love mens bottoms
[01:09.000] And I'm not affraid to say that
[01:11.000] I'm gay
[01:14.000] A proper gay
[01:17.000] I'm gay (So live with it)
[01:21.000] I'm gay (So deal with it.)
[01:24.000] I'm a member of Flock
[01:25.000] Who prefers a bit of cock
[01:27.000] Yes whenever I feel a glum
[01:29.000] I think of Nigel Harmen's bum
[01:31.000] Beacuse I'm gay
[01:34.000] A proper gay
[01:38.000] Yes I'll say it loud
[01:42.000] I'll sing from the roof
[01:45.000] I'm Llandewi Breffi's number 1 Poof
[01:59.000] I'm gay (a real life gay)
[02:03.000] Did I mention I was gay
[02:03.000] I'm gay
[02:07.000] Although I'm short and stocky
[02:08.000] I'm a first class sausage jockey
[02:10.000] I've only got a maggot
[02:11.000] But I'm proud to be a Faggot
[02:13.000] Yes I'm gay, a big fat gay
[02:20.000] He's gay
[02:22.000] A homosexual gay
[02:24.000] He's gay
[02:26.000] A friend of Dora-thay
[02:27.000] It's really all that heinous
[02:29.000] To gobble on a penis
[02:31.000] No I haven't tried it yet
[02:33.000] But I planning to one day
[02:34.000] Because I'm gay
[02:41.000] A proper gay
[02:44.000] The only gay