| [00:04.41] | Wassup, wassup y'all |
| [00:06.72] | LD aka Young Dick |
| [00:09.85] | Had to make a track about smoking weed, man |
| [00:13.41] | Every rapper got a track about smoking weed so I didn't really have a choice |
| [00:17.50] | But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all |
| [00:20.88] | It's like, it's like, it's like |
| [00:24.65] | Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum dicks |
| [00:27.20] | I'm with my team in this bitch, and we all getting lit |
| [00:30.06] | I mean the weed hella loud, like a teenage chick |
| [00:33.45] | And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja |
| [00:36.57] | And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong |
| [00:39.76] | And the dope I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong |
| [00:42.80] | Getting real high |
| [00:43.91] | Watching funny videos of Bill Nye |
| [00:46.07] | Tell me that this jam isn't still fly -- |
| [00:49.36] | *Bill Nye theme song playing in the background* |
| [00:49.73] | "Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..." |
| [00:53.03] | "Oh, my god... I forgot all about this shit |
| [00:57.24] | This shit is fucking crazy... hahahaha..." |
| [01:03.31] | "Holy shit..! |
| [01:05.70] | Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..." |
| [01:09.53] | Now I'm getting hungry than a muthafucka |
| [01:11.47] | Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400 |
| [01:14.08] | Where'd I put that honey mustard |
| [01:15.89] | Lookin all around the cupboard for that muthafucka |
| [01:18.20] | Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week |
| [01:21.68] | How long do them thangs keep? |
| [01:24.22] | Guess I better ask Jeeves |
| [01:25.26] | Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow) |
| [01:28.28] | Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be |
| [01:31.40] | The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed |
| [01:33.03] | Now ya man is fucked |
| [01:35.39] | And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff |
| [01:38.94] | But I think I'm way too high |
| [01:41.45] | And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit |
| [01:44.99] | But I think ma brains too fried |
| [01:47.18] | And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it |
| [01:49.70] | I'm praying that I make it |
| [01:51.30] | Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee |
| [01:53.92] | I'm too blazed, it's too late |
| [01:55.84] | To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high |
| [01:59.74] | Now I'm freakin out up in this bitch |
| [02:01.34] | Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff |
| [02:03.55] | So I bolted to the BR |
| [02:06.09] | Consulted with the mirror |
| [02:07.47] | Lil Dicky please step up, you pathetic |
| [02:09.69] | Cause the weed in you beating you |
| [02:11.45] | Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma penis blue |
| [02:14.12] | But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining fucking something |
| [02:17.46] | That pretty girl I'm humping |
| [02:18.91] | Becoming my fuckin cousin, or mother or brother |
| [02:22.03] | Or some other fucking disgusting person |
| [02:23.85] | Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane |
| [02:26.57] | I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain |
| [02:29.60] | So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars |
| [02:32.61] | Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars |
| [02:35.84] | Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that shit |
| [02:38.78] | Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script |
| [02:42.06] | How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a |
| [02:44.98] | Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing |
| [02:47.97] | Man I'm high as fuck |
| [02:49.08] | And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff |
| [02:52.38] | But I think I'm way too high |
| [02:55.58] | And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit |
| [02:58.95] | But I think ma brains too fried |
| [03:01.44] | And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it |
| [03:06.17] | I'm praying that I make it |
| [03:07.64] | Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee |
| [03:10.03] | I'm too blazed, it's too late |
| [03:11.77] | To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high |
| [03:16.28] | Rock hard cock, cause I'm watching Katy Perry |
| [03:18.89] | And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow) |
| [03:21.82] | Damn, I ain't even got no candy |
| [03:24.85] | So now I'm at the fucking C store |
| [03:26.74] | Where ya man be torn than a mafucka |
| [03:29.70] | Peanut m&m's or a Twix |
| [03:31.18] | Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands |
| [03:34.90] | Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the cashier |
| [03:38.42] | Homeland, Nazir! |
| [03:39.70] | S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the mothafuckin street |
| [03:43.37] | Gotta wait until that muthafucka's green |
| [03:46.22] | Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks |
| [03:49.27] | Gotta shit, but the path to the bathroom is complex |
| [03:53.60] | Crafted a long text, took about an hour |
| [03:56.26] | Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground |
| [03:59.41] | Man I'm fucked up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up |
| [04:02.50] | This sucks I'm high as fuck |
| [04:06.67] | And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff |
| [04:10.40] | But I think I'm way too high |
| [04:12.65] | And I ain't wanna come off like a bitch, so I took another hit |
| [04:16.17] | But I think ma brains too fried |
| [04:19.14] | And yeah I'm fuckin faded but I hate it |
| [04:22.02] | I'm praying that I make it |
| [04:23.20] | Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee |
| [04:25.51] | I'm too blazed, it's too late |
| [04:27.60] | To save Dicky from this fuckin place, cause he too high |
| [04:31.74] | Oh my god |
| [04:34.00] | This shit is not fun, man |
| [04:36.66] | I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass shit |
| [04:39.54] | Watching Lady Gaga |
| [04:41.31] | I can't stop thinking about who the fuck Alejandro is |
| [04:45.82] | Who the fuck is he? |
| [04:47.70] | Jerking off, I came during the position change |
| [04:50.06] | Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came |
| [04:53.16] | Ain't nothing worse than that |
| [04:55.00] | Nothing worse than that shit, everybody knows that |
| [04:59.38] | Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like |
| [05:02.39] | When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do? |
| [05:06.12] | Like, does it smile? |
| [05:08.65] | Like, what does it do, does it show it's dick? |
| [05:12.09] | It's something to think about |
| [05:14.86] | Like it's doing something, and we can't see it |
| [05:19.49] | So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing |
| [05:23.93] | Because, if it's showing it's dick, I'm tryna see that |
| [05:27.30] | I bet the sun got a big ass dick |
| [05:28.82] | Alright, I gotta go to bed |
| [05:32.22] | Fuck, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse |
| [05:36.58] | They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as shit by now |
| [05:39.49] | I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard |
| [05:45.25] | Goodnight |
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