Ham

Ham Lyrics

Song Ham
Artist Lil Dicky
Album So Hard
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[00:01.46] Whoa... so hard
[00:07.70] Jews is never supposed to go H.A.M., but fuck it
[00:12.75] Okay dat boy D-I-C-K-Y ballin'
[00:15.92] I been spittin' hella writtens cuz I'm finna get my wallet good
[00:18.92] Bitches know I holla good
[00:20.98] Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
[00:25.50] I been acting like a kid
[00:27.35] Rappin' bout my fuckin' dick
[00:29.11] And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin' shit
[00:32.39] Killin' bitches, Michael Vick, and women you know what this is
[00:35.61] Semi-colons in my texts, my instant message game is sick (HO!)
[00:38.70] Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
[00:40.56] When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
[00:42.59] When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
[00:43.67] I'mma cum quick, I ain't playin' witcha
[00:45.48] Ay you know, I'm spittin crack up on the track
[00:48.41] I'm not attacking all you blacks
[00:49.79] Who try to rap, but I'm just saying that
[00:51.81] I'm coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[00:54.76] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[00:57.87] Ladies get them pants down
[00:59.62] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now
[01:02.95] I ain't on that kosher shit
[01:06.00] Facebook I be poking chicks
[01:07.48] Came up in the 90's yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit
[01:10.60] I don't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin' Focus
[01:13.76] But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
[01:16.77] I'm an Izze sippin', bitty-kissin muthafuckin' G
[01:19.94] The way I cum on chickens, call Lil' Dicky mozzarella cheese
[01:22.91] I'm getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast
[01:25.95] And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil' Dicky Screech (WHOA!)
[01:29.08] Tampon shit, 'cuz I rap for the flow
[01:31.19] And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
[01:32.56] Gotta mac, it's a pro, never nap, but I doze
[01:34.22] I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
[01:35.82] And I know ya'll bitches feelin' that
[01:37.24] Ain't as nobody real as that
[01:39.19] Rappin' like Jamaica’s population, I been killin' tracks
[01:42.28] (Like, in the Olympic Games? You ain’t get it?)
[01:45.99] I'm coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[01:48.41] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[01:51.54] Ladies get them pants down
[01:53.28] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now
[01:56.70] See them bitches over there?
[01:59.60] Please don't fucking over-stare
[02:01.19] That's who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
[02:04.29] Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair
[02:06.98] But I am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober, scared
[02:10.60] So I'm drinkin, fuck you thinkin'?
[02:12.56] Middle Day that's word to Lincoln
[02:13.72] My left foot is always stinkin'
[02:15.37] I ball good so I ain't blinkin'
[02:16.87] Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin' dog
[02:19.58] Fuckin' cats up the ass metaphorically...uh, paws
[02:23.54] (I got that pause in on time, right?)
[02:25.60] I'm coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[02:28.55] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[02:31.20] Ladies get them pants down
[02:33.04] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H.A.M. now
[02:39.02]
[00:01.46] Whoa... so hard
[00:07.70] Jews is never supposed to go H. A. M., but fuck it
[00:12.75] Okay dat boy DICKY ballin'
[00:15.92] I been spittin' hella writtens cuz I' m finna get my wallet good
[00:18.92] Bitches know I holla good
[00:20.98] Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
[00:25.50] I been acting like a kid
[00:27.35] Rappin' bout my fuckin' dick
[00:29.11] And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin' shit
[00:32.39] Killin' bitches, Michael Vick, and women you know what this is
[00:35.61] Semicolons in my texts, my instant message game is sick HO!
[00:38.70] Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
[00:40.56] When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
[00:42.59] When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
[00:43.67] I' mma cum quick, I ain' t playin' witcha
[00:45.48] Ay you know, I' m spittin crack up on the track
[00:48.41] I' m not attacking all you blacks
[00:49.79] Who try to rap, but I' m just saying that
[00:51.81] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[00:54.76] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[00:57.87] Ladies get them pants down
[00:59.62] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[01:02.95] I ain' t on that kosher shit
[01:06.00] Facebook I be poking chicks
[01:07.48] Came up in the 90' s yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit
[01:10.60] I don' t push a lotus, I' m drivin a fuckin' Focus
[01:13.76] But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
[01:16.77] I' m an Izze sippin', bittykissin muthafuckin' G
[01:19.94] The way I cum on chickens, call Lil' Dicky mozzarella cheese
[01:22.91] I' m getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast
[01:25.95] And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil' Dicky Screech WHOA!
[01:29.08] Tampon shit, ' cuz I rap for the flow
[01:31.19] And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
[01:32.56] Gotta mac, it' s a pro, never nap, but I doze
[01:34.22] I' m a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
[01:35.82] And I know ya' ll bitches feelin' that
[01:37.24] Ain' t as nobody real as that
[01:39.19] Rappin' like Jamaica' s population, I been killin' tracks
[01:42.28] Like, in the Olympic Games? You ain' t get it?
[01:45.99] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[01:48.41] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[01:51.54] Ladies get them pants down
[01:53.28] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[01:56.70] See them bitches over there?
[01:59.60] Please don' t fucking overstare
[02:01.19] That' s who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
[02:04.29] Okay I was joking, I don' t know dem I should grow a pair
[02:06.98] But I am not the most efficient closer when I' m sober, scared
[02:10.60] So I' m drinkin, fuck you thinkin'?
[02:12.56] Middle Day that' s word to Lincoln
[02:13.72] My left foot is always stinkin'
[02:15.37] I ball good so I ain' t blinkin'
[02:16.87] Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin' dog
[02:19.58] Fuckin' cats up the ass metaphorically... uh, paws
[02:23.54] I got that pause in on time, right?
[02:25.60] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[02:28.55] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[02:31.20] Ladies get them pants down
[02:33.04] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[02:39.02]
[00:01.46] Whoa... so hard
[00:07.70] Jews is never supposed to go H. A. M., but fuck it
[00:12.75] Okay dat boy DICKY ballin'
[00:15.92] I been spittin' hella writtens cuz I' m finna get my wallet good
[00:18.92] Bitches know I holla good
[00:20.98] Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
[00:25.50] I been acting like a kid
[00:27.35] Rappin' bout my fuckin' dick
[00:29.11] And what started as a joke became the hottest fuckin' shit
[00:32.39] Killin' bitches, Michael Vick, and women you know what this is
[00:35.61] Semicolons in my texts, my instant message game is sick HO!
[00:38.70] Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
[00:40.56] When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
[00:42.59] When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
[00:43.67] I' mma cum quick, I ain' t playin' witcha
[00:45.48] Ay you know, I' m spittin crack up on the track
[00:48.41] I' m not attacking all you blacks
[00:49.79] Who try to rap, but I' m just saying that
[00:51.81] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[00:54.76] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[00:57.87] Ladies get them pants down
[00:59.62] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[01:02.95] I ain' t on that kosher shit
[01:06.00] Facebook I be poking chicks
[01:07.48] Came up in the 90' s yeah im on some Hocus Pocus shit
[01:10.60] I don' t push a lotus, I' m drivin a fuckin' Focus
[01:13.76] But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
[01:16.77] I' m an Izze sippin', bittykissin muthafuckin' G
[01:19.94] The way I cum on chickens, call Lil' Dicky mozzarella cheese
[01:22.91] I' m getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast
[01:25.95] And I been Dustin Diamonds off, they bout to call Lil' Dicky Screech WHOA!
[01:29.08] Tampon shit, ' cuz I rap for the flow
[01:31.19] And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
[01:32.56] Gotta mac, it' s a pro, never nap, but I doze
[01:34.22] I' m a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
[01:35.82] And I know ya' ll bitches feelin' that
[01:37.24] Ain' t as nobody real as that
[01:39.19] Rappin' like Jamaica' s population, I been killin' tracks
[01:42.28] Like, in the Olympic Games? You ain' t get it?
[01:45.99] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[01:48.41] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[01:51.54] Ladies get them pants down
[01:53.28] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[01:56.70] See them bitches over there?
[01:59.60] Please don' t fucking overstare
[02:01.19] That' s who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
[02:04.29] Okay I was joking, I don' t know dem I should grow a pair
[02:06.98] But I am not the most efficient closer when I' m sober, scared
[02:10.60] So I' m drinkin, fuck you thinkin'?
[02:12.56] Middle Day that' s word to Lincoln
[02:13.72] My left foot is always stinkin'
[02:15.37] I ball good so I ain' t blinkin'
[02:16.87] Baby whatcha know about a muthafuckin' dog
[02:19.58] Fuckin' cats up the ass metaphorically... uh, paws
[02:23.54] I got that pause in on time, right?
[02:25.60] I' m coming for these muthafuckin' brothas making money
[02:28.55] Errbody love the funny little buddy making jams now
[02:31.20] Ladies get them pants down
[02:33.04] Sorry to my god and my synagogue and my mom because this kike is going H. A. M. now
[02:39.02]
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