| Song | Secret Xtians |
| Artist | Unknown Mortal Orchestra |
| Album | II |
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| [00:30.88] | I'm going to hide from the rain |
| [00:34.45] | I am tired of running round while these nuns eat my grain |
| [00:41.44] | Ransacking, wolfpacking rats in a cult of fame, so lame |
| [00:51.99] | Secret Christians are all the same |
| [00:58.09] | Don't be grumpy and cold |
| [01:00.82] | If you want to I can burn up a hole in this coal |
| [01:08.20] | Don't be surprised if it warms up right when we die |
| [01:15.11] | Tonight |
| [01:18.72] | Secret xtians |
| [01:21.28] | Are not too bright |