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[Verse 1: Wax] |
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She was such a pretty girl and she was mine for a couple of years |
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And on the day that she walked away I guess I shed a couple of tears |
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But from what I understand, she's now having the time of her life |
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I guess its true what Too Short said, that you can't turn a ho into a housewife |
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[Hook x2] |
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'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine |
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Now she fucks two dudes at a time |
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She was so good, we was in love |
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But I guess one dick wasn't enough |
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[Verse 2: Wax] |
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At first I couldn't believe it |
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She was so sweet and so kind |
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How could she be getting ass-fucked and sucking dick at the same time? |
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But I went online one day and I saw that shit firsthand |
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She was having a one-night stand with a |
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A nine piece salsa band |
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And the piano player is fucking her asshole |
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And in her pussy hole is the bass |
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She's got the backup singer's dick in each hand |
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And the trumpet player's fucking her face |
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And her toes are doing some tickling on the rest of the horn section's balls |
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The percussion players jerking off on the side |
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While the lead singer's telling the studio n' audience to applause |
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[Hook x2] |
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'Coz she's so fine she used to be mine |
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Now she fucks two dudes at a time |
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She was so good, we was in love |
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But I guess one dick wasn't enough |
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[Verse 3: Wax] |
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Now the band started getting excited |
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They were all about to bust nuts |
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It was nine Puerto Rican musicians |
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And just one little asian slut |
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Now every square inch of her body |
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Is totally soaked with cum |
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And if you ask the bitch what two plus two was |
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She wouldn't even know 'coz she's too fucking dumb |
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[Hook x2] |
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She's so fine she used to be mine |
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Now she fucks nine dudes at a time |
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She was so good, we was in love |
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But I guess eight dicks wasn't enough |
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Eight dicks wasn't enough! |