| Friday fucking night | |
| We bout to do this right | |
| Dicky rollin to the club, he about to find his wife | |
| Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a fuckin ho | |
| Bunch a bitches getting low | |
| Pimpin you already know | |
| Im bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to ma crib | |
| Getting drunk up in this muthafucka, fuck you think this is? | |
| Then I see a bad bitch wit a booty and a half | |
| I make a move on that cutie, excuse me do you wanna dance | |
| Then she looked at me and laughed | |
| Like I didn't have a chance | |
| Like I shouldn't even asked | |
| So I proceeded to get trashed | |
| And I'm at the bar now, and it's so loud | |
| But I'm takin shots, and I'm throwin down | |
| And I see a pretty lady, so I send her some of that cold brown | |
| And she turned around, and then turned it down | |
| Because in her words, she don't like to flirt with clowns | |
| And I'm alone and pouting, overcrowded, I need to get up out this club | |
| I been inside this club for way too long | |
| I wanna leave and eat calzones | |
| None of these females wanna bone | |
| Ma self esteem is all but gone | |
| Bout to quit, but I'm bitter I paid that cover | |
| So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer | |
| And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna | |
| They been playing fuckin dubstep for ten consecutive songs | |
| And then I bumped into a guy | |
| He was roughly 6 foot 5 | |
| Pretty sure it was his fault, but I apologized | |
| Pretty sure you know the type, probly bankin every night | |
| Vodka sprite, lookin round to find a kike that he can fight | |
| Or suckerpunch, I'm kinda drunk, and I been in the club for way too long | |
| Now I'm up in the corner, all alone, ESPN up on ma phone | |
| Ma self esteem is so depleted, such a mess, I'm overheated | |
| I regretfully just tweeted some depressing shit, I need to leave this club | |
| I been inside this club for way too long | |
| I wanna leave and eat calzones | |
| None of these females wanna bone | |
| Ma self esteem is all but gone | |
| Is this really for the bathroom, are you kidding? | |
| This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing | |
| When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting | |
| And there's piss all on the ground, so as I'm wizzing I keep slipping | |
| Fuck this hand stamp | |
| Club is really damn cramped | |
| Fuck it, I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance | |
| Ughh, here goes nothing (c'mon D) | |
| Ay girlie, what's the word | |
| At first glance I may look like a nerd | |
| But if you let me, bet D, get thee, all up in the bed so wet like a mafuckan jetski | |
| Real rap if you tryna go, then put your name right here up inside ma phone | |
| She took bait, no way, typing out her home, she pressed save, | |
| Walked away, and her name was no? | |
| I been inside this club for way too long | |
| I wanna leave and eat calzones | |
| None of these females wanna bone | |
| Ma self esteem is all but gone |
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