| [00:18.250] | 有人很骄傲 以为他很重要 |
| [00:24.920] | 眼睛长头上 脚上点去睡觉 |
| [00:32.120] | 有人很无聊 因为他很好笑 |
| [00:38.850] | 眼睛白白的 自己都管不好 |
| [00:47.280] | 没人想跟你怎样 没人想让你怎样 |
| [00:53.830] | 自以为呢遇到坏人 你就知道 |
| [01:01.740] | 别跟我开玩笑 别跟我玩这招 |
| [01:08.880] | 小心别踩到地雷爆掉 炸的你倍糟糕 |
| [01:16.090] | 受不了好不好 拜托你好不好 |
| [01:23.670] | 小心别搞到自己爆掉 炸的你歪歪掉 |
| [01:31.150] | 惊声尖叫 |
| [01:35.740] | 有人很奇妙 自我感觉良好 |
| [01:42.430] | 没有几根毛 臭美不打草稿 |
| [01:49.740] | 有人爱计较 专门投机取巧 |
| [01:57.190] | 演的有家教 八卦头头是道 |
| [02:04.490] | 没人想跟你怎样 没人想让你怎样 |
| [02:11.260] | 自以为呢独钓拍档 你都知道 |
| [02:19.310] | 别跟我开玩笑 别跟我玩这招 |
| [02:26.320] | 小心别踩到地雷爆掉 炸的你倍糟糕 |
| [02:33.650] | 受不了好不好 拜托你好不好 |
| [02:41.120] | 小心别搞到自己爆掉 炸的你歪歪掉 |
| [02:48.680] | 惊声尖叫 |
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| [00:18.250] | you ren hen jiao ao yi wei ta hen zhong yao |
| [00:24.920] | yan jing chang tou shang jiao shang dian qu shui jiao |
| [00:32.120] | you ren hen wu liao yin wei ta hen hao xiao |
| [00:38.850] | yan jing bai bai de zi ji dou guan bu hao |
| [00:47.280] | mei ren xiang gen ni zen yang mei ren xiang rang ni zen yang |
| [00:53.830] | zi yi wei ne yu dao huai ren ni jiu zhi dao |
| [01:01.740] | bie gen wo kai wan xiao bie gen wo wan zhe zhao |
| [01:08.880] | xiao xin bie cai dao di lei bao diao zha de ni bei zao gao |
| [01:16.090] | shou bu liao hao bu hao bai tuo ni hao bu hao |
| [01:23.670] | xiao xin bie gao dao zi ji bao diao zha de ni wai wai diao |
| [01:31.150] | jing sheng jian jiao |
| [01:35.740] | you ren hen qi miao zi wo gan jue liang hao |
| [01:42.430] | mei you ji gen mao chou mei bu da cao gao |
| [01:49.740] | you ren ai ji jiao zhuan men tou ji qu qiao |
| [01:57.190] | yan de you jia jiao ba gua tou tou shi dao |
| [02:04.490] | mei ren xiang gen ni zen yang mei ren xiang rang ni zen yang |
| [02:11.260] | zi yi wei ne du diao pai dang ni dou zhi dao |
| [02:19.310] | bie gen wo kai wan xiao bie gen wo wan zhe zhao |
| [02:26.320] | xiao xin bie cai dao di lei bao diao zha de ni bei zao gao |
| [02:33.650] | shou bu liao hao bu hao bai tuo ni hao bu hao |
| [02:41.120] | xiao xin bie gao dao zi ji bao diao zha de ni wai wai diao |
| [02:48.680] | jing sheng jian jiao |
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| [00:18.250] | yǒu rén hěn jiāo ào yǐ wéi tā hěn zhòng yào |
| [00:24.920] | yǎn jīng cháng tóu shàng jiǎo shàng diǎn qù shuì jiào |
| [00:32.120] | yǒu rén hěn wú liáo yīn wèi tā hěn hǎo xiào |
| [00:38.850] | yǎn jīng bái bái de zì jǐ dōu guǎn bù hǎo |
| [00:47.280] | méi rén xiǎng gēn nǐ zěn yàng méi rén xiǎng ràng nǐ zěn yàng |
| [00:53.830] | zì yǐ wéi ne yù dào huài rén nǐ jiù zhī dào |
| [01:01.740] | bié gēn wǒ kāi wán xiào bié gēn wǒ wán zhè zhāo |
| [01:08.880] | xiǎo xīn bié cǎi dào dì léi bào diào zhà de nǐ bèi zāo gāo |
| [01:16.090] | shòu bù liǎo hǎo bù hǎo bài tuō nǐ hǎo bù hǎo |
| [01:23.670] | xiǎo xīn bié gǎo dào zì jǐ bào diào zhà de nǐ wāi wāi diào |
| [01:31.150] | jīng shēng jiān jiào |
| [01:35.740] | yǒu rén hěn qí miào zì wǒ gǎn jué liáng hǎo |
| [01:42.430] | méi yǒu jǐ gēn máo chòu měi bù dǎ cǎo gǎo |
| [01:49.740] | yǒu rén ài jì jiào zhuān mén tóu jī qǔ qiǎo |
| [01:57.190] | yǎn de yǒu jiā jiào bā guà tóu tóu shì dào |
| [02:04.490] | méi rén xiǎng gēn nǐ zěn yàng méi rén xiǎng ràng nǐ zěn yàng |
| [02:11.260] | zì yǐ wéi ne dú diào pāi dàng nǐ dōu zhī dào |
| [02:19.310] | bié gēn wǒ kāi wán xiào bié gēn wǒ wán zhè zhāo |
| [02:26.320] | xiǎo xīn bié cǎi dào dì léi bào diào zhà de nǐ bèi zāo gāo |
| [02:33.650] | shòu bù liǎo hǎo bù hǎo bài tuō nǐ hǎo bù hǎo |
| [02:41.120] | xiǎo xīn bié gǎo dào zì jǐ bào diào zhà de nǐ wāi wāi diào |
| [02:48.680] | jīng shēng jiān jiào |
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