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She love me, she love me, she love me, |
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She love me too much |
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She left her, she left her, |
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She lef her toothbrush |
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(2x) |
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Oooooowwwww |
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What happened here? |
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Right below my cabinet mirror |
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There used to be two brushes |
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Now there's three toothbrushes |
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I never said I was a mathematician |
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But from now on she gonna have to ask permission |
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If she wanna leave shit here, what's this here? |
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It's a brazier, gotta get this clear |
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Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm |
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Didn't see there was a purse up on my floor |
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My foot gets caught up in the strap |
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Splat, I fall flat, on my back |
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And the purse gets emptied all over the ground |
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And now it's tampons everywhere rollin around |
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Damn, this gettin out of control |
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She really needs to slow her roll |
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I come home and you're on my couch |
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Go back to ya mama's house |
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I just wanted to relax and unwind on it |
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You laid out smokin weed drinkin wine on it |
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This ain't what I wanted |
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And the lease only got just one name signed on it |
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And that's mine on it, not yours |
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It'd be different if you would mop floors |
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Take out the trash, do somethin |
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Every day you're the opposite of hustlin |
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Doing your nails is not a part time job |
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CHORUS |
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I ain't even know she had a house key |
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She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me |
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At that home depot store |
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Now I'm never lonely no more |
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She's here, whenever she likes |
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Every day, every night |
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And I just need my privacy I doubt that she's |
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Tryin to spy on me she probably just wanna be |
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By my tv to watch it free |
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I love when she's on top of me |
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But that don't give her no rights to my property |
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I'm glad you're concerned with dental healthcare |
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But that's the end of the discussion brush em elsewhere |
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CHORUS (repeated till end of song) |
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God this girl is driving me bananas |
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The only solution I can think of is to dance |
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Woo, ow ow ow |
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I can't believe she parked in my parking spot man I'm going in |
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This house right now after that half mile walk |
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And giving her a piece of my mind |
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(girl) |
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Oh I'm so glad you're home I tivoed sex and the city so we could watch it |
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As soon as you got here |
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Don't be mad baby I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop |
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I got an idea for a fun project this weekend let's paint the bathroom walls pink |
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Oh I didn't tell you my parents are coming tonight, oh, speaking of my parents can we do thanksgiving dinner here? |
