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Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal |
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He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker |
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He's an affable man with a plausible plan |
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Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand |
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And then he... |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic |
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He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor |
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He's a modern retard with a love of bombast |
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Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past |
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And then he... |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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And then he... |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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He's pleased with himself, he's so pleased with himself |
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He's so pleased with himself, ah ha |
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He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard |
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He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan |
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Because Colin Zeal's ill |
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Colin Zeal's ill |
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Colin Zeal's ill) |
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'Cos Colin Zeal knows |