| Colin Zeal knows the value of mass appeal | |
| He's a pedestrian walker, he's a civil talker | |
| He's an affable man with a plausible plan | |
| Keeps his eye on the news, keeps his future in hand | |
| And then he... | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| While sitting in traffic, Colin thinks in automatic | |
| He's an immaculate dresser, he's your common aggressor | |
| He's a modern retard with a love of bombast | |
| Keeps his eye on the news, doesn't dwells on the past | |
| And then he... | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| And then he... | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| Looks at his watch, he's on time yet again | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| He's pleased with himself, he's so pleased with himself | |
| He's so pleased with himself, ah ha | |
| He's a modern retard, he's terminal lard | |
| He's an affable man, with a carrotene tan | |
| Because Colin Zeal's ill | |
| Colin Zeal's ill | |
| Colin Zeal's ill) | |
| 'Cos Colin Zeal knows |
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