| [00:02.58] | 他们都去看英雄， |
| [00:03.89] | 全是白日梦。 |
| [00:04.76] | 你跟我一样挑剔， |
| [00:05.95] | 喜欢与众不同。 |
| [00:06.95] | 我不爱蜘蛛的酷和骄傲的钢铁， |
| [00:09.13] | 我爱中国功夫蒸汽朋克的诙谐。 |
| [00:11.38] | 《太极》！ |
| [00:12.13] | 男主角是个清朝的白痴， |
| [00:13.81] | 名叫杨露禅就像一张白纸。 |
| [00:16.06] | 头上长了一个包，其实是一个角， |
| [00:18.18] | 小人物的骄傲，终有一天要咆哮。 |
| [00:20.74] | 女主角是个花痴，叫做陈玉娘， |
| [00:22.98] | Angelababy扮演所有宅男的幻想。 |
| [00:25.17] | 她从小住在太极村，有个爸爸和哥哥， |
| [00:27.66] | 这些男人都是极品怪咖可真不好惹， |
| [00:30.03] | 她的老爸是掌门人但有点神经病， |
| [00:32.16] | 梁家辉越老越帅越癫狂简直要人命。 |
| [00:34.59] | 大哥冯绍峰，离家出走去追风追梦， |
| [00:37.15] | 英俊的飞行员，不爱读书喜欢高空。 |
| [00:39.58] | 言归正传，为什么说她是个花痴， |
| [00:41.95] | 因为他从小就暗恋表哥方子敬， |
| [00:44.33] | 只不过是一个讨厌的海归，装腔作势。 |
| [00:46.13] | 好吧，我承认我嫉妒彭于晏 帅令得人发指， |
| [00:48.36] | 总之方子敬不仅没有看上村姑陈玉娘， |
| [00:50.92] | 还带了个火辣辣的洋妞Mandy回到家乡， |
| [00:53.48] | 驾驶一个叫做“特洛伊一号”的机器大怪物， |
| [00:55.54] | 说要碾过太极村来开铁路。 |
| [00:57.54] | 花痴心碎了一地，一蹶不振， |
| [00:59.72] | 老爸嘴上不说，心里也跟着郁闷。 |
| [01:01.28] | 想想白痴和花痴，其实也挺合适， |
| [01:04.09] | 不如携手太极拯救全村这才是大事。 |
| [01:06.27] | 花痴呀花痴，本身武艺高强， |
| [01:08.70] | 算不上白富美，但也不做黑木耳。 |
| [01:11.20] | 白痴杨露禅其实天赋异禀， |
| [01:13.26] | 脑子稍微有点脱线，但是腹肌挺硬。 |
| [01:15.82] | 一代英雄从零开始， |
| [01:17.50] | 从此白痴白痴变成大师， |
| [01:19.75] | 一代英雄从零开始， |
| [01:22.06] | 从此白痴白痴变成大师。 |
| [01:24.55] | 故事还没结束，别忘了这是太极， |
| [01:27.05] | 太极有两极，电影也有两集， |
| [01:29.36] | 9.27第一集，10.25第二集， |
| [01:31.54] | 两极连映，强强联手， |
| [01:33.85] | 资深美少年吴彦祖， |
| [01:36.04] | 风流俏老爸谢贤， |
| [01:37.47] | 以及黄飞鸿里的鬼脚七熊欣欣， |
| [01:39.84] | 都来共襄盛举。 |
| [01:41.09] | 当然还有绝世美人舒淇， |
| [01:42.96] | 彩蛋连连，十一档期铁定让你翻天。 |
| [01:47.64] | 彩蛋连连，十一档期铁定让你翻天。 |
| [00:02.58] | ta men dou qu kan ying xiong, |
| [00:03.89] | quan shi bai ri meng. |
| [00:04.76] | ni gen wo yi yang tiao ti, |
| [00:05.95] | xi huan yu zhong bu tong. |
| [00:06.95] | wo bu ai zhi zhu de ku he jiao ao de gang tie, |
| [00:09.13] | wo ai zhong guo gong fu zheng qi peng ke de hui xie. |
| [00:11.38] | tai ji! |
| [00:12.13] | nan zhu jue shi ge qing chao de bai chi, |
| [00:13.81] | ming jiao yang lu chan jiu xiang yi zhang bai zhi. |
| [00:16.06] | tou shang zhang le yi ge bao, qi shi shi yi ge jiao, |
| [00:18.18] | xiao ren wu de jiao ao, zhong you yi tian yao pao xiao. |
| [00:20.74] | nv zhu jue shi ge hua chi, jiao zuo chen yu niang, |
| [00:22.98] | Angelababy ban yan suo you zhai nan de huan xiang. |
| [00:25.17] | ta cong xiao zhu zai tai ji cun, you ge ba ba he ge ge, |
| [00:27.66] | zhei xie nan ren dou shi ji pin guai ka ke zhen bu hao re, |
| [00:30.03] | ta de lao ba shi zhang men ren dan you dian shen jing bing, |
| [00:32.16] | liang jia hui yue lao yue shuai yue dian kuang jian zhi yao ren ming. |
| [00:34.59] | da ge feng shao feng, li jia chu zou qu zhui feng zhui meng, |
| [00:37.15] | ying jun de fei xing yuan, bu ai du shu xi huan gao kong. |
| [00:39.58] | yan gui zheng zhuan, wei shi me shuo ta shi ge hua chi, |
| [00:41.95] | yin wei ta cong xiao jiu an lian biao ge fang zi jing, |
| [00:44.33] | zhi bu guo shi yi ge tao yan de hai gui, zhuang qiang zuo shi. |
| [00:46.13] | hao ba, wo cheng ren wo ji du peng yu yan shuai ling de ren fa zhi, |
| [00:48.36] | zong zhi fang zi jing bu jin mei you kan shang cun gu chen yu niang, |
| [00:50.92] | hai dai le ge huo la la de yang niu Mandy hui dao jia xiang, |
| [00:53.48] | jia shi yi ge jiao zuo" te luo yi yi hao" de ji qi da guai wu, |
| [00:55.54] | shuo yao nian guo tai ji cun lai kai tie lu. |
| [00:57.54] | hua chi xin sui le yi di, yi jue bu zhen, |
| [00:59.72] | lao ba zui shang bu shuo, xin li ye gen zhe yu men. |
| [01:01.28] | xiang xiang bai chi he hua chi, qi shi ye ting he shi, |
| [01:04.09] | bu ru xie shou tai ji zheng jiu quan cun zhe cai shi da shi. |
| [01:06.27] | hua chi ya hua chi, ben shen wu yi gao qiang, |
| [01:08.70] | suan bu shang bai fu mei, dan ye bu zuo hei mu er. |
| [01:11.20] | bai chi yang lu chan qi shi tian fu yi bing, |
| [01:13.26] | nao zi shao wei you dian tuo xian, dan shi fu ji ting ying. |
| [01:15.82] | yi dai ying xiong cong ling kai shi, |
| [01:17.50] | cong ci bai chi bai chi bian cheng da shi, |
| [01:19.75] | yi dai ying xiong cong ling kai shi, |
| [01:22.06] | cong ci bai chi bai chi bian cheng da shi. |
| [01:24.55] | gu shi hai mei jie shu, bie wang le zhe shi tai ji, |
| [01:27.05] | tai ji you liang ji, dian ying ye you liang ji, |
| [01:29.36] | 9. 27 di yi ji, 10. 25 di er ji, |
| [01:31.54] | liang ji lian ying, qiang qiang lian shou, |
| [01:33.85] | zi shen mei shao nian wu yan zu, |
| [01:36.04] | feng liu qiao lao ba xie xian, |
| [01:37.47] | yi ji huang fei hong li de gui jiao qi xiong xin xin, |
| [01:39.84] | dou lai gong xiang sheng ju. |
| [01:41.09] | dang ran hai you jue shi mei ren shu qi, |
| [01:42.96] | cai dan lian lian, shi yi dang qi tie ding rang ni fan tian. |
| [01:47.64] | cai dan lian lian, shi yi dang qi tie ding rang ni fan tian. |
| [00:02.58] | tā men dōu qù kàn yīng xióng, |
| [00:03.89] | quán shì bái rì mèng. |
| [00:04.76] | nǐ gēn wǒ yí yàng tiāo tī, |
| [00:05.95] | xǐ huān yǔ zhòng bù tóng. |
| [00:06.95] | wǒ bù ài zhī zhū de kù hé jiāo ào de gāng tiě, |
| [00:09.13] | wǒ ài zhōng guó gōng fū zhēng qì péng kè de huī xié. |
| [00:11.38] | tài jí! |
| [00:12.13] | nán zhǔ jué shì gè qīng cháo de bái chī, |
| [00:13.81] | míng jiào yáng lù chán jiù xiàng yī zhāng bái zhǐ. |
| [00:16.06] | tóu shàng zhǎng le yí gè bāo, qí shí shì yí gè jiǎo, |
| [00:18.18] | xiǎo rén wù de jiāo ào, zhōng yǒu yì tiān yào páo xiào. |
| [00:20.74] | nǚ zhǔ jué shì gè huā chī, jiào zuò chén yù niáng, |
| [00:22.98] | Angelababy bàn yǎn suǒ yǒu zhái nán de huàn xiǎng. |
| [00:25.17] | tā cóng xiǎo zhù zài tài jí cūn, yǒu gè bà bà hé gē ge, |
| [00:27.66] | zhèi xiē nán rén dōu shì jí pǐn guài kā kě zhēn bù hǎo rě, |
| [00:30.03] | tā de lǎo bà shì zhǎng mén rén dàn yǒu diǎn shén jīng bìng, |
| [00:32.16] | liáng jiā huī yuè lǎo yuè shuài yuè diān kuáng jiǎn zhí yào rén mìng. |
| [00:34.59] | dà gē féng shào fēng, lí jiā chū zǒu qù zhuī fēng zhuī mèng, |
| [00:37.15] | yīng jùn de fēi xíng yuán, bù ài dú shū xǐ huān gāo kōng. |
| [00:39.58] | yán guī zhèng zhuàn, wèi shí me shuō tā shì gè huā chī, |
| [00:41.95] | yīn wèi tā cóng xiǎo jiù àn liàn biǎo gē fāng zǐ jìng, |
| [00:44.33] | zhǐ bù guò shì yí gè tǎo yàn de hǎi guī, zhuāng qiāng zuò shì. |
| [00:46.13] | hǎo ba, wǒ chéng rèn wǒ jí dù péng yú yàn shuài lìng dé rén fà zhǐ, |
| [00:48.36] | zǒng zhī fāng zǐ jìng bù jǐn méi yǒu kàn shàng cūn gū chén yù niáng, |
| [00:50.92] | hái dài le gè huǒ là là de yáng niū Mandy huí dào jiā xiāng, |
| [00:53.48] | jià shǐ yí gè jiào zuò" tè luò yī yī hào" de jī qì dà guài wù, |
| [00:55.54] | shuō yào niǎn guò tài jí cūn lái kāi tiě lù. |
| [00:57.54] | huā chī xīn suì le yī dì, yī jué bù zhèn, |
| [00:59.72] | lǎo bà zuǐ shàng bù shuō, xīn lǐ yě gēn zhe yù mèn. |
| [01:01.28] | xiǎng xiǎng bái chī hé huā chī, qí shí yě tǐng hé shì, |
| [01:04.09] | bù rú xié shǒu tài jí zhěng jiù quán cūn zhè cái shì dà shì. |
| [01:06.27] | huā chī ya huā chī, běn shēn wǔ yì gāo qiáng, |
| [01:08.70] | suàn bù shàng bái fù měi, dàn yě bù zuò hēi mù ěr. |
| [01:11.20] | bái chī yáng lù chán qí shí tiān fù yì bǐng, |
| [01:13.26] | nǎo zi shāo wēi yǒu diǎn tuō xiàn, dàn shì fù jī tǐng yìng. |
| [01:15.82] | yī dài yīng xióng cóng líng kāi shǐ, |
| [01:17.50] | cóng cǐ bái chī bái chī biàn chéng dà shī, |
| [01:19.75] | yī dài yīng xióng cóng líng kāi shǐ, |
| [01:22.06] | cóng cǐ bái chī bái chī biàn chéng dà shī. |
| [01:24.55] | gù shì hái méi jié shù, bié wàng le zhè shì tài jí, |
| [01:27.05] | tài jí yǒu liǎng jí, diàn yǐng yě yǒu liǎng jí, |
| [01:29.36] | 9. 27 dì yī jí, 10. 25 dì èr jí, |
| [01:31.54] | liǎng jí lián yìng, qiáng qiáng lián shǒu, |
| [01:33.85] | zī shēn měi shào nián wú yàn zǔ, |
| [01:36.04] | fēng liú qiào lǎo bà xiè xián, |
| [01:37.47] | yǐ jí huáng fēi hóng lǐ de guǐ jiǎo qī xióng xīn xīn, |
| [01:39.84] | dōu lái gòng xiāng shèng jǔ. |
| [01:41.09] | dāng rán hái yǒu jué shì měi rén shū qí, |
| [01:42.96] | cǎi dàn lián lián, shí yī dàng qī tiě dìng ràng nǐ fān tiān. |
| [01:47.64] | cǎi dàn lián lián, shí yī dàng qī tiě dìng ràng nǐ fān tiān. |
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