冷笑话
leng xiao hua Lyrics
| Song | 冷笑话 |
| Artist | 薛凯琪 |
| Album | 冷笑话 (Fiona Music Book + CD Single) |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Randy Chow/徐浩/苏耀宗@the Island |
| [00:00.666] | 作词 : 黄伟文 |
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| [00:21.120] | 努力地 讲句笑 空气冷掉 |
| [00:28.210] | 何以尚在 搞笑的 未觉心焦 |
| [00:35.040] | 这个节目不可少 如果个个被挫败掉 |
| [00:40.690] | 人人怕受辱 才太自律 不愿再讲笑 |
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| [00:49.110] | 犹像这屋里这二人 有一个总要牺牲格调 |
| [00:56.220] | 胡乱说话等这块冰渐溶掉 |
| [01:02.130] | 其实单恋也这样 就算被当做低级搞笑 |
| [01:10.120] | 那亦胜於未试过就全场静了 |
| [01:15.110] | |
| [01:15.500] | 就这麽 一直试 多麽不好笑 一早已知 |
| [01:24.010] | 然而让我主动过 即使失手 也应得敬意 |
| [01:30.930] | 诚恳即使显得 有点讽刺 |
| [01:35.060] | 仍不会转换我台词 |
| [01:38.400] | 顽强若叫人发指 亦决不休止 |
| [01:45.390] | 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意 |
| [01:49.800] | |
| [01:53.840] | 对石像 讲句笑 它会碎掉 |
| [02:00.350] | 难怪热烈 给世间 视作骚扰 |
| [02:05.040] | |
| [02:07.510] | 还是想给你慰寞寥 纵使给果我知不太妙 |
| [02:14.390] | 还是有权供你去 鄙视炫耀 |
| [02:20.880] | 其实单恋也这样 就算是对象 不肯心照 |
| [02:28.000] | 美在这出坏透趣剧仍然售票 |
| [02:33.010] | |
| [02:33.700] | 就这麽 一直试 多麽不好笑 一早已知 |
| [02:42.080] | 然而让我主动过 即使失手 也应得敬意 |
| [02:48.960] | 诚恳即使显得 有点讽刺 |
| [02:53.230] | 仍不会转换我台词 |
| [02:56.690] | 顽强若叫人发指 亦决不休止 |
| [03:02.120] | 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意 |
| [03:08.100] | |
| [03:27.620] | 人家羞於启齿 我不介意 |
| [03:31.770] | 人不理我就当自娱 |
| [03:34.960] | 沉迷若叫人发指 亦决不休止 |
| [03:44.320] | 亦决不羞耻 回收这心意 |
| [03:51.320] | |
| [03:53.180] | 谁人让我冲动过 |
| [03:58.550] | 归於冰点 也只好满意 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Randy Chow xu hao su yao zong the Island |
| [00:00.666] | zuo ci : huang wei wen |
| [00:02.000] | |
| [00:21.120] | nu li di jiang ju xiao kong qi leng diao |
| [00:28.210] | he yi shang zai gao xiao de wei jue xin jiao |
| [00:35.040] | zhe ge jie mu bu ke shao ru guo ge ge bei cuo bai diao |
| [00:40.690] | ren ren pa shou ru cai tai zi lv bu yuan zai jiang xiao |
| [00:46.910] | |
| [00:49.110] | you xiang zhe wu li zhe er ren you yi ge zong yao xi sheng ge diao |
| [00:56.220] | hu luan shuo hua deng zhe kuai bing jian rong diao |
| [01:02.130] | qi shi dan lian ye zhe yang jiu suan bei dang zuo di ji gao xiao |
| [01:10.120] | na yi sheng yu wei shi guo jiu quan chang jing le |
| [01:15.110] | |
| [01:15.500] | jiu zhe me yi zhi shi duo mo bu hao xiao yi zao yi zhi |
| [01:24.010] | ran er rang wo zhu dong guo ji shi shi shou ye ying de jing yi |
| [01:30.930] | cheng ken ji shi xian de you dian feng ci |
| [01:35.060] | reng bu hui zhuan huan wo tai ci |
| [01:38.400] | wan qiang ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi |
| [01:45.390] | yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi |
| [01:49.800] | |
| [01:53.840] | dui shi xiang jiang ju xiao ta hui sui diao |
| [02:00.350] | nan guai re lie gei shi jian shi zuo sao rao |
| [02:05.040] | |
| [02:07.510] | hai shi xiang gei ni wei mo liao zong shi gei guo wo zhi bu tai miao |
| [02:14.390] | hai shi you quan gong ni qu bi shi xuan yao |
| [02:20.880] | qi shi dan lian ye zhe yang jiu suan shi dui xiang bu ken xin zhao |
| [02:28.000] | mei zai zhe chu huai tou qu ju reng ran shou piao |
| [02:33.010] | |
| [02:33.700] | jiu zhe me yi zhi shi duo mo bu hao xiao yi zao yi zhi |
| [02:42.080] | ran er rang wo zhu dong guo ji shi shi shou ye ying de jing yi |
| [02:48.960] | cheng ken ji shi xian de you dian feng ci |
| [02:53.230] | reng bu hui zhuan huan wo tai ci |
| [02:56.690] | wan qiang ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi |
| [03:02.120] | yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi |
| [03:08.100] | |
| [03:27.620] | ren jia xiu yu qi chi wo bu jie yi |
| [03:31.770] | ren bu li wo jiu dang zi yu |
| [03:34.960] | chen mi ruo jiao ren fa zhi yi jue bu xiu zhi |
| [03:44.320] | yi jue bu xiu chi hui shou zhe xin yi |
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| [03:53.180] | shui ren rang wo chong dong guo |
| [03:58.550] | gui yu bing dian ye zhi hao man yi |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Randy Chow xú hào sū yào zōng the Island |
| [00:00.666] | zuò cí : huáng wěi wén |
| [00:02.000] | |
| [00:21.120] | nǔ lì dì jiǎng jù xiào kōng qì lěng diào |
| [00:28.210] | hé yǐ shàng zài gǎo xiào de wèi jué xīn jiāo |
| [00:35.040] | zhè gè jié mù bù kě shǎo rú guǒ gè gè bèi cuò bài diào |
| [00:40.690] | rén rén pà shòu rǔ cái tài zì lǜ bù yuàn zài jiǎng xiào |
| [00:46.910] | |
| [00:49.110] | yóu xiàng zhè wū lǐ zhè èr rén yǒu yí gè zǒng yào xī shēng gé diào |
| [00:56.220] | hú luàn shuō huà děng zhè kuài bīng jiàn róng diào |
| [01:02.130] | qí shí dān liàn yě zhè yàng jiù suàn bèi dàng zuò dī jí gǎo xiào |
| [01:10.120] | nà yì shèng yú wèi shì guò jiù quán chǎng jìng le |
| [01:15.110] | |
| [01:15.500] | jiù zhè me yī zhí shì duō mó bù hǎo xiào yī zǎo yǐ zhī |
| [01:24.010] | rán ér ràng wǒ zhǔ dòng guò jí shǐ shī shǒu yě yīng de jìng yì |
| [01:30.930] | chéng kěn jí shǐ xiǎn de yǒu diǎn fěng cì |
| [01:35.060] | réng bú huì zhuǎn huàn wǒ tái cí |
| [01:38.400] | wán qiáng ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ |
| [01:45.390] | yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì |
| [01:49.800] | |
| [01:53.840] | duì shí xiàng jiǎng jù xiào tā huì suì diào |
| [02:00.350] | nán guài rè liè gěi shì jiān shì zuò sāo rǎo |
| [02:05.040] | |
| [02:07.510] | hái shì xiǎng gěi nǐ wèi mò liáo zòng shǐ gěi guǒ wǒ zhī bù tài miào |
| [02:14.390] | hái shì yǒu quán gōng nǐ qù bǐ shì xuàn yào |
| [02:20.880] | qí shí dān liàn yě zhè yàng jiù suàn shì duì xiàng bù kěn xīn zhào |
| [02:28.000] | měi zài zhè chū huài tòu qù jù réng rán shòu piào |
| [02:33.010] | |
| [02:33.700] | jiù zhè me yī zhí shì duō mó bù hǎo xiào yī zǎo yǐ zhī |
| [02:42.080] | rán ér ràng wǒ zhǔ dòng guò jí shǐ shī shǒu yě yīng de jìng yì |
| [02:48.960] | chéng kěn jí shǐ xiǎn de yǒu diǎn fěng cì |
| [02:53.230] | réng bú huì zhuǎn huàn wǒ tái cí |
| [02:56.690] | wán qiáng ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ |
| [03:02.120] | yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì |
| [03:08.100] | |
| [03:27.620] | rén jiā xiū yú qǐ chǐ wǒ bù jiè yì |
| [03:31.770] | rén bù lǐ wǒ jiù dāng zì yú |
| [03:34.960] | chén mí ruò jiào rén fà zhǐ yì jué bù xiū zhǐ |
| [03:44.320] | yì jué bù xiū chǐ huí shōu zhè xīn yì |
| [03:51.320] | |
| [03:53.180] | shuí rén ràng wǒ chōng dòng guò |
| [03:58.550] | guī yú bīng diǎn yě zhǐ hǎo mǎn yì |
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