| [00:20.220] | 孔明锁，孔明灯 |
| [00:25.140] | 都是你们美好的梦； |
| [00:29.290] | 木牛流马是吹出来的 |
| [00:34.870] | 八卦阵，表演的成份更重！ |
| [00:42.70] | 其实，诸葛亮什么都没有 |
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| [00:52.100] | 群英会里没有他 |
| [00:54.460] | 赤壁之战没有他 |
| [00:56.860] | 足食足兵没有他 |
| [01:00.810] | 南征北伐也没有他 |
| [01:09.180] | 其实，诸葛亮什么都没有 |
| [01:18.950] | 说什么三顾茅庐？ |
| [01:21.380] | 说什么白帝城托孤？ |
| [01:28.560] | 说什么前后出师表？ |
| [01:32.470] | 说什么五丈原英雄末路？ |
| [01:40.120] | 其实，诸葛亮什么都没有 |
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| [01:50.680] | 有没有姜维这个人？ |
| [01:53.90] | 谋反的岂止魏延一颗心？ |
| [01:57.229] | 连空城计的故事都是空的 |
| [02:01.330] | 说什么两边的童子够不够青春！ |
| [02:11.770] | 其实，诸葛亮什么都没有 |
| [02:20.829] | 真的聪明绝顶、点石成金？ |
| [02:23.710] | 真的翻手为雨覆手云？ |
| [02:27.870] | 真的一句就顶一万句？ |
| [02:30.470] | 真的一表人才最英俊？ |
| [02:34.700] | 真的算尽机关 |
| [02:36.350] | 怎就算不出败局的蜀汉？ |
| [02:39.870] | 真的足智多谋 |
| [02:41.530] | 怎就谋不见曹魏的江山呢？ |
| [02:48.990] | 深谋远虑，实在是软弱忐忑 |
| [02:58.370] | 情深义重，才是英雄本色 |
| [03:07.950] | 空的诸葛，空的亮，空空如也 |
| [03:16.740] | 诸葛亮只为了情义痛苦欢乐！ |
| [03:31.430] | 出师未捷，先就赢了 |
| [03:36.0] | 不谋不虑，先就胜了； |
| [03:40.540] | 武侯祠那么多 |
| [03:44.530] | 只因为文章写得好 |
| [03:49.600] | 羽扇纶巾，谈笑风生 |
| [03:53.440] | 只因为—— |
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| [00:20.220] | kong ming suo, kong ming deng |
| [00:25.140] | dou shi ni men mei hao de meng |
| [00:29.290] | mu niu liu ma shi chui chu lai de |
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| [00:42.70] | qi shi, zhu ge liang shen me dou mei you |
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| [00:52.100] | qun ying hui li mei you ta |
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| [01:40.120] | qi shi, zhu ge liang shen me dou mei you |
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| [01:50.680] | you mei you jiang wei zhe ge ren? |
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| [01:57.229] | lian kong cheng ji de gu shi dou shi kong de |
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| [02:11.770] | qi shi, zhu ge liang shen me dou mei you |
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| [02:39.870] | zhen de zu zhi duo mou |
| [02:41.530] | zen jiu mou bu jian cao wei de jiang shan ne? |
| [02:48.990] | shen mou yuan lv, shi zai shi ruan ruo tan te |
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| [03:07.950] | kong de zhu ge, kong de liang, kong kong ru ye |
| [03:16.740] | zhu ge liang zhi wei le qing yi tong ku huan le! |
| [03:31.430] | chu shi wei jie, xian jiu ying le |
| [03:36.0] | bu mou bu lv, xian jiu sheng le |
| [03:40.540] | wu hou ci na me duo |
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| [03:49.600] | yu shan guan jin, tan xiao feng sheng |
| [03:53.440] | zhi yin wei |
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| [00:20.220] | kǒng míng suǒ, kǒng míng dēng |
| [00:25.140] | dōu shì nǐ men měi hǎo de mèng |
| [00:29.290] | mù niú liú mǎ shì chuī chū lái de |
| [00:34.870] | bā guà zhèn, biǎo yǎn de chéng fèn gèng zhòng! |
| [00:42.70] | qí shí, zhū gě liàng shén me dōu méi yǒu |
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| [00:52.100] | qún yīng huì lǐ méi yǒu tā |
| [00:54.460] | chì bì zhī zhàn méi yǒu tā |
| [00:56.860] | zú shí zú bīng méi yǒu tā |
| [01:00.810] | nán zhēng běi fá yě méi yǒu tā |
| [01:09.180] | qí shí, zhū gě liàng shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [01:18.950] | shuō shí mǒ sān gù máo lú? |
| [01:21.380] | shuō shí mǒ bái dì chéng tuō gū? |
| [01:28.560] | shuō shí mǒ qián hòu chū shī biǎo? |
| [01:32.470] | shuō shí mǒ wǔ zhàng yuán yīng xióng mò lù? |
| [01:40.120] | qí shí, zhū gě liàng shén me dōu méi yǒu |
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| [01:50.680] | yǒu méi yǒu jiāng wéi zhè gè rén? |
| [01:53.90] | móu fǎn de qǐ zhǐ wèi yán yī kē xīn? |
| [01:57.229] | lián kōng chéng jì de gù shì dōu shì kōng de |
| [02:01.330] | shuō shí mǒ liǎng biān de tóng zǐ gòu bù gòu qīng chūn! |
| [02:11.770] | qí shí, zhū gě liàng shén me dōu méi yǒu |
| [02:20.829] | zhēn de cōng ming jué dǐng diǎn shí chéng jīn? |
| [02:23.710] | zhēn de fān shǒu wèi yǔ fù shǒu yún? |
| [02:27.870] | zhēn de yī jù jiù dǐng yī wàn jù? |
| [02:30.470] | zhēn de yī biǎo rén cái zuì yīng jùn? |
| [02:34.700] | zhēn de suàn jǐn jī guān |
| [02:36.350] | zěn jiù suàn bù chū bài jú de shǔ hàn? |
| [02:39.870] | zhēn de zú zhì duō móu |
| [02:41.530] | zěn jiù móu bú jiàn cáo wèi de jiāng shān ne? |
| [02:48.990] | shēn móu yuǎn lǜ, shí zài shì ruǎn ruò tǎn tè |
| [02:58.370] | qíng shēn yì zhòng, cái shì yīng xióng běn shǎi |
| [03:07.950] | kōng de zhū gě, kōng de liàng, kōng kōng rú yě |
| [03:16.740] | zhū gě liàng zhǐ wèi le qíng yì tòng kǔ huān lè! |
| [03:31.430] | chū shī wèi jié, xiān jiù yíng le |
| [03:36.0] | bù móu bù lǜ, xiān jiù shèng le |
| [03:40.540] | wǔ hòu cí nà me duō |
| [03:44.530] | zhǐ yīn wéi wén zhāng xiě dé hǎo |
| [03:49.600] | yǔ shàn guān jīn, tán xiào fēng shēng |
| [03:53.440] | zhǐ yīn wèi |
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