| Song | Ex-Boyfriend |
| Artist | Lil Dicky |
| Album | So Hard |
| [00:01.150] | |
| [00:04.830] | Aka Mr. Leftward sloping penis |
| [00:09.100] | I got a story for you all now a€“ Yes sir. |
| [00:14.060] | Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell |
| [00:17.390] | And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dona€?t smell |
| [00:40.160] | And I dona€?t fall for chickens, but this one a little different |
| [00:23.690] | Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken |
| [00:26.950] | Got me thing she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun |
| [00:30.280] | Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close |
| [00:32.340] | I swear this the most that Ia€?ve felt so damn exposed |
| [00:34.210] | Oh yeah, therea€?s one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane |
| [00:37.400] | But I still havena€?t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding |
| [00:41.120] | Never been up inside before, because shea€?s only fuck one guy before |
| [00:44.390] | And though I really wanna boink this whore |
| [00:45.860] | She my sweetie 3.14 |
| [00:47.630] | So Ia€?m staying patient, and masterbating, and now my heart is sorta racing |
| [00:51.310] | Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating |
| [00:54.700] | Hell yeah, Ia€?m down, Ia€?m about to go all out |
| [00:58.090] | Ia€?m gonna poud that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake |
| [01:01.230] | But on the way to the crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is |
| [01:04.620] | So I say a€?who thisa€? and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim |
| [01:08.350] | And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type |
| [01:11.220] | But as Ia€?m looking at this dude I cana€?t believe my eyes |
| [01:14.650] | Cuz hea€?s the best looking guy that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life |
| [01:20.850] | Hea€?s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod |
| [01:24.870] | Man this the closest thing Ia€?ve seen to a Grecian god |
| [01:28.670] | And now Ia€?m looking at my chick, cuz his dicka€?s been inside her raw |
| [01:33.680] | Aww damn |
| [01:35.900] | Man this is crazy, I cana€?t believe this guy used to fuck my lady |
| [01:39.660] | I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti |
| [01:41.960] | Katiea€?s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie |
| [01:44.480] | And Ia€?m buggin and queasy, this aint okay |
| [01:46.020] | And then they say, a€?leta€?s get drinksa€? so I say okay |
| [01:48.150] | Even though I was about to get laid |
| [01:49.550] | Man this mafucka look like Ashton, combined with a lil Hugh Jackman |
| [01:53.210] | In other words, hea€?s so damn attractive |
| [01:54.670] | So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him |
| [01:56.470] | Now Ia€?m in the back with him, sippin on some yak with him |
| [01:58.320] | And he paying for it all, he investment banking |
| [01:59.890] | Ia€?m acting, like I aint distracted |
| [02:01.400] | |
| [02:03.220] | An dnow Ia€?m feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss |
| [02:06.290] | Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is |
| [02:09.800] | And I had to see, and I was mad discrete |
| [02:11.740] | And I got on my toes and I took a little peek |
| [02:13.690] | Oh my god Becky, look at that cock |
| [02:16.530] | And I aina€?t usually the one to be the jealous type |
| [02:19.810] | But as Ia€?m looking at his dick, I cana€?t believe my eyes |
| [02:23.220] | Cuz hea€?s got the biggest cock that Ia€?ve seen in my whole life |
| [02:29.130] | And now Ia€?m staring at this dudea€?s soft dick with a lotta hate |
| [02:33.310] | Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate |
| [02:36.880] | And I dona€?t know if I can date my girl after tonight |
| [02:42.660] | Aw damn |
| [02:44.370] | I dona€?t know what to do, dudea€?s dick is really huge |
| [02:47.790] | I didna€?t realize a penis could be so smooth |
| [02:51.120] | I know shea€?s missing that, my penis isna€?t that |
| [02:54.530] | Ia€?m looking closer, I think that his dick has abs |
| [02:57.840] | |
| [03:01.160] | Ita€?s so long and thick, Ita€?s like a punching bag |
| [03:04.740] | Ia€?m saying ita€?s so shaven, head is amazing |
| [03:06.870] | Got my dick looking like a raisin |
| [03:08.280] | Skin tone insane, man hea€?s hung like Saddam Hussain, its crazy |
| [03:11.910] | What the fuck should I do? |
| [03:13.590] | He gotta Rutha€?s Chris dick, and minea€?s a drive thru |
| [03:16.960] | |
| [03:19.970] | Cuz I simply cana€?t survive |
| [03:21.810] | After seeing what was in between his thighs, so I tell her |
| [03:25.500] | That this dudea€?s gotta dick that I dona€?t comprehend |
| [03:28.340] | I had to move my neck to see it end to end |
| [03:31.790] | I mean the physics of his dick just dona€?t make any sense |
| [03:37.750] | And I think ita€?s for the best if this comes to an end |
| [03:41.970] | Because the sex with him must have been the best |
| [03:45.540] | And I would say leta€?s just be friends |
| [03:48.280] | But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye |
| [03:52.550] | Then she told me dicky I dona€?t really know what to say |
| [03:55.690] | Because I dated this dude in second grade |
| [03:56.160] | So I dona€?t know about his dick, now leta€?s go home and get you laid |
| [04:05.100] | And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped |
| [04:09.920] | And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came |
| [04:14.040] | |
| [04:20.040] |
| [00:01.150] | |
| [00:04.830] | Aka Mr. Leftward sloping penis |
| [00:09.100] | I got a story for you all now a" Yes sir. |
| [00:14.060] | Now I been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell |
| [00:17.390] | And her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dona? t smell |
| [00:40.160] | And I dona? t fall for chickens, but this one a little different |
| [00:23.690] | Body sickening, plus she really good at making breaded chicken |
| [00:26.950] | Got me thing she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun |
| [00:30.280] | Get a lotta hos, but none of those come close |
| [00:32.340] | I swear this the most that Ia? ve felt so damn exposed |
| [00:34.210] | Oh yeah, therea? s one more thing and I know this shit gonna sound insane |
| [00:37.400] | But I still havena? t hit it I admit it, I wish I was kidding |
| [00:41.120] | Never been up inside before, because shea? s only fuck one guy before |
| [00:44.390] | And though I really wanna boink this whore |
| [00:45.860] | She my sweetie 3. 14 |
| [00:47.630] | So Ia? m staying patient, and masterbating, and now my heart is sorta racing |
| [00:51.310] | Cuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating |
| [00:54.700] | Hell yeah, Ia? m down, Ia? m about to go all out |
| [00:58.090] | Ia? m gonna poud that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake |
| [01:01.230] | But on the way to the crib, we pass this kid, and he seem to know who Katie is |
| [01:04.620] | So I say a? who thisa? and she say dicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim |
| [01:08.350] | And I aina? t usually the one to be the jealous type |
| [01:11.220] | But as Ia? m looking at this dude I cana? t believe my eyes |
| [01:14.650] | Cuz hea? s the best looking guy that Ia? ve seen in my whole life |
| [01:20.850] | Hea? s got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod |
| [01:24.870] | Man this the closest thing Ia? ve seen to a Grecian god |
| [01:28.670] | And now Ia? m looking at my chick, cuz his dicka? s been inside her raw |
| [01:33.680] | Aww damn |
| [01:35.900] | Man this is crazy, I cana? t believe this guy used to fuck my lady |
| [01:39.660] | I bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti |
| [01:41.960] | Katiea? s huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades Katie |
| [01:44.480] | And Ia? m buggin and queasy, this aint okay |
| [01:46.020] | And then they say, a? leta? s get drinksa? so I say okay |
| [01:48.150] | Even though I was about to get laid |
| [01:49.550] | Man this mafucka look like Ashton, combined with a lil Hugh Jackman |
| [01:53.210] | In other words, hea? s so damn attractive |
| [01:54.670] | So damn tan he gotta have a little black in him |
| [01:56.470] | Now Ia? m in the back with him, sippin on some yak with him |
| [01:58.320] | And he paying for it all, he investment banking |
| [01:59.890] | Ia? m acting, like I aint distracted |
| [02:01.400] | |
| [02:03.220] | An dnow Ia? m feeling pissed, so I go and take a piss |
| [02:06.290] | Mid stream, I look left and guess who it is |
| [02:09.800] | And I had to see, and I was mad discrete |
| [02:11.740] | And I got on my toes and I took a little peek |
| [02:13.690] | Oh my god Becky, look at that cock |
| [02:16.530] | And I aina? t usually the one to be the jealous type |
| [02:19.810] | But as Ia? m looking at his dick, I cana? t believe my eyes |
| [02:23.220] | Cuz hea? s got the biggest cock that Ia? ve seen in my whole life |
| [02:29.130] | And now Ia? m staring at this dudea? s soft dick with a lotta hate |
| [02:33.310] | Because the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate |
| [02:36.880] | And I dona? t know if I can date my girl after tonight |
| [02:42.660] | Aw damn |
| [02:44.370] | I dona? t know what to do, dudea? s dick is really huge |
| [02:47.790] | I didna? t realize a penis could be so smooth |
| [02:51.120] | I know shea? s missing that, my penis isna? t that |
| [02:54.530] | Ia? m looking closer, I think that his dick has abs |
| [02:57.840] | |
| [03:01.160] | Ita? s so long and thick, Ita? s like a punching bag |
| [03:04.740] | Ia? m saying ita? s so shaven, head is amazing |
| [03:06.870] | Got my dick looking like a raisin |
| [03:08.280] | Skin tone insane, man hea? s hung like Saddam Hussain, its crazy |
| [03:11.910] | What the fuck should I do? |
| [03:13.590] | He gotta Rutha? s Chris dick, and minea? s a drive thru |
| [03:16.960] | |
| [03:19.970] | Cuz I simply cana? t survive |
| [03:21.810] | After seeing what was in between his thighs, so I tell her |
| [03:25.500] | That this dudea? s gotta dick that I dona? t comprehend |
| [03:28.340] | I had to move my neck to see it end to end |
| [03:31.790] | I mean the physics of his dick just dona? t make any sense |
| [03:37.750] | And I think ita? s for the best if this comes to an end |
| [03:41.970] | Because the sex with him must have been the best |
| [03:45.540] | And I would say leta? s just be friends |
| [03:48.280] | But I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye |
| [03:52.550] | Then she told me dicky I dona? t really know what to say |
| [03:55.690] | Because I dated this dude in second grade |
| [03:56.160] | So I dona? t know about his dick, now leta? s go home and get you laid |
| [04:05.100] | And then I took her to my crib, and you know that we belly slapped |
| [04:09.920] | And I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came |
| [04:14.040] | |
| [04:20.040] |