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Friday fucking night |
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We bout to do this right |
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Dicky rollin to the club, he about to find his wife |
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Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a fuckin ho |
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Bunch a bitches getting low |
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Pimpin you already know |
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Im bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to ma crib |
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Getting drunk up in this muthafucka, fuck you think this is? |
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Then I see a bad bitch wit a booty and a half |
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I make a move on that cutie, excuse me do you wanna dance |
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Then she looked at me and laughed |
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Like I didn't have a chance |
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Like I shouldn't even asked |
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So I proceeded to get trashed |
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And I'm at the bar now, and it's so loud |
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But I'm takin shots, and I'm throwin down |
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And I see a pretty lady, so I send her some of that cold brown |
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And she turned around, and then turned it down |
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Because in her words, she don't like to flirt with clowns |
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And I'm alone and pouting, overcrowded, I need to get up out this club |
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I been inside this club for way too long |
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I wanna leave and eat calzones |
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None of these females wanna bone |
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Ma self esteem is all but gone |
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Bout to quit, but I'm bitter I paid that cover |
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So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer |
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And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna |
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They been playing fuckin dubstep for ten consecutive songs |
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And then I bumped into a guy |
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He was roughly 6 foot 5 |
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Pretty sure it was his fault, but I apologized |
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Pretty sure you know the type, probly bankin every night |
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Vodka sprite, lookin round to find a kike that he can fight |
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Or suckerpunch, I'm kinda drunk, and I been in the club for way too long |
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Now I'm up in the corner, all alone, ESPN up on ma phone |
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Ma self esteem is so depleted, such a mess, I'm overheated |
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I regretfully just tweeted some depressing shit, I need to leave this club |
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I been inside this club for way too long |
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I wanna leave and eat calzones |
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None of these females wanna bone |
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Ma self esteem is all but gone |
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Is this really for the bathroom, are you kidding? |
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This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing |
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When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting |
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And there's piss all on the ground, so as I'm wizzing I keep slipping |
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Fuck this hand stamp |
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Club is really damn cramped |
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Fuck it, I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance |
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Ughh, here goes nothing (c'mon D) |
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Ay girlie, what's the word |
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At first glance I may look like a nerd |
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But if you let me, bet D, get thee, all up in the bed so wet like a mafuckan jetski |
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Real rap if you tryna go, then put your name right here up inside ma phone |
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She took bait, no way, typing out her home, she pressed save, |
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Walked away, and her name was no? |
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I been inside this club for way too long |
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I wanna leave and eat calzones |
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None of these females wanna bone |
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Ma self esteem is all but gone |