| [00:00.00] | 作词 : 严书_/冥凰 |
| [00:01.00] | 作曲 : PoKeR_扑克 |
| [00:02.28] | 翻唱：墨绛、栖苑、林溪、叶有才、佐佐子 |
| [00:03.59] | 人声后期：知名路人甲 |
| [00:05.60] | 【墨绛】 |
| [00:08.56] | 今天一早睁开双眼就看到 |
| [00:11.11] | 消息推送 |
| [00:12.41] | 五二零三个大字将我双眼 |
| [00:14.79] | 狠狠刺痛 |
| [00:16.02] | 这才刚过完情人节现在又来骚动 |
| [00:19.67] | 这帮情侣真会给自己找活动（墨绛：呕）（栖苑：哎） |
| [00:23.80] | 【栖苑】 |
| [00:24.02] | 空间里单身的他和她突然 |
| [00:26.05] | 官宣恋爱（佐佐子：哈？） |
| [00:27.20] | 说一起孤独终老你却把我 |
| [00:29.81] | 狠心抛开（墨绛：害） |
| [00:31.03] | 有情人终成兄妹的话 |
| [00:33.47] | 大声喊出来 |
| [00:34.77] | 希望你爱过森林他爱过大海 |
| [00:38.53] | 【林溪】 |
| [00:39.24] | 你看朋友圈亲戚同学 |
| [00:41.08] | 腻腻歪歪（佐佐子：嗯~） |
| [00:42.78] | 我也想找个人装情侣 |
| [00:44.82] | 秀秀恩爱（墨绛：啊！） |
| [00:46.53] | 以为等到女生邀约 |
| [00:48.66] | 信息到来（栖苑：嗯？） |
| [00:49.82] | 竟然他喵的是个广告推送！ |
| [00:53.87] | 【合】 |
| [00:54.13] | 于是我也开始百无聊赖 |
| [00:57.81] | 打开B站想要一扫阴霾 |
| [01:01.56] | 于是首页出现某个视频 |
| [01:05.28] | 仿佛在嘲笑我此刻状态 |
| [01:09.12] | 但这说的当然不会是我 |
| [01:12.73] | 评论哈哈哈哈以证清白 |
| [01:16.49] | 写歌的人就会逼逼赖赖 |
| [01:20.34] | 有本事把你对象喊出来 |
| [01:23.68] | 【叶有才】 |
| [01:23.95] | 师傅别念了 再念人傻了 |
| [01:25.94] | 【林溪】 |
| [01:26.15] | 这歌谁写的 感觉有被冒犯到 |
| [01:27.63] | 【栖苑】 |
| [01:27.90] | 我单身 我自豪 |
| [01:29.05] | 【佐佐子】 |
| [01:29.27] | 我这不叫单身狗 是孤狼！ |
| [01:31.54] | 【叶有才】 |
| [01:31.73] | 室友的男友一天到晚总是 |
| [01:33.62] | 不停在换 |
| [01:34.92] | 你该不会真的以为我能有 |
| [01:37.37] | 多么稀罕 |
| [01:38.69] | 我后宫佳丽千万 打开手机 |
| [01:41.24] | 给你看 |
| [01:42.21] | 个个貌比潘安你却只能眼馋 |
| [01:46.09] | 【佐佐子】 |
| [01:46.43] | 五黑里两对双排情侣 |
| [01:48.28] | 独我孑然一身 |
| [01:49.89] | 菜的一批还要我当工具人 |
| [01:52.41] | 带着上分 |
| [01:53.58] | 如今世道就这么不把单身狗当人 |
| [01:57.28] | 求求了 你们也做个人吧！ |
| [02:01.02] | 【林溪+栖苑】 |
| [02:01.57] | 隔壁 大一的 学弟学妹 |
| [02:03.63] | 结伴通宵 |
| [02:05.22] | 【叶有才+佐佐子】 |
| [02:05.52] | 而你 认识的 男神女神 |
| [02:07.39] | 正在互撩（佐佐子：哎哦~） |
| [02:08.64] | 【合】 |
| [02:08.95] | 你说大家一样单着不必嘲笑 |
| [02:12.40] | 其实只有你最配寡王称号 |
| [02:16.41] | 可怜的你开始百无聊赖 |
| [02:20.34] | 打开B站想要一扫阴霾 |
| [02:24.15] | 可是首页出现这个视频 |
| [02:27.81] | 就是在嘲讽你此刻状态 |
| [02:31.53] | 多少年母胎solo仍自强 |
| [02:35.28] | 还说不是单身狗是孤狼 |
| [02:39.15] | 此刻你一人床上刷B站 |
| [02:42.77] | 二零二零年只有你单身 |
| [02:46.78] | 【墨绛】 |
| [02:47.70] | 都零二零二年了 你还单着 啧啧啧 嗯~ |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : yan shu _ ming huang |
| [00:01.00] | zuo qu : PoKeR_ pu ke |
| [00:02.28] | fan chang : mo jiang qi yuan lin xi ye you cai zuo zuo zi |
| [00:03.59] | ren sheng hou qi : zhi ming lu ren jia |
| [00:05.60] | mo jiang |
| [00:08.56] | jin tian yi zao zheng kai shuang yan jiu kan dao |
| [00:11.11] | xiao xi tui song |
| [00:12.41] | wu er ling san ge da zi jiang wo shuang yan |
| [00:14.79] | hen hen ci tong |
| [00:16.02] | zhe cai gang guo wan qing ren jie xian zai you lai sao dong |
| [00:19.67] | zhe bang qing lv zhen hui gei zi ji zhao huo dong mo jiang : ou qi yuan : ai |
| [00:23.80] | qi yuan |
| [00:24.02] | kong jian li dan shen de ta he ta tu ran |
| [00:26.05] | guan xuan lian ai zuo zuo zi : ha? |
| [00:27.20] | shuo yi qi gu du zhong lao ni que ba wo |
| [00:29.81] | hen xin pao kai mo jiang : hai |
| [00:31.03] | you qing ren zhong cheng xiong mei de hua |
| [00:33.47] | da sheng han chu lai |
| [00:34.77] | xi wang ni ai guo sen lin ta ai guo da hai |
| [00:38.53] | lin xi |
| [00:39.24] | ni kan peng you quan qin qi tong xue |
| [00:41.08] | ni ni wai wai zuo zuo zi : |
| [00:42.78] | wo ye xiang zhao ge ren zhuang qing lv |
| [00:44.82] | xiu xiu en ai mo jiang : a! |
| [00:46.53] | yi wei deng dao nv sheng yao yue |
| [00:48.66] | xin xi dao lai qi yuan :? |
| [00:49.82] | jing ran ta miao de shi ge guang gao tui song! |
| [00:53.87] | he |
| [00:54.13] | yu shi wo ye kai shi bai wu liao lai |
| [00:57.81] | da kai B zhan xiang yao yi sao yin mai |
| [01:01.56] | yu shi shou ye chu xian mou ge shi pin |
| [01:05.28] | fang fu zai chao xiao wo ci ke zhuang tai |
| [01:09.12] | dan zhe shuo di dang ran bu hui shi wo |
| [01:12.73] | ping lun ha ha ha ha yi zheng qing bai |
| [01:16.49] | xie ge de ren jiu hui bi bi lai lai |
| [01:20.34] | you ben shi ba ni dui xiang han chu lai |
| [01:23.68] | ye you cai |
| [01:23.95] | shi fu bie nian le zai nian ren sha le |
| [01:25.94] | lin xi |
| [01:26.15] | zhe ge shui xie de gan jue you bei mao fan dao |
| [01:27.63] | qi yuan |
| [01:27.90] | wo dan shen wo zi hao |
| [01:29.05] | zuo zuo zi |
| [01:29.27] | wo zhe bu jiao dan shen gou shi gu lang! |
| [01:31.54] | ye you cai |
| [01:31.73] | shi you de nan you yi tian dao wan zong shi |
| [01:33.62] | bu ting zai huan |
| [01:34.92] | ni gai bu hui zhen de yi wei wo neng you |
| [01:37.37] | duo me xi han |
| [01:38.69] | wo hou gong jia li qian wan da kai shou ji |
| [01:41.24] | gei ni kan |
| [01:42.21] | ge ge mao bi pan an ni que zhi neng yan chan |
| [01:46.09] | zuo zuo zi |
| [01:46.43] | wu hei li liang dui shuang pai qing lv |
| [01:48.28] | du wo jie ran yi shen |
| [01:49.89] | cai de yi pi hai yao wo dang gong ju ren |
| [01:52.41] | dai zhe shang fen |
| [01:53.58] | ru jin shi dao jiu zhe me bu ba dan shen gou dang ren |
| [01:57.28] | qiu qiu le ni men ye zuo ge ren ba! |
| [02:01.02] | lin xi qi yuan |
| [02:01.57] | ge bi da yi de xue di xue mei |
| [02:03.63] | jie ban tong xiao |
| [02:05.22] | ye you cai zuo zuo zi |
| [02:05.52] | er ni ren shi de nan shen nv shen |
| [02:07.39] | zheng zai hu liao zuo zuo zi : ai o |
| [02:08.64] | he |
| [02:08.95] | ni shuo da jia yi yang dan zhe bu bi chao xiao |
| [02:12.40] | qi shi zhi you ni zui pei gua wang cheng hao |
| [02:16.41] | ke lian de ni kai shi bai wu liao lai |
| [02:20.34] | da kai B zhan xiang yao yi sao yin mai |
| [02:24.15] | ke shi shou ye chu xian zhe ge shi pin |
| [02:27.81] | jiu shi zai chao feng ni ci ke zhuang tai |
| [02:31.53] | duo shao nian mu tai solo reng zi qiang |
| [02:35.28] | hai shuo bu shi dan shen gou shi gu lang |
| [02:39.15] | ci ke ni yi ren chuang shang shua B zhan |
| [02:42.77] | er ling er ling nian zhi you ni dan shen |
| [02:46.78] | mo jiang |
| [02:47.70] | dou ling er ling er nian le ni hai dan zhe ze ze ze |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : yán shū _ míng huáng |
| [00:01.00] | zuò qǔ : PoKeR_ pū kè |
| [00:02.28] | fān chàng : mò jiàng qī yuàn lín xī yè yǒu cái zuǒ zuǒ zi |
| [00:03.59] | rén shēng hòu qī : zhī míng lù rén jiǎ |
| [00:05.60] | mò jiàng |
| [00:08.56] | jīn tiān yī zǎo zhēng kāi shuāng yǎn jiù kàn dào |
| [00:11.11] | xiāo xi tuī sòng |
| [00:12.41] | wǔ èr líng sān gè dà zì jiāng wǒ shuāng yǎn |
| [00:14.79] | hěn hěn cì tòng |
| [00:16.02] | zhè cái gāng guò wán qíng rén jié xiàn zài yòu lái sāo dòng |
| [00:19.67] | zhè bāng qíng lǚ zhēn huì gěi zì jǐ zhǎo huó dòng mò jiàng : ǒu qī yuàn : āi |
| [00:23.80] | qī yuàn |
| [00:24.02] | kōng jiān lǐ dān shēn de tā hé tā tū rán |
| [00:26.05] | guān xuān liàn ài zuǒ zuǒ zi : hā? |
| [00:27.20] | shuō yì qǐ gū dú zhōng lǎo nǐ què bǎ wǒ |
| [00:29.81] | hěn xīn pāo kāi mò jiàng : hài |
| [00:31.03] | yǒu qíng rén zhōng chéng xiōng mèi de huà |
| [00:33.47] | dà shēng hǎn chū lái |
| [00:34.77] | xī wàng nǐ ài guò sēn lín tā ài guò dà hǎi |
| [00:38.53] | lín xī |
| [00:39.24] | nǐ kàn péng you quān qīn qī tóng xué |
| [00:41.08] | nì nì wai wāi zuǒ zuǒ zi : |
| [00:42.78] | wǒ yě xiǎng zhǎo gè rén zhuāng qíng lǚ |
| [00:44.82] | xiù xiù ēn ài mò jiàng : a! |
| [00:46.53] | yǐ wéi děng dào nǚ shēng yāo yuē |
| [00:48.66] | xìn xī dào lái qī yuàn :? |
| [00:49.82] | jìng rán tā miāo de shì gè guǎng gào tuī sòng! |
| [00:53.87] | hé |
| [00:54.13] | yú shì wǒ yě kāi shǐ bǎi wú liáo lài |
| [00:57.81] | dǎ kāi B zhàn xiǎng yào yī sǎo yīn mái |
| [01:01.56] | yú shì shǒu yè chū xiàn mǒu gè shì pín |
| [01:05.28] | fǎng fú zài cháo xiào wǒ cǐ kè zhuàng tài |
| [01:09.12] | dàn zhè shuō dí dàng rán bú huì shì wǒ |
| [01:12.73] | píng lùn hā hā hā hā yǐ zhèng qīng bái |
| [01:16.49] | xiě gē de rén jiù huì bī bi lài lài |
| [01:20.34] | yǒu běn shi bǎ nǐ duì xiàng hǎn chū lái |
| [01:23.68] | yè yǒu cái |
| [01:23.95] | shī fu bié niàn le zài niàn rén shǎ le |
| [01:25.94] | lín xī |
| [01:26.15] | zhè gē shuí xiě de gǎn jué yǒu bèi mào fàn dào |
| [01:27.63] | qī yuàn |
| [01:27.90] | wǒ dān shēn wǒ zì háo |
| [01:29.05] | zuǒ zuǒ zi |
| [01:29.27] | wǒ zhè bu jiào dān shēn gǒu shì gū láng! |
| [01:31.54] | yè yǒu cái |
| [01:31.73] | shì yǒu de nán yǒu yì tiān dào wǎn zǒng shì |
| [01:33.62] | bù tíng zài huàn |
| [01:34.92] | nǐ gāi bú huì zhēn de yǐ wéi wǒ néng yǒu |
| [01:37.37] | duō me xī han |
| [01:38.69] | wǒ hòu gōng jiā lì qiān wàn dǎ kāi shǒu jī |
| [01:41.24] | gěi nǐ kàn |
| [01:42.21] | gè gè mào bǐ pān ān nǐ què zhǐ néng yǎn chán |
| [01:46.09] | zuǒ zuǒ zi |
| [01:46.43] | wǔ hēi lǐ liǎng duì shuāng pái qíng lǚ |
| [01:48.28] | dú wǒ jié rán yī shēn |
| [01:49.89] | cài de yī pī hái yào wǒ dāng gōng jù rén |
| [01:52.41] | dài zhe shàng fēn |
| [01:53.58] | rú jīn shì dào jiù zhè me bù bǎ dān shēn gǒu dāng rén |
| [01:57.28] | qiú qiú le nǐ men yě zuò gè rén ba! |
| [02:01.02] | lín xī qī yuàn |
| [02:01.57] | gé bì dà yī de xué dì xué mèi |
| [02:03.63] | jié bàn tōng xiāo |
| [02:05.22] | yè yǒu cái zuǒ zuǒ zi |
| [02:05.52] | ér nǐ rèn shí de nán shén nǚ shén |
| [02:07.39] | zhèng zài hù liāo zuǒ zuǒ zi : āi ó |
| [02:08.64] | hé |
| [02:08.95] | nǐ shuō dà jiā yī yàng dān zhe bù bì cháo xiào |
| [02:12.40] | qí shí zhǐ yǒu nǐ zuì pèi guǎ wáng chēng hào |
| [02:16.41] | kě lián de nǐ kāi shǐ bǎi wú liáo lài |
| [02:20.34] | dǎ kāi B zhàn xiǎng yào yī sǎo yīn mái |
| [02:24.15] | kě shì shǒu yè chū xiàn zhè gè shì pín |
| [02:27.81] | jiù shì zài cháo fěng nǐ cǐ kè zhuàng tài |
| [02:31.53] | duō shào nián mǔ tāi solo réng zì qiáng |
| [02:35.28] | hái shuō bú shì dān shēn gǒu shì gū láng |
| [02:39.15] | cǐ kè nǐ yī rén chuáng shàng shuā B zhàn |
| [02:42.77] | èr líng èr líng nián zhǐ yǒu nǐ dān shēn |
| [02:46.78] | mò jiàng |
| [02:47.70] | dōu líng èr líng èr nián le nǐ hái dān zhe zé zé zé |
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