ミニドラマ『イギリスと中世の髪と服』
zhong shi fa fu Lyrics
| Song | ミニドラマ『イギリスと中世の髪と服』 |
| Artist | 小野坂昌也 |
| Album | ヘタリア キャラクターCD Vol.5 フランス |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
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| [00:05.21] | 英国与中世纪的服装和发型 |
| [00:08.90] | |
| [00:20.30] | 法国：哟、英国~你今天的样子也这么老土呢—— |
| [00:25.80] | 英国：你少管啦法国！…… |
| [00:27.87] | 法国：说来你居然还梳着那种老掉牙的发型啊……啊哈哈哈~ |
| [00:32.44] | 英国（筋）：呃……那种事情无所谓的吧！ |
| [00:34.24] | 而且我家主教大人也说了长头发像女人一样所以不准留—— |
| [00:39.16] | 法国：你还真是笨呀~在我家留长发可是时尚呢 |
| [00:43.60] | 而且还是只有贵族才能享受的特权——怎么样？这发型很适合我吧 |
| [00:49.98] | 想看的话看多久都可以哦——（闪） |
| [00:52.66] | 英国：吵死啦！！小心我拔光头发哦！！ |
| [00:54.27] | 法国：哈哈哈……那么你也努力变得时尚一点吧~ |
| [00:59.56] | adum（再见）——哈哈哈、啊哈哈哈哈哈~~~……（离开） |
| [01:01.88] | 英国：——切……！你就光是为了说这些而来的啊……！！ |
| [01:03.91] | 你这个笨蛋大笨蛋！！我才不会羡慕你的发型呢，以后不准再来了你这白痴 |
| [01:09.22] | |
| [01:15.33] | 英国：…………我这个样子……真的很老土么…… |
| [01:20.22] | |
| [01:25.20] | 法国（旁白）：自此，英国开始了与主教大人的赌命周旋—— |
| [01:32.38] | 司教（追）：喂——！快点英国，赶紧给我把头发剪了！！……你听见了没有？！快点剪—— |
| [01:41.50] | 英国（跑）：哈、哈……我不要！！我也要迈入流行时尚的前列啊！！ |
| [01:48.35] | 主教（怒）：给我剪掉！！ |
| [01:50.36] | 主教：就算主教也只能开恩三次，我让你跑—— |
| [01:53.44] | 躲在树上也是没用的，快给我出来！！！ |
| [01:58.31] | 英国：……这个样子大概连伍斯特和约克都去不了了—— |
| [02:02.55] | 奥尔福斯坦主教：『不准忘记你的英格兰之魂！！！』 |
| [02:09.65] | |
| [02:11.56] | 法国（旁白）：就这样，貌似英国逃过了主教大人的围追堵截 |
| [02:15.17] | 总算是把头发留了起来…… |
| [02:19.50] | 英国：呼呼呼呼…… |
| [02:22.02] | 主教：站住、快给我把那头长毛给剃了——给我出来英国！！ |
| [02:25.72] | 快出来！英国！！今天晚上一定要给你剪掉……快出来！ |
| [02:34.33] | 英国：……（喘）哈、哈、唉——啊~连续潜逃了半年真是折腾死我了…… |
| [02:42.11] | 不过头发应该已经有法国那么长了！（掏） |
| [02:47.14] | 我可是为了今天的这一刻一直都没有照镜子呢！ |
| [02:51.48] | （喜）太好了~从今天开始我也能屹立在流行的尖端了—— |
| [02:55.32] | 英国：（掀头巾……）——呃……呃哈哈哈~（苦笑）这是啥呀…… |
| [03:03.73] | 啊，反正我早料到会是这个样子了嘛……（哭）呜、呜啊啊啊…… |
| [03:09.60] | |
| [03:13.77] | 法国：（哼歌）嗯嗯嗯……（惊）唔啊啊！！本来想来跟英国找茬没想到居然发现了金色毛虫！！ |
| [03:24.02] | 金色毛虫啊啊！！！ |
| [03:27.59] | 法国：这是新型物种吗？待我先悄悄接近……（靠近） |
| [03:32.00] | 英国（哭）：呜呜呜呜…… |
| [03:33.59] | 法国（扑）：欸！！！本以为捉住了金色毛虫没想到居然是英国！！！ |
| [03:38.63] | 英国（慌）：干、你干什么呀！！别往这边看、不准碰我！！ |
| [03:41.48] | 法国：话说回来你这脑袋还真是乱的可以啊…… |
| [03:47.73] | 英国：吵死了！反正我就是没用、就是金色毛虫嘛！ |
| [03:51.98] | 法国：嗯……真没办法，就让哥哥来帮你修剪一下吧。 |
| [03:56.43] | 英国（愣）：……哎？—— |
| [03:57.32] | 法国：哥哥我来的话肯定会让你走上流行的尖端的~你觉得如何？ |
| [04:02.50] | 英国：嗯嗯……那、那就没办法了……今天我就破例来让你剪剪吧 |
| [04:11.04] | |
| [04:13.23] | 法国：（理发中）我说啊，头发这东西可不是只要留长就会好看的哦—— |
| [04:21.23] | 英国（嘟囔）：可恶……有这回事你也早点说啊——感觉好丢人…… |
| [04:25.82] | 法国：呀~因为我没想到你会学我的嘛……哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~ |
| [04:32.64] | 英国（语塞）：呃——嗯…… |
| [04:30.91] | 法国（哼歌）：嗯嗯嗯~…好，大概就是这个样子了……来，照照镜子—— |
| [04:45.68] | 英国：哦……（惊）呜啊！！我的头发就然能剪成这样子吗…… |
| [04:51.46] | 法国：怎么样？不错吧~ |
| [04:54.13] | 英国：嗯……啊、不过我可是最讨厌你了，才不想要跟你一样的发型 |
| [05:01.61] | 法国：啊，是是~哈哈，还真是不可爱…… |
| [05:05.64] | 法国：（剪刀声）哼哼哼哼、哼哼……那么这样子如何？ |
| [05:13.58] | 英国：……不错是不错啦，但你家有个邻居就是这发型吧……？ |
| [05:19.38] | 法国：什么嘛还不满意吗？ |
| [05:21.87] | 英国：总之就全权交给你了，只要剪出一个适合我的帅气发型就好 |
| [05:28.37] | （打哈气）啊啊……感觉好困…… |
| [05:32.78] | 法国：啊~啊，还真是个挑剔的家伙……（剪） |
| [05:36.07] | 英国：（犯困）：听好了……要剪个……适合我又帅气……的哦—— |
| [05:42.41] | 法国：哈哈哈~知道拉知道啦——合适又帅气对吧？ |
| [05:47.16] | 英国：呼呼呼…… |
| [05:49.13] | 法国：……喂，英国？……睡着了啊—— |
| [05:55.64] | 英国（梦话）：呼呼……醒来后…… |
| [05:57.20] | 我也是秀发飘逸的一份子了——哈、哈哈哈~…… |
| [06:02.92] | |
| [06:08.74] | 英国（梦中）：哈哈哈哈哈~~~长发飘飘 |
| [06:14.10] | 英国：世界第一的秀发那就是我了！……长发飘飘…… |
| [06:19.99] | |
| [06:23.63] | 法国：喂——喂、醒醒啊。 |
| [06:28.53] | 英国：嗯……嗯……结束了吗？ |
| [06:33.33] | 法国：嗯！已经好了哦。快点照照镜子吧。 |
| [06:37.10] | 英国：——啊（惊奇）……哦哦~~~这是—— |
| [06:41.72] | 英国：（醒悟）这不我原来的发型吗？！！…… |
| [06:43.84] | 法国：啊哈哈哈~因为你还是比较适合这个样子啊——哈哈哈~~~ |
| [06:48.73] | 英国（筋）：给我站住啊法国！！！！ |
| [06:50.60] | 法国：呀哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~（跑） |
| [06:53.23] | |
| [06:58.65] | 英国：可恶……枉费我留了这么久头发结果还是不行…… |
| [07:04.06] | 不过我还没有放弃哦！到时候我绝对要变得帅到不行、让法国那小子—— |
| [07:09.66] | 法国：英国——喂~~~~~~ |
| [07:13.14] | 英国（慌）：是……是法国——干、干什么啦你突然——（愣） |
| [07:16.11] | 法国：英国—— |
| [07:18.15] | 英国：哈啊？！ 【法国：呵呵呵呵——】 |
| [07:21.05] | 英国：哈——？！！你那个女里女气的衣服是啥呀！！！…… |
| [07:23.25] | 法国：哈哈哈——啊哈哈哈——啊哈哈哈哈哈———— |
| [07:26.80] | 英国：你、你怎么穿着件像女人一样的衣服啊！！…… |
| [07:29.54] | 法国：哎~？你真过时啊——这可是我家最美丽的流行服饰哦~ |
| [07:35.46] | 你看这随风荡漾的紧身短褂就像花瓣一样飘逸到不行吧——？ |
| [07:41.12] | 呼啦——而且啊~穿这种长袖的紧身短褂可是贵族的特权哦~特——权~ |
| [07:51.66] | 英国：……哼！那种女人似的衣服我、我才不稀罕呢！！ |
| [07:56.34] | 我可是比较喜欢有男子气概的衣服，才不要那种东西—— |
| [08:00.48] | 法国：哎~难道你不理解这身衣服的美之所在吗？这样啊，那还真是遗憾呢…… |
| [08:08.56] | 英国：是啊！那样的衣服…… |
| [08:10.43] | 法国：（小声）：我这里……可是还有另一件哦呵呵呵~ |
| [08:16.57] | 英国：……为、为什么会有一件我的尺寸的衣服啊！！ |
| [08:19.46] | 法国：没办法了~看来我只好把这件也套上来穿成时髦的双层短褂了~诶——（套） |
| [08:29.43] | 英国（惊）：快住手啊笨蛋！！我穿、我穿还不行嘛？！！！…… |
| [08:32.67] | |
| [08:38.70] | 法国：呀~戏弄英国真是令人心旷神怡啊——对了！ |
| [08:45.19] | 哥哥我也去找西班牙炫耀一下吧—— |
| [08:48.26] | |
| [08:51.43] | 法国：怎么样？西班牙——这可是我家的流行服饰哦~ |
| [08:55.69] | 亲分：啊，不错嘛—— |
| [08:57.59] | 特别是袖子那边，好像能放进许多点心的样子…… |
| [09:00.78] | 法国：哦哦~果然你也这么想的吗？！ |
| [09:03.00] | 亲分：嗯，很帅很帅—— |
| [09:05.12] | 法国：哈哈哈哈哈~人家会不好意思的啦——噢呵呵呵~~…… |
| [09:10.39] | |
| [09:14.19] | 子分：……笨蛋，他那只是口头应酬罢了—— |
| [09:17.78] | |
| [09:22.69] | 『注释：顺便一说，如果西班牙真的认为好的时候——』 |
| [09:27.81] | 亲分：呜嗷嗷嗷嗷~~~这啥呀、这是啥呀！！ |
| [09:31.21] | 太太、太有型了！！！啊啊——这个真的能给我吗？！！ |
| [09:37.21] | 子分：……那是垃圾—— |
| [09:39.17] | 亲分：哦哦哦哦~~~~iQue maravilla（太感谢了）！！ |
| [09:43.05] | 『应该会是这样的表现才对。』 |
| [09:44.77] | |
| [09:48.67] | 法国：在那之后……虽说是暂时的…… |
| [09:51.54] | |
| [09:53.93] | 英国：被当成金色毛虫还穿了女人的衣服， |
| [09:56.60] | 我在这一面上实在吃大亏了……不过这次可不一样了哦！ |
| [10:01.15] | 我可是亲自过来侦查法国的流行时尚了！ |
| [10:05.14] | 这样子我也能成为流行尖端兼秀发飘逸的一份子了！！ |
| [10:09.10] | |
| [10:10.94] | 英国：第一、比法国更早走上流行的前端！ |
| [10:15.03] | 第二、在他来显摆之前先去炫耀！！ |
| [10:20.08] | 第三、让法国一个人去后悔！！！ |
| [10:23.72] | |
| [10:33.03] | （想象）「法国：可恶！！我好恨啊！！！但还是认输了…… |
| [10:35.87] | 果然英国比我更加时尚啊！！」 |
| [10:39.00] | |
| [10:41.79] | 英国：哼哼哼哼，那个笨蛋肯定想不到我会立下这样严密的计划……呵呵~！ |
| [10:48.57] | 嘿嘿嘿！那么我这就去四下侦查一下——（撞上）呃啊……！！好疼…… |
| [10:54.44] | 路人：哦呀哦呀、这不是个可爱的小男孩么。 |
| [10:58.52] | 英国（怒）：谁是小孩啊！！我可是——（呆）哈啊啊啊~~~~~~？！！！ |
| [11:02.77] | 路人：哟，小男孩……你还好吗？ |
| [11:07.52] | 英国：这这、这家伙……竟然穿着〖吡————〗piece~~~~~！！！！ |
| [11:11.41] | |
| [11:14.20] | 法国（旁白）：顺便一说，让英国看到后大吃一惊的那个东西叫做“荷包” |
| [11:18.72] | 在英语之中似乎也叫“coat piece”（股袋）…总之就是指挂在那里的小口袋。 |
| [11:27.13] | 在以前这似乎被人们当成是突显自己的男子气概的装饰物而相当流行。 |
| [11:35.77] | 当然啦，哥哥我就算不用那种东西也是很伟·岸的哦~~（飞吻） |
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| [00:05.21] | ying guo yu zhong shi ji de fu zhuang he fa xing |
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| [00:20.30] | fa guo: yo ying guo ni jin tian de yang zi ye zhe me lao tu ne |
| [00:25.80] | ying guo: ni shao guan la fa guo! |
| [00:27.87] | fa guo: shuo lai ni ju ran hai shu zhe na zhong lao diao ya de fa xing a a ha ha ha |
| [00:32.44] | ying guo jin: e na zhong shi qing wu suo wei de ba! |
| [00:34.24] | er qie wo jia zhu jiao da ren ye shuo le chang tou fa xiang nv ren yi yang suo yi bu zhun liu |
| [00:39.16] | fa guo: ni hai zhen shi ben ya zai wo jia liu chang fa ke shi shi shang ne |
| [00:43.60] | er qie hai shi zhi you gui zu cai neng xiang shou de te quan zen me yang? zhe fa xing hen shi he wo ba |
| [00:49.98] | xiang kan de hua kan duo jiu dou ke yi o shan |
| [00:52.66] | ying guo: chao si la!! xiao xin wo ba guang tou fa o!! |
| [00:54.27] | fa guo: ha ha ha na me ni ye nu li bian de shi shang yi dian ba |
| [00:59.56] | adum zai jian ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha li kai |
| [01:01.88] | ying guo: qie! ni jiu guang shi wei le shuo zhei xie er lai de a!! |
| [01:03.91] | ni zhe ge ben dan da ben dan!! wo cai bu hui xian mu ni de fa xing ne, yi hou bu zhun zai lai le ni zhe bai chi |
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| [01:15.33] | ying guo: wo zhe ge yang zi zhen de hen lao tu me |
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| [01:25.20] | fa guo pang bai: zi ci, ying guo kai shi le yu zhu jiao da ren de du ming zhou xuan |
| [01:32.38] | si jiao zhui: wei! kuai dian ying guo, gan jin gei wo ba tou fa jian le!! ni ting jian le mei you?! kuai dian jian |
| [01:41.50] | ying guo pao: ha ha wo bu yao!! wo ye yao mai ru liu xing shi shang de qian lie a!! |
| [01:48.35] | zhu jiao nu: gei wo jian diao!! |
| [01:50.36] | zhu jiao: jiu suan zhu jiao ye zhi neng kai en san ci, wo rang ni pao |
| [01:53.44] | duo zai shu shang ye shi mei yong de, kuai gei wo chu lai!!! |
| [01:58.31] | ying guo: zhe ge yang zi da gai lian wu si te he yue ke dou qu bu liao le |
| [02:02.55] | ao er fu si tan zhu jiao: bu zhun wang ji ni de ying ge lan zhi hun!!! |
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| [02:11.56] | fa guo pang bai: jiu zhe yang, mao si ying guo tao guo le zhu jiao da ren de wei zhui du jie |
| [02:15.17] | zong suan shi ba tou fa liu le qi lai |
| [02:19.50] | ying guo: hu hu hu hu |
| [02:22.02] | zhu jiao: zhan zhu kuai gei wo ba na tou chang mao gei ti le gei wo chu lai ying guo!! |
| [02:25.72] | kuai chu lai! ying guo!! jin tian wan shang yi ding yao gei ni jian diao kuai chu lai! |
| [02:34.33] | ying guo: chuan ha ha ai a lian xu qian tao le ban nian zhen shi zhe teng si wo le |
| [02:42.11] | bu guo tou fa ying gai yi jing you fa guo na me zhang le! tao |
| [02:47.14] | wo ke shi wei le jin tian de zhe yi ke yi zhi dou mei you zhao jing zi ne! |
| [02:51.48] | xi tai hao le cong jin tian kai shi wo ye neng yi li zai liu xing de jian duan le |
| [02:55.32] | ying guo: xian tou jin e e ha ha ha ku xiao zhe shi sha ya |
| [03:03.73] | a, fan zheng wo zao liao dao hui shi zhe ge yang zi le ma ku wu wu a a a |
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| [03:13.77] | fa guo: heng ge jing wu a a!! ben lai xiang lai gen ying guo zhao cha mei xiang dao ju ran fa xian le jin se mao chong!! |
| [03:24.02] | jin se mao chong a a!!! |
| [03:27.59] | fa guo: zhe shi xin xing wu zhong ma? dai wo xian qiao qiao jie jin kao jin |
| [03:32.00] | ying guo ku: wu wu wu wu |
| [03:33.59] | fa guo pu: ai!!! ben yi wei zhuo zhu le jin se mao chong mei xiang dao ju ran shi ying guo!!! |
| [03:38.63] | ying guo huang: gan ni gan shen me ya!! bie wang zhe bian kan bu zhun peng wo!! |
| [03:41.48] | fa guo: hua shuo hui lai ni zhe nao dai hai zhen shi luan de ke yi a |
| [03:47.73] | ying guo: chao si le! fan zheng wo jiu shi mei yong jiu shi jin se mao chong ma! |
| [03:51.98] | fa guo: zhen mei ban fa, jiu rang ge ge lai bang ni xiu jian yi xia ba. |
| [03:56.43] | ying guo leng: ai? |
| [03:57.32] | fa guo: ge ge wo lai de hua ken ding hui rang ni zou shang liu xing de jian duan di ni jue de ru he? |
| [04:02.50] | ying guo: na na jiu mei ban fa le jin tian wo jiu po li lai rang ni jian jian ba |
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| [04:13.23] | fa guo: li fa zhong wo shuo a, tou fa zhe dong xi ke bu shi zhi yao liu zhang jiu hui hao kan de o |
| [04:21.23] | ying guo du nang: ke wu you zhe hui shi ni ye zao dian shuo a gan jue hao diu ren |
| [04:25.82] | fa guo: ya yin wei wo mei xiang dao ni hui xue wo de ma ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
| [04:32.64] | ying guo yu se: e |
| [04:30.91] | fa guo heng ge: hao, da gai jiu shi zhe ge yang zi le lai, zhao zhao jing zi |
| [04:45.68] | ying guo: o jing wu a!! wo de tou fa jiu ran neng jian cheng zhe yang zi ma |
| [04:51.46] | fa guo: zen me yang? bu cuo ba |
| [04:54.13] | ying guo: a bu guo wo ke shi zui tao yan ni le, cai bu xiang yao gen ni yi yang de fa xing |
| [05:01.61] | fa guo: a, shi shi ha ha, hai zhen shi bu ke ai |
| [05:05.64] | fa guo: jian dao sheng heng heng heng heng heng heng na me zhe yang zi ru he? |
| [05:13.58] | ying guo: bu cuo shi bu cuo la, dan ni jia you ge lin ju jiu shi zhe fa xing ba? |
| [05:19.38] | fa guo: shen me ma hai bu man yi ma? |
| [05:21.87] | ying guo: zong zhi jiu quan quan jiao gei ni le, zhi yao jian chu yi ge shi he wo de shuai qi fa xing jiu hao |
| [05:28.37] | da ha qi a a gan jue hao kun |
| [05:32.78] | fa guo: a a, hai zhen shi ge tiao ti de jia huo jian |
| [05:36.07] | ying guo: fan kun: ting hao le yao jian ge shi he wo you shuai qi de o |
| [05:42.41] | fa guo: ha ha ha zhi dao la zhi dao la he shi you shuai qi dui ba? |
| [05:47.16] | ying guo: hu hu hu |
| [05:49.13] | fa guo: wei, ying guo? shui zhao le a |
| [05:55.64] | ying guo meng hua: hu hu xing lai hou |
| [05:57.20] | wo ye shi xiu fa piao yi de yi fen zi le ha ha ha ha |
| [06:02.92] | |
| [06:08.74] | ying guo meng zhong: ha ha ha ha ha chang fa piao piao |
| [06:14.10] | ying guo: shi jie di yi de xiu fa na jiu shi wo le! chang fa piao piao |
| [06:19.99] | |
| [06:23.63] | fa guo: wei wei xing xing a. |
| [06:28.53] | ying guo: jie shu le ma? |
| [06:33.33] | fa guo: ! yi jing hao le o. kuai dian zhao zhao jing zi ba. |
| [06:37.10] | ying guo: a jing qi o o zhe shi |
| [06:41.72] | ying guo: xing wu zhe bu wo yuan lai de fa xing ma?!! |
| [06:43.84] | fa guo: a ha ha ha yin wei ni hai shi bi jiao shi he zhe ge yang zi a ha ha ha |
| [06:48.73] | ying guo jin: gei wo zhan zhu a fa guo!!!! |
| [06:50.60] | fa guo: ya ha ha ha ha ha ha pao |
| [06:53.23] | |
| [06:58.65] | ying guo: ke wu wang fei wo liu le zhe me jiu tou fa jie guo hai shi bu xing |
| [07:04.06] | bu guo wo hai mei you fang qi o! dao shi hou wo jue dui yao bian de shuai dao bu xing rang fa guo na xiao zi |
| [07:09.66] | fa guo: ying guo wei |
| [07:13.14] | ying guo huang: shi shi fa guo gan gan shen me la ni tu ran leng |
| [07:16.11] | fa guo: ying guo |
| [07:18.15] | ying guo: ha a?! fa guo: he he he he |
| [07:21.05] | ying guo: ha?!! ni na ge nv li nv qi de yi fu shi sha ya!!! |
| [07:23.25] | fa guo: ha ha ha a ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha |
| [07:26.80] | ying guo: ni ni zen me chuan zhe jian xiang nv ren yi yang de yi fu a!! |
| [07:29.54] | fa guo: ai? ni zhen guo shi a zhe ke shi wo jia zui mei li de liu xing fu shi o |
| [07:35.46] | ni kan zhe sui feng dang yang de jin shen duan gua jiu xiang hua ban yi yang piao yi dao bu xing ba? |
| [07:41.12] | hu la er qie a chuan zhe zhong chang xiu de jin shen duan gua ke shi gui zu de te quan o te quan |
| [07:51.66] | ying guo: heng! na zhong nv ren shi de yi fu wo wo cai bu xi han ne!! |
| [07:56.34] | wo ke shi bi jiao xi huan you nan zi qi gai de yi fu, cai bu yao na zhong dong xi |
| [08:00.48] | fa guo: ai nan dao ni bu li jie zhe shen yi fu de mei zhi suo zai ma? zhe yang a, na hai zhen shi yi han ne |
| [08:08.56] | ying guo: shi a! na yang de yi fu |
| [08:10.43] | fa guo: xiao sheng: wo zhe li ke shi hai you ling yi jian o he he a |
| [08:16.57] | ying guo: wei wei shi me hui you yi jian wo de chi cun de yi fu a!! |
| [08:19.46] | fa guo: mei ban fa le kan lai wo zhi hao ba zhe jian ye tao shang lai chuan cheng shi mao de shuang ceng duan gua le ei tao |
| [08:29.43] | ying guo jing: kuai zhu shou a ben dan!! wo chuan wo chuan hai bu xing ma?!!! |
| [08:32.67] | |
| [08:38.70] | fa guo: ya xi nong ying guo zhen shi ling ren xin kuang shen yi a dui le! |
| [08:45.19] | ge ge wo ye qu zhao xi ban ya xuan yao yi xia ba |
| [08:48.26] | |
| [08:51.43] | fa guo: zen me yang? xi ban ya zhe ke shi wo jia de liu xing fu shi o |
| [08:55.69] | qin fen: a, bu cuo ma |
| [08:57.59] | te bie shi xiu zi na bian, hao xiang neng fang jin xu duo dian xin de yang zi |
| [09:00.78] | fa guo: o o guo ran ni ye zhe me xiang de ma?! |
| [09:03.00] | qin fen: , hen shuai hen shuai |
| [09:05.12] | fa guo: ha ha ha ha ha ren jia hui bu hao yi si de la o he he a |
| [09:10.39] | |
| [09:14.19] | zi fen: ben dan, ta na zhi shi kou tou ying chou ba le |
| [09:17.78] | |
| [09:22.69] | zhu shi: shun bian yi shuo, ru guo xi ban ya zhen de ren wei hao de shi hou |
| [09:27.81] | qin fen: wu ao ao ao ao zhe sha ya zhe shi sha ya!! |
| [09:31.21] | tai tai tai you xing le!!! a a zhe ge zhen de neng gei wo ma?!! |
| [09:37.21] | zi fen: na shi la ji |
| [09:39.17] | qin fen: o o o o iQue maravilla tai gan xie le!! |
| [09:43.05] | ying gai hui shi zhe yang de biao xian cai dui. |
| [09:44.77] | |
| [09:48.67] | fa guo: zai na zhi hou sui shuo shi zan shi de |
| [09:51.54] | |
| [09:53.93] | ying guo: bei dang cheng jin se mao chong hai chuan le nv ren de yi fu, |
| [09:56.60] | wo zai zhe yi mian shang shi zai chi da kui le bu guo zhe ci ke bu yi yang le o! |
| [10:01.15] | wo ke shi qin zi guo lai zhen cha fa guo de liu xing shi shang le! |
| [10:05.14] | zhe yang zi wo ye neng cheng wei liu xing jian duan jian xiu fa piao yi de yi fen zi le!! |
| [10:09.10] | |
| [10:10.94] | ying guo: di yi bi fa guo geng zao zou shang liu xing de qian duan! |
| [10:15.03] | di er zai ta lai xian bai zhi qian xian qu xuan yao!! |
| [10:20.08] | di san rang fa guo yi ge ren qu hou hui!!! |
| [10:23.72] | |
| [10:33.03] | xiang xiang fa guo: ke wu!! wo hao hen a!!! dan hai shi ren shu le |
| [10:35.87] | guo ran ying guo bi wo geng jia shi shang a!! |
| [10:39.00] | |
| [10:41.79] | ying guo: heng heng heng heng, na ge ben dan ken ding xiang bu dao wo hui li xia zhe yang yan mi de ji hua he he! |
| [10:48.57] | hei hei hei! na me wo zhe jiu qu si xia zhen cha yi xia zhuang shang e a!! hao teng |
| [10:54.44] | lu ren: o ya o ya zhe bu shi ge ke ai de xiao nan hai me. |
| [10:58.52] | ying guo nu: shui shi xiao hai a!! wo ke shi dai ha a a a?!!! |
| [11:02.77] | lu ren: yo, xiao nan hai ni hai hao ma? |
| [11:07.52] | ying guo: zhe zhe zhe jia huo jing ran chuan zhe bi piece!!!! |
| [11:11.41] | |
| [11:14.20] | fa guo pang bai: shun bian yi shuo, rang ying guo kan dao hou da chi yi jing de na ge dong xi jiao zuo" he bao" |
| [11:18.72] | zai ying yu zhi zhong si hu ye jiao" coat piece" gu dai zong zhi jiu shi zhi gua zai na li de xiao kou dai. |
| [11:27.13] | zai yi qian zhe si hu bei ren men dang cheng shi tu xian zi ji de nan zi qi gai de zhuang shi wu er xiang dang liu xing. |
| [11:35.77] | dang ran la, ge ge wo jiu suan bu yong na zhong dong xi ye shi hen wei an de o fei wen |
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| [00:01.17] | |
| [00:05.21] | yīng guó yǔ zhōng shì jì de fú zhuāng hé fà xíng |
| [00:08.90] | |
| [00:20.30] | fǎ guó: yō yīng guó nǐ jīn tiān de yàng zi yě zhè me lǎo tǔ ne |
| [00:25.80] | yīng guó: nǐ shǎo guǎn la fǎ guó! |
| [00:27.87] | fǎ guó: shuō lái nǐ jū rán hái shū zhe nà zhǒng lǎo diào yá de fà xíng a ā hā hā hā |
| [00:32.44] | yīng guó jīn: è nà zhǒng shì qíng wú suǒ wèi de ba! |
| [00:34.24] | ér qiě wǒ jiā zhǔ jiào dà rén yě shuō le cháng tóu fā xiàng nǚ rén yí yàng suǒ yǐ bù zhǔn liú |
| [00:39.16] | fǎ guó: nǐ hái zhēn shì bèn ya zài wǒ jiā liú cháng fà kě shì shí shàng ne |
| [00:43.60] | ér qiě hái shì zhǐ yǒu guì zú cái néng xiǎng shòu de tè quán zěn me yàng? zhè fà xíng hěn shì hé wǒ ba |
| [00:49.98] | xiǎng kàn de huà kàn duō jiǔ dōu kě yǐ ó shǎn |
| [00:52.66] | yīng guó: chǎo sǐ la!! xiǎo xīn wǒ bá guāng tóu fà ó!! |
| [00:54.27] | fǎ guó: hā hā hā nà me nǐ yě nǔ lì biàn de shí shàng yì diǎn ba |
| [00:59.56] | adum zài jiàn hā hā hā ā hā hā hā hā hā lí kāi |
| [01:01.88] | yīng guó: qiè! nǐ jiù guāng shì wèi le shuō zhèi xiē ér lái de a!! |
| [01:03.91] | nǐ zhè gè bèn dàn dà bèn dàn!! wǒ cái bú huì xiàn mù nǐ de fà xíng ne, yǐ hòu bù zhǔn zài lái le nǐ zhè bái chī |
| [01:09.22] | |
| [01:15.33] | yīng guó: wǒ zhè gè yàng zi zhēn de hěn lǎo tǔ me |
| [01:20.22] | |
| [01:25.20] | fǎ guó páng bái: zì cǐ, yīng guó kāi shǐ le yǔ zhǔ jiào dà rén de dǔ mìng zhōu xuán |
| [01:32.38] | sī jiào zhuī: wèi! kuài diǎn yīng guó, gǎn jǐn gěi wǒ bǎ tóu fà jiǎn le!! nǐ tīng jiàn le méi yǒu?! kuài diǎn jiǎn |
| [01:41.50] | yīng guó pǎo: hā hā wǒ bú yào!! wǒ yě yào mài rù liú xíng shí shàng de qián liè a!! |
| [01:48.35] | zhǔ jiào nù: gěi wǒ jiǎn diào!! |
| [01:50.36] | zhǔ jiào: jiù suàn zhǔ jiào yě zhǐ néng kāi ēn sān cì, wǒ ràng nǐ pǎo |
| [01:53.44] | duǒ zài shù shàng yě shì méi yòng de, kuài gěi wǒ chū lái!!! |
| [01:58.31] | yīng guó: zhè gè yàng zi dà gài lián wǔ sī tè hé yuē kè dōu qù bù liǎo le |
| [02:02.55] | ào ěr fú sī tǎn zhǔ jiào: bù zhǔn wàng jì nǐ de yīng gé lán zhī hún!!! |
| [02:09.65] | |
| [02:11.56] | fǎ guó páng bái: jiù zhè yàng, mào sì yīng guó táo guò le zhǔ jiào dà rén de wéi zhuī dǔ jié |
| [02:15.17] | zǒng suàn shì bǎ tóu fà liú le qǐ lái |
| [02:19.50] | yīng guó: hū hū hū hū |
| [02:22.02] | zhǔ jiào: zhàn zhù kuài gěi wǒ bǎ nà tóu cháng máo gěi tì le gěi wǒ chū lái yīng guó!! |
| [02:25.72] | kuài chū lái! yīng guó!! jīn tiān wǎn shàng yí dìng yào gěi nǐ jiǎn diào kuài chū lái! |
| [02:34.33] | yīng guó: chuǎn hā hā āi a lián xù qián táo le bàn nián zhēn shì zhē téng sǐ wǒ le |
| [02:42.11] | bù guò tóu fà yīng gāi yǐ jīng yǒu fǎ guó nà me zhǎng le! tāo |
| [02:47.14] | wǒ kě shì wèi le jīn tiān de zhè yī kè yī zhí dōu méi yǒu zhào jìng zi ne! |
| [02:51.48] | xǐ tài hǎo le cóng jīn tiān kāi shǐ wǒ yě néng yì lì zài liú xíng de jiān duān le |
| [02:55.32] | yīng guó: xiān tóu jīn è è hā hā hā kǔ xiào zhè shì shà ya |
| [03:03.73] | a, fǎn zhèng wǒ zǎo liào dào huì shì zhè gè yàng zi le ma kū wū wū a a a |
| [03:09.60] | |
| [03:13.77] | fǎ guó: hēng gē jīng wú a a!! běn lái xiǎng lái gēn yīng guó zhǎo chá méi xiǎng dào jū rán fā xiàn le jīn sè máo chóng!! |
| [03:24.02] | jīn sè máo chóng a a!!! |
| [03:27.59] | fǎ guó: zhè shì xīn xíng wù zhǒng ma? dài wǒ xiān qiāo qiāo jiē jìn kào jìn |
| [03:32.00] | yīng guó kū: wū wū wū wū |
| [03:33.59] | fǎ guó pū: āi!!! běn yǐ wéi zhuō zhù le jīn sè máo chóng méi xiǎng dào jū rán shì yīng guó!!! |
| [03:38.63] | yīng guó huāng: gàn nǐ gàn shén me ya!! bié wǎng zhè biān kàn bù zhǔn pèng wǒ!! |
| [03:41.48] | fǎ guó: huà shuō huí lái nǐ zhè nǎo dài hái zhēn shì luàn de kě yǐ a |
| [03:47.73] | yīng guó: chǎo sǐ le! fǎn zhèng wǒ jiù shì méi yòng jiù shì jīn sè máo chóng ma! |
| [03:51.98] | fǎ guó: zhēn méi bàn fǎ, jiù ràng gē ge lái bāng nǐ xiū jiǎn yī xià ba. |
| [03:56.43] | yīng guó lèng: āi? |
| [03:57.32] | fǎ guó: gē ge wǒ lái de huà kěn dìng huì ràng nǐ zǒu shàng liú xíng de jiān duān dì nǐ jué de rú hé? |
| [04:02.50] | yīng guó: nà nà jiù méi bàn fǎ le jīn tiān wǒ jiù pò lì lái ràng nǐ jiǎn jiǎn ba |
| [04:11.04] | |
| [04:13.23] | fǎ guó: lǐ fà zhōng wǒ shuō a, tóu fà zhè dōng xī kě bú shì zhǐ yào liú zhǎng jiù huì hǎo kàn de ó |
| [04:21.23] | yīng guó dū nāng: kě wù yǒu zhè huí shì nǐ yě zǎo diǎn shuō a gǎn jué hǎo diū rén |
| [04:25.82] | fǎ guó: ya yīn wèi wǒ méi xiǎng dào nǐ huì xué wǒ de ma hā hā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [04:32.64] | yīng guó yǔ sè: è |
| [04:30.91] | fǎ guó hēng gē: hǎo, dà gài jiù shì zhè gè yàng zi le lái, zhào zhào jìng zi |
| [04:45.68] | yīng guó: ó jīng wū a!! wǒ de tóu fà jiù rán néng jiǎn chéng zhè yàng zi ma |
| [04:51.46] | fǎ guó: zěn me yàng? bù cuò ba |
| [04:54.13] | yīng guó: a bù guò wǒ kě shì zuì tǎo yàn nǐ le, cái bù xiǎng yào gēn nǐ yí yàng de fà xíng |
| [05:01.61] | fǎ guó: a, shì shì hā hā, hái zhēn shì bù kě ài |
| [05:05.64] | fǎ guó: jiǎn dāo shēng hēng hēng hēng hēng hēng hēng nà me zhè yàng zi rú hé? |
| [05:13.58] | yīng guó: bù cuò shì bù cuò la, dàn nǐ jiā yǒu gè lín jū jiù shì zhè fà xíng ba? |
| [05:19.38] | fǎ guó: shén me ma hái bù mǎn yì ma? |
| [05:21.87] | yīng guó: zǒng zhī jiù quán quán jiāo gěi nǐ le, zhǐ yào jiǎn chū yí gè shì hé wǒ de shuài qì fà xíng jiù hǎo |
| [05:28.37] | dǎ hā qì a a gǎn jué hǎo kùn |
| [05:32.78] | fǎ guó: a a, hái zhēn shì gè tiāo tī de jiā huo jiǎn |
| [05:36.07] | yīng guó: fàn kùn: tīng hǎo le yào jiǎn gè shì hé wǒ yòu shuài qì de ó |
| [05:42.41] | fǎ guó: hā hā hā zhī dào lā zhī dào la hé shì yòu shuài qì duì ba? |
| [05:47.16] | yīng guó: hū hū hū |
| [05:49.13] | fǎ guó: wèi, yīng guó? shuì zháo le a |
| [05:55.64] | yīng guó mèng huà: hū hū xǐng lái hòu |
| [05:57.20] | wǒ yě shì xiù fā piāo yì de yī fèn zi le hā hā hā hā |
| [06:02.92] | |
| [06:08.74] | yīng guó mèng zhōng: hā hā hā hā hā cháng fà piāo piāo |
| [06:14.10] | yīng guó: shì jiè dì yī de xiù fā nà jiù shì wǒ le! cháng fà piāo piāo |
| [06:19.99] | |
| [06:23.63] | fǎ guó: wèi wèi xǐng xǐng a. |
| [06:28.53] | yīng guó: jié shù le ma? |
| [06:33.33] | fǎ guó: ! yǐ jīng hǎo le ó. kuài diǎn zhào zhào jìng zi ba. |
| [06:37.10] | yīng guó: a jīng qí ó ó zhè shì |
| [06:41.72] | yīng guó: xǐng wù zhè bù wǒ yuán lái de fà xíng ma?!! |
| [06:43.84] | fǎ guó: ā hā hā hā yīn wèi nǐ hái shì bǐ jiào shì hé zhè gè yàng zi a hā hā hā |
| [06:48.73] | yīng guó jīn: gěi wǒ zhàn zhù a fǎ guó!!!! |
| [06:50.60] | fǎ guó: ya hā hā hā hā hā hā pǎo |
| [06:53.23] | |
| [06:58.65] | yīng guó: kě wù wǎng fèi wǒ liú le zhè me jiǔ tóu fà jié guǒ hái shì bù xíng |
| [07:04.06] | bù guò wǒ hái méi yǒu fàng qì ó! dào shí hòu wǒ jué duì yào biàn de shuài dào bù xíng ràng fǎ guó nà xiǎo zi |
| [07:09.66] | fǎ guó: yīng guó wèi |
| [07:13.14] | yīng guó huāng: shì shì fǎ guó gàn gàn shén me la nǐ tū rán lèng |
| [07:16.11] | fǎ guó: yīng guó |
| [07:18.15] | yīng guó: hā a?! fǎ guó: hē hē hē hē |
| [07:21.05] | yīng guó: hā?!! nǐ nà gè nǚ lǐ nǚ qì de yī fú shì shà ya!!! |
| [07:23.25] | fǎ guó: hā hā hā ā hā hā hā ā hā hā hā hā hā |
| [07:26.80] | yīng guó: nǐ nǐ zěn me chuān zhe jiàn xiàng nǚ rén yí yàng de yī fú a!! |
| [07:29.54] | fǎ guó: āi? nǐ zhēn guò shí a zhè kě shì wǒ jiā zuì měi lì de liú xíng fú shì ó |
| [07:35.46] | nǐ kàn zhè suí fēng dàng yàng de jǐn shēn duǎn guà jiù xiàng huā bàn yí yàng piāo yì dào bù xíng ba? |
| [07:41.12] | hū lā ér qiě a chuān zhè zhǒng cháng xiù de jǐn shēn duǎn guà kě shì guì zú de tè quán ó tè quán |
| [07:51.66] | yīng guó: hēng! nà zhǒng nǚ rén shì de yī fú wǒ wǒ cái bù xī hǎn ne!! |
| [07:56.34] | wǒ kě shì bǐ jiào xǐ huān yǒu nán zǐ qì gài de yī fú, cái bú yào nà zhǒng dōng xī |
| [08:00.48] | fǎ guó: āi nán dào nǐ bù lǐ jiě zhè shēn yī fú de měi zhī suǒ zài ma? zhè yàng a, nà hái zhēn shì yí hàn ne |
| [08:08.56] | yīng guó: shì a! nà yàng de yī fú |
| [08:10.43] | fǎ guó: xiǎo shēng: wǒ zhè lǐ kě shì hái yǒu lìng yī jiàn ó hē hē ā |
| [08:16.57] | yīng guó: wèi wèi shí me huì yǒu yī jiàn wǒ de chǐ cùn de yī fú a!! |
| [08:19.46] | fǎ guó: méi bàn fǎ le kàn lái wǒ zhǐ hǎo bǎ zhè jiàn yě tào shàng lái chuān chéng shí máo de shuāng céng duǎn guà le éi tào |
| [08:29.43] | yīng guó jīng: kuài zhù shǒu a bèn dàn!! wǒ chuān wǒ chuān hái bù xíng ma?!!! |
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| [08:38.70] | fǎ guó: ya xì nòng yīng guó zhēn shì lìng rén xīn kuàng shēn yí a duì le! |
| [08:45.19] | gē ge wǒ yě qù zhǎo xī bān yá xuàn yào yī xià ba |
| [08:48.26] | |
| [08:51.43] | fǎ guó: zěn me yàng? xī bān yá zhè kě shì wǒ jiā de liú xíng fú shì ó |
| [08:55.69] | qīn fēn: a, bù cuò ma |
| [08:57.59] | tè bié shì xiù zi nà biān, hǎo xiàng néng fàng jìn xǔ duō diǎn xīn de yàng zi |
| [09:00.78] | fǎ guó: ó ó guǒ rán nǐ yě zhè me xiǎng de ma?! |
| [09:03.00] | qīn fēn: , hěn shuài hěn shuài |
| [09:05.12] | fǎ guó: hā hā hā hā hā rén jiā huì bù hǎo yì sī de la ō hē hē ā |
| [09:10.39] | |
| [09:14.19] | zi fēn: bèn dàn, tā nà zhǐ shì kǒu tóu yìng chóu bà le |
| [09:17.78] | |
| [09:22.69] | zhù shì: shùn biàn yī shuō, rú guǒ xī bān yá zhēn de rèn wéi hǎo de shí hòu |
| [09:27.81] | qīn fēn: wū áo áo áo áo zhè shà ya zhè shì shà ya!! |
| [09:31.21] | tài tài tài yǒu xíng le!!! a a zhè gè zhēn de néng gěi wǒ ma?!! |
| [09:37.21] | zi fēn: nà shi lā jī |
| [09:39.17] | qīn fēn: ó ó ó ó iQue maravilla tài gǎn xiè le!! |
| [09:43.05] | yīng gāi huì shì zhè yàng de biǎo xiàn cái duì. |
| [09:44.77] | |
| [09:48.67] | fǎ guó: zài nà zhī hòu suī shuō shì zàn shí de |
| [09:51.54] | |
| [09:53.93] | yīng guó: bèi dàng chéng jīn sè máo chóng hái chuān le nǚ rén de yī fú, |
| [09:56.60] | wǒ zài zhè yī miàn shàng shí zài chī dà kuī le bù guò zhè cì kě bù yí yàng le ó! |
| [10:01.15] | wǒ kě shì qīn zì guò lái zhēn chá fǎ guó de liú xíng shí shàng le! |
| [10:05.14] | zhè yàng zi wǒ yě néng chéng wéi liú xíng jiān duān jiān xiù fā piāo yì de yī fèn zi le!! |
| [10:09.10] | |
| [10:10.94] | yīng guó: dì yī bǐ fǎ guó gèng zǎo zǒu shàng liú xíng de qián duān! |
| [10:15.03] | dì èr zài tā lái xiǎn bǎi zhī qián xiān qù xuàn yào!! |
| [10:20.08] | dì sān ràng fǎ guó yí ge rén qù hòu huǐ!!! |
| [10:23.72] | |
| [10:33.03] | xiǎng xiàng fǎ guó: kě wù!! wǒ hǎo hèn a!!! dàn hái shì rèn shū le |
| [10:35.87] | guǒ rán yīng guó bǐ wǒ gèng jiā shí shàng a!! |
| [10:39.00] | |
| [10:41.79] | yīng guó: hēng hēng hēng hēng, nà gè bèn dàn kěn dìng xiǎng bú dào wǒ huì lì xià zhè yàng yán mì de jì huà hē hē! |
| [10:48.57] | hēi hēi hēi! nà me wǒ zhè jiù qù sì xià zhēn chá yī xià zhuàng shàng è a!! hǎo téng |
| [10:54.44] | lù rén: ò yā ò yā zhè bú shì gè kě ài de xiǎo nán hái me. |
| [10:58.52] | yīng guó nù: shuí shì xiǎo hái a!! wǒ kě shì dāi hā a a a?!!! |
| [11:02.77] | lù rén: yō, xiǎo nán hái nǐ hái hǎo ma? |
| [11:07.52] | yīng guó: zhè zhè zhè jiā huo jìng rán chuān zhe bǐ piece!!!! |
| [11:11.41] | |
| [11:14.20] | fǎ guó páng bái: shùn biàn yī shuō, ràng yīng guó kàn dào hòu dà chī yī jīng de nà gè dōng xī jiào zuò" hé bāo" |
| [11:18.72] | zài yīng yǔ zhī zhōng sì hū yě jiào" coat piece" gǔ dài zǒng zhī jiù shì zhǐ guà zài nà li de xiǎo kǒu dài. |
| [11:27.13] | zài yǐ qián zhè sì hū bèi rén men dàng chéng shì tū xiǎn zì jǐ de nán zǐ qì gài de zhuāng shì wù ér xiāng dāng liú xíng. |
| [11:35.77] | dāng rán la, gē ge wǒ jiù suàn bù yòng nà zhǒng dōng xī yě shì hěn wěi àn de ó fēi wěn |
| [11:42.86] | |
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