[00:22.780] | 早上 我走上阳台 打开窗户 |
[00:25.320] | 阳光 洒在身上催哪都是 感觉舒服 |
[00:28.050] | 我的膝盖 有点疼 可能睡觉姿势不行 |
[00:31.110] | 但是没有事 多运动下就行 |
[00:33.890] | 我打开了我类手机 看看有谁给我发信息 |
[00:36.720] | 因为睡觉我都关机 要不他黑地老滴滴 |
[00:39.580] | 不看其实还好 谁知道越看越生气 |
[00:42.320] | 不是欠费提醒 就是让我十条转发地 |
[00:45.110] | 你说谁这么无聊 还不转运气不会好 |
[00:47.970] | 我就是不愿意转发 都别在给我下套 |
[00:50.740] | 运气好不好 不是移动他能做到 |
[00:53.470] | 别在给我逼急了我改用连通的号 |
[00:55.980] | |
[00:56.330] | 手机关机的日子 你看不见我的样子 |
[01:01.780] | 全调静音了是不是 为了保护好隐私 |
[01:07.660] | 手机停机的日子 里边的功能还没停止 |
[01:12.930] | 能听歌的手机样式 P3 P4 P5 P6 一直到P10 |
[01:18.510] | |
[01:18.680] | 我的手机里还收到这样的一条 |
[01:21.390] | 让我看了气的和撒吓我一大跳 |
[01:23.970] | 信息里说道 貌似我以年老 |
[01:27.030] | 爸 我出事了请您给我打点钞票 |
[01:29.580] | 这绝对单古应儿的, 还有个银行卡号 |
[01:32.400] | 我狂晕 我暴笑 这谁给我开的玩笑 |
[01:35.230] | 我媳妇还没找到 儿子都去外边混了 |
[01:38.110] | 这你说身边有个女人我杂解释才好 |
[01:40.650] | 穿上我的喔 然后给他回一条 |
[01:43.540] | 说 儿子你别发怒 这事你爸我不做主 |
[01:46.530] | 还得找你妈商量商量 咱请求她帮助 |
[01:49.350] | 反正便宜不占白不占 有个小也怪幸福 |
[01:50.140] | |
[01:52.070] | |
[01:52.210] | 手机关机的日子 你看不见我的样子 |
[01:57.600] | 全调静音了是不是 为了保护好隐私 |
[02:03.250] | 手机停机的日子 里边的功能还没停止 |
[02:08.880] | 能听歌的手机样式 P3 P4 P5 P6 一直到P10 |
[02:14.290] | |
[02:19.300] | |
[02:19.840] | 我拿着快停机的手机 出门打个的 |
[02:22.380] | 浪了几圈没啥劲 感觉可无趣 |
[02:25.170] | 突然电话响起 没几声就没了音 |
[02:27.980] | 一看哎哟俺嫂 我得赶紧回过去 |
[02:30.840] | 问他怎么怎么滴 她说她可生可生气 |
[02:33.590] | 我问到底杂回事, 她说家里的问题 |
[02:36.320] | 说儿子不好好学习 老公养了狐狸精 |
[02:39.470] | 说是大的不听话 小的也没让他省心 |
[02:42.250] | 这事怪洋了,你还怪有出息 |
[02:45.070] | 咋会一夜之间知道了真多的事情 |
[02:47.750] | 她哭住给我说 是看了老公的手机 |
[02:50.290] | 咋会恁不操心,也不给手机加个密 |
[02:53.030] | |
[02:53.440] | 手机关机的日子 你看不见我的样子 |
[02:58.980] | 全调静音了是不是 为了保护好隐私 |
[03:04.600] | 手机停机的日子 里边的功能还没停止 |
[03:10.100] | 能听歌的手机样式 P3 P4 P5 P6 一直到P10 |
[03:15.500] | |
[03:15.830] | 这面电话将打完 张哥又约我见面 |
[03:18.570] | 说是心里可烦 想和我吃个饭 |
[03:21.320] | 我看了一下时间 和他约了个地点 |
[03:24.070] | 就在国贸酒店 旁边的会面馆 |
[03:26.860] | 我点了一碗会面 他吃了十碗米线 |
[03:29.650] | 夜个嫂子发脾气 看了他的手机 |
[03:32.490] | 翻了手机短信 还发现可多美女 |
[03:35.270] | 说要不手机换号 要不就跟他离 |
[03:38.120] | 我说这个小KS 我立马给你生个法儿 |
[03:40.910] | 把菲菲改成小赵 把晶晶改成小李 |
[03:43.670] | 晚上再给你打电话 你也包担心 |
[03:46.150] | 你给电池扣了 咱马上不在服务区 |
[03:48.940] | |
[03:49.280] | 手机关机的日子 你看不见我的样子 |
[03:54.790] | 全调静音了是不是 为了保护好隐私 |
[04:00.450] | 手机停机的日子 里边的功能还没停止 |
[04:05.990] | 能听歌的手机样式 P3 P4 P5 P6 一直到P10 |
[04:11.620] | 手机关机的日子 你看不见我的样子 |
[04:17.100] | 全调静音了是不是 为了保护好隐私 |
[04:22.720] | 手机停机的日子 里边的功能还没停止 |
[04:28.240] | 能听歌的手机样式 P3 P4 P5 P6 一直到P10 |
[04:33.930] | MP10是啥呀? |
[00:22.780] | zao shang wo zou shang yang tai da kai chuang hu |
[00:25.320] | yang guang sa zai shen shang cui na dou shi gan jue shu fu |
[00:28.050] | wo de xi gai you dian teng ke neng shui jiao zi shi bu xing |
[00:31.110] | dan shi mei you shi duo yun dong xia jiu xing |
[00:33.890] | wo da kai le wo lei shou ji kan kan you shui gei wo fa xin xi |
[00:36.720] | yin wei shui jiao wo dou guan ji yao bu ta hei di lao di di |
[00:39.580] | bu kan qi shi hai hao shei zhi dao yue kan yue sheng qi |
[00:42.320] | bu shi qian fei ti xing jiu shi rang wo shi tiao zhuan fa di |
[00:45.110] | ni shuo shui zhe me wu liao hai bu zhuan yun qi bu hui hao |
[00:47.970] | wo jiu shi bu yuan yi zhuan fa dou bie zai gei wo xia tao |
[00:50.740] | yun qi hao bu hao bu shi yi dong ta neng zuo dao |
[00:53.470] | bie zai gei wo bi ji le wo gai yong lian tong de hao |
[00:55.980] | |
[00:56.330] | shou ji guan ji de ri zi ni kan bu jian wo de yang zi |
[01:01.780] | quan diao jing yin le shi bu shi wei le bao hu hao yin si |
[01:07.660] | shou ji ting ji de ri zi li bian de gong neng hai mei ting zhi |
[01:12.930] | neng ting ge de shou ji yang shi P3 P4 P5 P6 yi zhi dao P10 |
[01:18.510] | |
[01:18.680] | wo de shou ji li hai shou dao zhe yang de yi tiao |
[01:21.390] | rang wo kan le qi de he sa xia wo yi da tiao |
[01:23.970] | xin xi li shuo dao mao si wo yi nian lao |
[01:27.030] | ba wo chu shi le qing nin gei wo da dian chao piao |
[01:29.580] | zhe jue dui dan gu ying er de, hai you ge yin hang ka hao |
[01:32.400] | wo kuang yun wo bao xiao zhe shui gei wo kai de wan xiao |
[01:35.230] | wo xi fu hai mei zhao dao er zi dou qu wai bian hun le |
[01:38.110] | zhe ni shuo shen bian you ge nv ren wo za jie shi cai hao |
[01:40.650] | chuan shang wo de o ran hou gei ta hui yi tiao |
[01:43.540] | shuo er zi ni bie fa nu zhe shi ni ba wo bu zuo zhu |
[01:46.530] | hai de zhao ni ma shang liang shang liang zan qing qiu ta bang zhu |
[01:49.350] | fan zheng pian yi bu zhan bai bu zhan you ge xiao ye guai xing fu |
[01:50.140] | |
[01:52.070] | |
[01:52.210] | shou ji guan ji de ri zi ni kan bu jian wo de yang zi |
[01:57.600] | quan diao jing yin le shi bu shi wei le bao hu hao yin si |
[02:03.250] | shou ji ting ji de ri zi li bian de gong neng hai mei ting zhi |
[02:08.880] | neng ting ge de shou ji yang shi P3 P4 P5 P6 yi zhi dao P10 |
[02:14.290] | |
[02:19.300] | |
[02:19.840] | wo na zhe kuai ting ji de shou ji chu men da ge de |
[02:22.380] | lang le ji quan mei sha jin gan jue ke wu qu |
[02:25.170] | tu ran dian hua xiang qi mei ji sheng jiu mei le yin |
[02:27.980] | yi kan ai yo an sao wo de gan jin hui guo qu |
[02:30.840] | wen ta zen me zen me di ta shuo ta ke sheng ke sheng qi |
[02:33.590] | wo wen dao di za hui shi, ta shuo jia li de wen ti |
[02:36.320] | shuo er zi bu hao hao xue xi lao gong yang le hu li jing |
[02:39.470] | shuo shi da de bu ting hua xiao de ye mei rang ta sheng xin |
[02:42.250] | zhe shi guai yang le, ni hai guai you chu xi |
[02:45.070] | za hui yi ye zhi jian zhi dao le zhen duo de shi qing |
[02:47.750] | ta ku zhu gei wo shuo shi kan le lao gong de shou ji |
[02:50.290] | za hui nen bu cao xin, ye bu gei shou ji jia ge mi |
[02:53.030] | |
[02:53.440] | shou ji guan ji de ri zi ni kan bu jian wo de yang zi |
[02:58.980] | quan diao jing yin le shi bu shi wei le bao hu hao yin si |
[03:04.600] | shou ji ting ji de ri zi li bian de gong neng hai mei ting zhi |
[03:10.100] | neng ting ge de shou ji yang shi P3 P4 P5 P6 yi zhi dao P10 |
[03:15.500] | |
[03:15.830] | zhe mian dian hua jiang da wan zhang ge you yue wo jian mian |
[03:18.570] | shuo shi xin li ke fan xiang he wo chi ge fan |
[03:21.320] | wo kan le yi xia shi jian he ta yue le ge di dian |
[03:24.070] | jiu zai guo mao jiu dian pang bian de hui mian guan |
[03:26.860] | wo dian le yi wan hui mian ta chi le shi wan mi xian |
[03:29.650] | ye ge sao zi fa pi qi kan le ta de shou ji |
[03:32.490] | fan le shou ji duan xin hai fa xian ke duo mei nv |
[03:35.270] | shuo yao bu shou ji huan hao yao bu jiu gen ta li |
[03:38.120] | wo shuo zhe ge xiao KS wo li ma gei ni sheng ge fa er |
[03:40.910] | ba fei fei gai cheng xiao zhao ba jing jing gai cheng xiao li |
[03:43.670] | wan shang zai gei ni da dian hua ni ye bao dan xin |
[03:46.150] | ni gei dian chi kou le zan ma shang bu zai fu wu qu |
[03:48.940] | |
[03:49.280] | shou ji guan ji de ri zi ni kan bu jian wo de yang zi |
[03:54.790] | quan diao jing yin le shi bu shi wei le bao hu hao yin si |
[04:00.450] | shou ji ting ji de ri zi li bian de gong neng hai mei ting zhi |
[04:05.990] | neng ting ge de shou ji yang shi P3 P4 P5 P6 yi zhi dao P10 |
[04:11.620] | shou ji guan ji de ri zi ni kan bu jian wo de yang zi |
[04:17.100] | quan diao jing yin le shi bu shi wei le bao hu hao yin si |
[04:22.720] | shou ji ting ji de ri zi li bian de gong neng hai mei ting zhi |
[04:28.240] | neng ting ge de shou ji yang shi P3 P4 P5 P6 yi zhi dao P10 |
[04:33.930] | MP10 shi sha ya? |
[00:22.780] | zǎo shàng wǒ zǒu shàng yáng tái dǎ kāi chuāng hù |
[00:25.320] | yáng guāng sǎ zài shēn shàng cuī nǎ dōu shì gǎn jué shū fú |
[00:28.050] | wǒ de xī gài yǒu diǎn téng kě néng shuì jiào zī shì bù xíng |
[00:31.110] | dàn shì méi yǒu shì duō yùn dòng xià jiù xíng |
[00:33.890] | wǒ dǎ kāi le wǒ lèi shǒu jī kàn kàn yǒu shuí gěi wǒ fā xìn xī |
[00:36.720] | yīn wèi shuì jiào wǒ dōu guān jī yào bù tā hēi dì lǎo dī dī |
[00:39.580] | bù kàn qí shí hái hǎo shéi zhī dào yuè kàn yuè shēng qì |
[00:42.320] | bú shì qiàn fèi tí xǐng jiù shì ràng wǒ shí tiáo zhuǎn fā dì |
[00:45.110] | nǐ shuō shuí zhè me wú liáo hái bù zhuǎn yùn qì bú huì hǎo |
[00:47.970] | wǒ jiù shì bù yuàn yì zhuǎn fā dōu bié zài gěi wǒ xià tào |
[00:50.740] | yùn qì hǎo bù hǎo bú shì yí dòng tā néng zuò dào |
[00:53.470] | bié zài gěi wǒ bī jí le wǒ gǎi yòng lián tōng de hào |
[00:55.980] | |
[00:56.330] | shǒu jī guān jī de rì zi nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ de yàng zi |
[01:01.780] | quán diào jìng yīn le shì bú shì wèi le bǎo hù hǎo yǐn sī |
[01:07.660] | shǒu jī tíng jī de rì zi lǐ biān de gōng néng hái méi tíng zhǐ |
[01:12.930] | néng tīng gē de shǒu jī yàng shì P3 P4 P5 P6 yī zhí dào P10 |
[01:18.510] | |
[01:18.680] | wǒ de shǒu jī lǐ hái shōu dào zhè yàng de yī tiáo |
[01:21.390] | ràng wǒ kàn le qì de hé sā xià wǒ yī dà tiào |
[01:23.970] | xìn xī lǐ shuō dào mào sì wǒ yǐ nián lǎo |
[01:27.030] | bà wǒ chū shì le qǐng nín gěi wǒ dǎ diǎn chāo piào |
[01:29.580] | zhè jué duì dān gǔ yīng ér de, hái yǒu gè yín háng kǎ hào |
[01:32.400] | wǒ kuáng yūn wǒ bào xiào zhè shuí gěi wǒ kāi de wán xiào |
[01:35.230] | wǒ xí fù hái méi zhǎo dào ér zǐ dōu qù wài biān hùn le |
[01:38.110] | zhè nǐ shuō shēn biān yǒu gè nǚ rén wǒ zá jiě shì cái hǎo |
[01:40.650] | chuān shang wǒ de ō rán hòu gěi tā huí yī tiáo |
[01:43.540] | shuō ér zi nǐ bié fā nù zhè shì nǐ bà wǒ bù zuò zhǔ |
[01:46.530] | hái dé zhǎo nǐ mā shāng liáng shāng liáng zán qǐng qiú tā bāng zhù |
[01:49.350] | fǎn zhèng pián yí bù zhàn bái bù zhàn yǒu gè xiǎo yě guài xìng fú |
[01:50.140] | |
[01:52.070] | |
[01:52.210] | shǒu jī guān jī de rì zi nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ de yàng zi |
[01:57.600] | quán diào jìng yīn le shì bú shì wèi le bǎo hù hǎo yǐn sī |
[02:03.250] | shǒu jī tíng jī de rì zi lǐ biān de gōng néng hái méi tíng zhǐ |
[02:08.880] | néng tīng gē de shǒu jī yàng shì P3 P4 P5 P6 yī zhí dào P10 |
[02:14.290] | |
[02:19.300] | |
[02:19.840] | wǒ ná zhe kuài tíng jī de shǒu jī chū mén dǎ gè de |
[02:22.380] | làng le jǐ quān méi shà jìn gǎn jué kě wú qù |
[02:25.170] | tū rán diàn huà xiǎng qǐ méi jǐ shēng jiù méi le yīn |
[02:27.980] | yī kàn āi yō ǎn sǎo wǒ dé gǎn jǐn huí guò qù |
[02:30.840] | wèn tā zěn me zěn me dī tā shuō tā kě shēng kě shēng qì |
[02:33.590] | wǒ wèn dào dǐ zá huí shì, tā shuō jiā lǐ de wèn tí |
[02:36.320] | shuō ér zi bù hǎo hào xué xí lǎo gōng yǎng le hú lí jīng |
[02:39.470] | shuō shì dà de bù tīng huà xiǎo de yě méi ràng tā shěng xīn |
[02:42.250] | zhè shì guài yáng le, nǐ hái guài yǒu chū xī |
[02:45.070] | zǎ huì yī yè zhī jiān zhī dào le zhēn duō de shì qíng |
[02:47.750] | tā kū zhù gěi wǒ shuō shì kàn le lǎo gōng de shǒu jī |
[02:50.290] | zǎ huì nèn bù cāo xīn, yě bù gěi shǒu jī jiā gè mì |
[02:53.030] | |
[02:53.440] | shǒu jī guān jī de rì zi nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ de yàng zi |
[02:58.980] | quán diào jìng yīn le shì bú shì wèi le bǎo hù hǎo yǐn sī |
[03:04.600] | shǒu jī tíng jī de rì zi lǐ biān de gōng néng hái méi tíng zhǐ |
[03:10.100] | néng tīng gē de shǒu jī yàng shì P3 P4 P5 P6 yī zhí dào P10 |
[03:15.500] | |
[03:15.830] | zhè miàn diàn huà jiāng dǎ wán zhāng gē yòu yuē wǒ jiàn miàn |
[03:18.570] | shuō shì xīn lǐ kě fán xiǎng hé wǒ chī gè fàn |
[03:21.320] | wǒ kàn le yī xià shí jiān hé tā yuē le gè dì diǎn |
[03:24.070] | jiù zài guó mào jiǔ diàn páng biān de huì miàn guǎn |
[03:26.860] | wǒ diǎn le yī wǎn huì miàn tā chī le shí wǎn mǐ xiàn |
[03:29.650] | yè gè sǎo zi fā pí qì kàn le tā de shǒu jī |
[03:32.490] | fān le shǒu jī duǎn xìn hái fā xiàn kě duō měi nǚ |
[03:35.270] | shuō yào bù shǒu jī huàn hào yào bù jiù gēn tā lí |
[03:38.120] | wǒ shuō zhè gè xiǎo KS wǒ lì mǎ gěi nǐ shēng gè fǎ ér |
[03:40.910] | bǎ fēi fēi gǎi chéng xiǎo zhào bǎ jīng jīng gǎi chéng xiǎo lǐ |
[03:43.670] | wǎn shàng zài gěi nǐ dǎ diàn huà nǐ yě bāo dān xīn |
[03:46.150] | nǐ gěi diàn chí kòu le zán mǎ shàng bù zài fú wù qū |
[03:48.940] | |
[03:49.280] | shǒu jī guān jī de rì zi nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ de yàng zi |
[03:54.790] | quán diào jìng yīn le shì bú shì wèi le bǎo hù hǎo yǐn sī |
[04:00.450] | shǒu jī tíng jī de rì zi lǐ biān de gōng néng hái méi tíng zhǐ |
[04:05.990] | néng tīng gē de shǒu jī yàng shì P3 P4 P5 P6 yī zhí dào P10 |
[04:11.620] | shǒu jī guān jī de rì zi nǐ kàn bú jiàn wǒ de yàng zi |
[04:17.100] | quán diào jìng yīn le shì bú shì wèi le bǎo hù hǎo yǐn sī |
[04:22.720] | shǒu jī tíng jī de rì zi lǐ biān de gōng néng hái méi tíng zhǐ |
[04:28.240] | néng tīng gē de shǒu jī yàng shì P3 P4 P5 P6 yī zhí dào P10 |
[04:33.930] | MP10 shì shà ya? |