How Can I Become a Bawlaa

Song How Can I Become a Bawlaa
Artist Lil Dicky
Album So Hard

Lyrics

[00:28.722] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[00:32.274] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[00:35.331] Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new s*** (wish that was me)
[00:39.536] Got ma new b****, got ma, got ma new b**** (this dude a g!)
[00:43.193] Ion't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the f*** that mean?)
[00:46.720] Never payin for no p****, f*** them hoes for free
[00:49.384] That's a f***ing bawlaa
[00:52.833] How can I become a bawlaa?
[00:57.535] Mirror mirror on the wall
[00:59.259] How can d***y learn to ball
[01:01.035] I wish I was TIP and I could spit some s*** with southern drawls
[01:04.666] I wish I could flip a brick and spit dat s*** like R***y Ross
[01:08.166] Holla at broads, at the mall
[01:09.995] Spit about a maf***an b**** up in da wip
[01:11.771] And getting lit up in the backseat
[01:12.816] Talkin s*** about a dinner with an athlete
[01:14.749] F*** that, can't rap like the rest of these maf***as
[01:16.787] Without all ma writtens being fact free
[01:18.485] Do y'all know how bad I wish I could
[01:20.261] But y'all would laugh if I spit hood
[01:22.037] So now ya man is making jams about some random
[01:24.754] S***, when dudes is rappin bout they f***in weaponry
[01:27.941] Homicidal tendencies
[01:29.744] The only dough that I can boast about is seeded sesame
[01:33.296] I'm jealous B.
[01:34.237] Cause errbody in the game get to say they kill
[01:36.457] Errbody in the game get to say steal
[01:38.181] Errbody in the game sayin words like trill
[01:40.010] Really wish that I could make that ***
[01:41.368] Fake that s***
[01:42.178] Without coming off all gay ain't s***
[01:43.667] Cause if I coulda rapped like wayne
[01:45.077] Then I'd prolly be sayin a lot of the crazy s*** like
[01:47.664] I'm a kill you p**** a** b****es with the chopper
[01:50.929] Now make that p**** pop off... and this s*** would sound proper
[01:54.847] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[01:58.165] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[02:01.378] Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new s*** (wish that was me)
[02:05.375] Got ma new b****, got ma, got ma new b**** (this dude a g!)
[02:09.032] Ion't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the f*** that mean?)
[02:12.584] Never payin for no *****, f*** them hoes for free
[02:15.353] That's a f***ing bawlaa
[02:18.723] How can I become a bawlaa?
[02:23.713] Here we go
[02:24.366] Here's a flow
[02:25.228] Bout some s*** I really know
[02:27.056] I'm a spit it raw and swag it up as if I'm really cold
[02:30.504] Ma cheerios is honey nut
[02:32.385] Gear at most a hunned b***s
[02:34.188] PS I Love You is on the TV d***y tearin up
[02:37.688] Go up to the bathroom, I have to
[02:39.046] Ma dentist say I gotta make an effort now it's time to floss
[02:41.397] Hollat ma dog, and I call the maf***a to me and
[02:43.592] Get a leash and take him out to walk
[02:44.820] Roll around the ave
[02:46.282] I put his s*** up in a bag
[02:47.954] And then a wip pull up, the windows down, this b**** look out and asking
[02:51.611] How she get back on the high way
[02:53.701] Told that b**** to drive straight
[02:55.556] And take a left on honeycut
[02:57.254] But stay up in the right lane
[02:59.317] Cause it come up kinda quick
[03:00.624] You see what the f*** I'm sayin,
[03:01.616] Other people get to rap about like
[03:03.027] Home cooked crack, and like jail n s***
[03:06.109] And I gotta spit a lotta s*** about a muthaf***in
[03:08.095] Kid up in a crib that's got the central air
[03:09.871] It's not fair
[03:10.811] No one cares
[03:11.752] Real talk I just wanna braid ma hair
[03:13.450] And rap about whatever bruh
[03:15.278] Money hoes etcetera
[03:17.107] Instead of bein clever every measure but I'm never gonn be
[03:20.790] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[03:24.029] Smoking weed with ma foreign b****
[03:27.451] Ma window down, I'm riding to ma new s*** (wish that was me)
[03:31.370] Got ma new b****, got ma, got ma new b**** (this dude a g!)
[03:34.922] Ion't camp off with no j's they sell them hoes for free (what the f*** that mean?)
[03:38.553] Never payin for no p****, f*** them hoes for free
[03:41.557] That's a f***ing bawlaa
[03:44.640] How can I become a bawlaa?