| 1: Lil Dicky] | |
| It's like, these days dicky been up on his grind | |
| Tryna spit a rhyme | |
| Fly enough to get cracker signed | |
| It's aight tho | |
| I been typing all damn night bro | |
| Kikes gotta write raps right, no typo | |
| Nice flow | |
| Best up in the game, no Michael | |
| I guess I gotta wait for the fame, no lipo | |
| But damn, if ya man had a hoard of fanbase | |
| I'd have a lot to cover like a corpulent klan face | |
| Go on some man dates | |
| Wit D'Caprio and Drake | |
| And make a man cave full of chronic and pancakes | |
| A handshake's all I'm really wantin from LeBron tho | |
| Iono | |
| Think I'd rather get up wit his mom | |
| And do it delonte, couple bottles of Andre | |
| In pompei, getting dirtier than some laundry | |
| I'm freakin that ho, just for Cleveland man | |
| But first thing I'mma need some fans | |
| Cuz little dicky tryna make that cake, like a balla do | |
| And denigrate little wayne up at a bar-b-q | |
| And I just wanna hit the floor wit pauly D | |
| And cross swords up wit Tommy Lee | |
| So where the muhfuckers drinkin the ciroc at | |
| Where the fuck the rock at | |
| Where the bad bitches on this mediocre cock atttt | |
| I'm tryna make the move | |
| From gay, lame, dateless jew to famous dude, ya dig? | |
| First grade and I was thirsty | |
| I was wantin fame up in the muthafuckin worst way | |
| Word play, gotta get ya ya boy up on some first take | |
| Skip Bay, Steve A, get up in they ass ya dig | |
| If I'm celebbin then I'm getting wit mccadams's | |
| The hottest women on the muthafuckin planet kid | |
| I'm tryna get up at Selena | |
| Mess around wit mila | |
| I remember when it was Christina | |
| Genie up in a bottle, but now she couldn't fit up on a waterbed | |
| I wanna score a ten imagine Natalie portman | |
| And if she borin then, ill get a ride in ma DeLorean | |
| And go before it, securing the whore I been adoring since | |
| I was a teen, ya mean | |
| Brittany spears, whacha doin | |
| Couple years, dat career and dat metabolism ruined | |
| Yain't know about me yet | |
| But the future do | |
| On youtube, I been getting some views | |
| Ay, enough about a boo, ion't need a bitch | |
| But I need a clique | |
| Full a people Derek jeterish | |
| Love the bieber kid | |
| That's a hell of a dude | |
| Well I ain't met him but his documentary was the truth | |
| I'd holla back at snoop, drop a couple tracks in the booth | |
| He'd prolly have me high enough to take a nap as I poop | |
| I'm callin kobe Bryant up because I'm fucking wit his game | |
| But it's such a shame, I can tell that muthafucka lame tho | |
| Flame flow | |
| Ain't nobody even know ma name tho | |
| And all I wanna do is know if channing's really gay tho | |
| All I wanna do is play Durant up in some Halo | |
| Play shows, date hoes, where the fuck diddy at | |
| Where lil dicky gonn spit at | |
| And where the crib at | |
| And where da rose gold shit at | |
| I'm tryna get dat | |
| I wish dat I was sitting courtside for games | |
| And lickin on Kate Upton's titties |
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