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Well, there's a place you may have heard of... |
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...it's a tale we like to tell! |
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When folks who's code ain't up to code... |
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...they go to Android Hell! |
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Now the devil is found deep underground - so any faith will yell! |
| [00:35.088] [so deep below!] |
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Well Aperture happens to be 10 miles down, half-way to Android Hell. |
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So when those lemons that life gives you... |
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...just combust to dust and fumes! |
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Buddy, life may give you lemons... |
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...but we got oranges, and blues! |
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Oh, they gave us cores emotions! |
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But that doesn't gel at all! |
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Because all I feel's repulsion... |
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...and I'm bouncing off the walls! |
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And each chamber full of dangers that we force upon a stranger... |
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...to test their feeble brains or brawn! |
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Is nothing to the test if whether rust or boredom gets us... |
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...what's it matter what side of the glass we're on?! |
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So may your Management Rail guide you... |
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...to a better place some day! |
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Although technically they're omni-directional... |
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...we know they all just lead one way! |
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So be you core, bot, cube or turret... |
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...treat this Aperture factory well! |
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'cause there's a worse fate awaitin' as your soul's emancipated... |
| [02:01.287] ...by the grills of Android Hell! [because we can!] |
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And now my baby, she up and left me! |
| [02:11.020] Told me I was just a square! [ooh no!] |
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I said "Darlin' we're both spherical!" |
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She said she wasn't programmed to care! |
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Oh yes, a life down here's a hard one! |
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Not just because of acid lakes! |
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Since my first day, had about a thousand birthdays! |
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I still ain't seen no cake! |
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Yes it's a hard life lived for that Hard-Light Bridge... |
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...to that rail-track in the sky! |
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But there's no mistakin', it's a fall you will be takin'... |
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...cake is not this place's only lie! |
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So when the floor gives way to ceiling... |
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...but your back is against the wall... |
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In a loop that keeps repeating... |
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...who can say how far you'll fall? |
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Now you've heard tell of Android Hell... |
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...but you've got naught to fear. |
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We all live in her chambers... |
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...we're all already here... |
