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| [00:23.93] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [00:27.00] | 只许赚不许赔！ |
| [00:29.56] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [00:31.75] | 贱的不挑专挑贵的！ |
| [00:34.80] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [00:37.23] | 食量不够你别来！ |
| [00:39.80] | 点！点！点！点！吃完拉， |
| [00:43.36] | 拉完再吃，吃完拉， |
| [00:44.92] | 拉完再吃。 |
| [00:45.80] | 一个星期忙完 |
| [00:46.49] | 功课差点做完， |
| [00:47.68] | 找些同学一起聚聚玩玩。 |
| [00:50.05] | 兜里资金花光但食欲虎视眈眈， |
| [00:52.74] | 自然按老规矩选自助晚餐。 |
| [00:55.43] | 餐厅老板见到我们脸色顿时煞白， |
| [00:58.18] | 看到我们来势凶猛自然有备而来。 |
| [01:00.93] | 先把腰带解开 |
| [01:02.06] | 大家起立杆一杯， |
| [01:03.56] | 准备，秘密武器：农民精神？ |
| [01:06.12] | 海胆按百份，龙虾按百份 |
| [01:08.30] | 珊贝按百份，鲍鱼按百份 |
| [01:10.74] | 鱼翅按百份，螃蟹按百份 |
| [01:13.18] | 就算豆腐白菜鸡蛋都要点百份！ |
| [01:16.24] | 时间多的是 慢点 慢点， |
| [01:21.43] | 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点， |
| [01:26.57] | 专点生猛海鲜 发现 发现， |
| [01:31.83] | 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。 |
| [01:37.45] | 喂！你现在怎么就把餐具放下啦？ |
| [01:40.01] | |
| [01:40.58] | 还没到2个小时你就要结束了 |
| [01:42.64] | 觉得饱了 |
| [01:43.33] | 休息一会儿去趟厕所再来， |
| [01:45.39] | 时时刻刻不要忘了这是自助餐啊！ |
| [01:47.64] | 我们付钱了！我们变成上帝了！ |
| [01:50.27] | 顾客就是上帝不是你们的口号吗？ |
| [01:53.01] | 好好伺候吧 |
| [01:53.89] | 那位服务员什么眼神？ |
| [01:55.71] | 难道你对我们几个有何不满吗？ |
| [01:58.21] | 其实我们也不想这样 |
| [01:59.83] | 只是胃口大， |
| [02:01.21] | 兜里没有钱 |
| [02:02.64] | 闲着没事干， |
| [02:04.02] | 学了农民精神 |
| [02:05.62] | |
| [02:06.12] | 很多理由别再看啦！ |
| [02:07.68] | 乖乖去上菜吧！ |
| [02:08.93] | 时间多的是 慢点 慢点， |
| [02:14.30] | 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点， |
| [02:19.65] | 专点生猛海鲜 发现 发现， |
| [02:24.46] | 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。 |
| [02:30.03] | 大家都差不多了吧？ |
| [02:31.59] | 老板已经火冒三丈啦！ |
| [02:34.34] | 我们也到此为止吧， |
| [02:36.97] | 已经奋战四个小时了， |
| [02:39.09] | 大家都很累了吧？ |
| [02:40.53] | 桌上还有很多菜怎么办？ |
| [02:42.78] | 趁老板不注意 |
| [02:43.90] | 趁员工不注意， |
| [02:45.34] | 把带来的饭盒拿出来往里装， |
| [02:48.53] | 偷偷的，往里装 |
| [02:49.90] | 别被发现 |
| [02:50.71] | 反正放着它们也会扔掉， |
| [02:52.90] | 浪费食物是最不好的行为 |
| [02:55.21] | 不要那样， |
| [02:56.15] | 中国有句话说的不是很好吗？ |
| [02:58.52] | 哪句话？吃不了兜着走啊 |
| [03:01.46] | 时间多的是 慢点 慢点， |
| [03:06.46] | 小心不要撑着 稳点 稳点， |
| [03:11.38] | 专点生猛海鲜 发现 发现， |
| [03:16.94] | 老板的怒眼神 危险 危险。 |
| [03:22.81] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [03:25.38] | 只许赚不许赔！ |
| [03:27.57] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [03:30.51] | 贱的不挑专挑贵的！ |
| [03:32.94] | 点！点！点！点！ |
| [03:35.69] | 食量不够你别来！ |
| [03:38.38] | 点！点！点！点！吃完拉， |
| [03:41.82] | 拉完再吃，吃完拉 |
| [03:43.20] | 拉完再吃。 |
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| [00:23.93] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [00:27.00] | zhi xu zhuan bu xu pei! |
| [00:29.56] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [00:31.75] | jian de bu tiao zhuan tiao gui de! |
| [00:34.80] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [00:37.23] | shi liang bu gou ni bie lai! |
| [00:39.80] | dian! dian! dian! dian! chi wan la, |
| [00:43.36] | la wan zai chi, chi wan la, |
| [00:44.92] | la wan zai chi. |
| [00:45.80] | yi ge xing qi mang wan |
| [00:46.49] | gong ke cha dian zuo wan, |
| [00:47.68] | zhao xie tong xue yi qi ju ju wan wan. |
| [00:50.05] | dou li zi jin hua guang dan shi yu hu shi dan dan, |
| [00:52.74] | zi ran an lao gui ju xuan zi zhu wan can. |
| [00:55.43] | can ting lao ban jian dao wo men lian se dun shi sha bai, |
| [00:58.18] | kan dao wo men lai shi xiong meng zi ran you bei er lai. |
| [01:00.93] | xian ba yao dai jie kai |
| [01:02.06] | da jia qi li gan yi bei, |
| [01:03.56] | zhun bei, mi mi wu qi: nong min jing shen? |
| [01:06.12] | hai dan an bai fen, long xia an bai fen |
| [01:08.30] | shan bei an bai fen, bao yu an bai fen |
| [01:10.74] | yu chi an bai fen, pang xie an bai fen |
| [01:13.18] | jiu suan dou fu bai cai ji dan dou yao dian bai fen! |
| [01:16.24] | shi jian duo de shi man dian man dian, |
| [01:21.43] | xiao xin bu yao cheng zhe wen dian wen dian, |
| [01:26.57] | zhuan dian sheng meng hai xian fa xian fa xian, |
| [01:31.83] | lao ban de nu yan shen wei xian wei xian. |
| [01:37.45] | wei! ni xian zai zen me jiu ba can ju fang xia la? |
| [01:40.01] | |
| [01:40.58] | hai mei dao 2 ge xiao shi ni jiu yao jie shu le |
| [01:42.64] | jue de bao le |
| [01:43.33] | xiu xi yi hui er qu tang ce suo zai lai, |
| [01:45.39] | shi shi ke ke bu yao wang le zhe shi zi zhu can a! |
| [01:47.64] | wo men fu qian le! wo men bian cheng shang di le! |
| [01:50.27] | gu ke jiu shi shang di bu shi ni men de kou hao ma? |
| [01:53.01] | hao hao ci hou ba |
| [01:53.89] | na wei fu wu yuan shen me yan shen? |
| [01:55.71] | nan dao ni dui wo men ji ge you he bu man ma? |
| [01:58.21] | qi shi wo men ye bu xiang zhe yang |
| [01:59.83] | zhi shi wei kou da, |
| [02:01.21] | dou li mei you qian |
| [02:02.64] | xian zhe mei shi gan, |
| [02:04.02] | xue le nong min jing shen |
| [02:05.62] | |
| [02:06.12] | hen duo li you bie zai kan la! |
| [02:07.68] | guai guai qu shang cai ba! |
| [02:08.93] | shi jian duo de shi man dian man dian, |
| [02:14.30] | xiao xin bu yao cheng zhe wen dian wen dian, |
| [02:19.65] | zhuan dian sheng meng hai xian fa xian fa xian, |
| [02:24.46] | lao ban de nu yan shen wei xian wei xian. |
| [02:30.03] | da jia dou cha bu duo le ba? |
| [02:31.59] | lao ban yi jing huo mao san zhang la! |
| [02:34.34] | wo men ye dao ci wei zhi ba, |
| [02:36.97] | yi jing fen zhan si ge xiao shi le, |
| [02:39.09] | da jia dou hen lei le ba? |
| [02:40.53] | zhuo shang hai you hen duo cai zen me ban? |
| [02:42.78] | chen lao ban bu zhu yi |
| [02:43.90] | chen yuan gong bu zhu yi, |
| [02:45.34] | ba dai lai de fan he na chu lai wang li zhuang, |
| [02:48.53] | tou tou de, wang li zhuang |
| [02:49.90] | bie bei fa xian |
| [02:50.71] | fan zheng fang zhe ta men ye hui reng diao, |
| [02:52.90] | lang fei shi wu shi zui bu hao de xing wei |
| [02:55.21] | bu yao na yang, |
| [02:56.15] | zhong guo you ju hua shuo de bu shi hen hao ma? |
| [02:58.52] | na ju hua? chi bu liao dou zhe zou a |
| [03:01.46] | shi jian duo de shi man dian man dian, |
| [03:06.46] | xiao xin bu yao cheng zhe wen dian wen dian, |
| [03:11.38] | zhuan dian sheng meng hai xian fa xian fa xian, |
| [03:16.94] | lao ban de nu yan shen wei xian wei xian. |
| [03:22.81] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [03:25.38] | zhi xu zhuan bu xu pei! |
| [03:27.57] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [03:30.51] | jian de bu tiao zhuan tiao gui de! |
| [03:32.94] | dian! dian! dian! dian! |
| [03:35.69] | shi liang bu gou ni bie lai! |
| [03:38.38] | dian! dian! dian! dian! chi wan la, |
| [03:41.82] | la wan zai chi, chi wan la |
| [03:43.20] | la wan zai chi. |
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| [00:23.93] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [00:27.00] | zhǐ xǔ zhuàn bù xǔ péi! |
| [00:29.56] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [00:31.75] | jiàn de bù tiāo zhuān tiāo guì de! |
| [00:34.80] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [00:37.23] | shí liàng bù gòu nǐ bié lái! |
| [00:39.80] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! chī wán lā, |
| [00:43.36] | lā wán zài chī, chī wán lā, |
| [00:44.92] | lā wán zài chī. |
| [00:45.80] | yí gè xīng qī máng wán |
| [00:46.49] | gōng kè chà diǎn zuò wán, |
| [00:47.68] | zhǎo xiē tóng xué yì qǐ jù jù wán wán. |
| [00:50.05] | dōu lǐ zī jīn huā guāng dàn shí yù hǔ shì dān dān, |
| [00:52.74] | zì rán àn lǎo guī jǔ xuǎn zì zhù wǎn cān. |
| [00:55.43] | cān tīng lǎo bǎn jiàn dào wǒ men liǎn sè dùn shí shà bái, |
| [00:58.18] | kàn dào wǒ men lái shì xiōng měng zì rán yǒu bèi ér lái. |
| [01:00.93] | xiān bǎ yāo dài jiě kāi |
| [01:02.06] | dà jiā qǐ lì gān yī bēi, |
| [01:03.56] | zhǔn bèi, mì mì wǔ qì: nóng mín jīng shén? |
| [01:06.12] | hǎi dǎn àn bǎi fèn, lóng xiā àn bǎi fèn |
| [01:08.30] | shān bèi àn bǎi fèn, bào yú àn bǎi fèn |
| [01:10.74] | yú chì àn bǎi fèn, páng xiè àn bǎi fèn |
| [01:13.18] | jiù suàn dòu fǔ bái cài jī dàn dōu yào diǎn bǎi fèn! |
| [01:16.24] | shí jiān duō de shì màn diǎn màn diǎn, |
| [01:21.43] | xiǎo xīn bú yào chēng zhe wěn diǎn wěn diǎn, |
| [01:26.57] | zhuān diǎn shēng měng hǎi xiān fā xiàn fā xiàn, |
| [01:31.83] | lǎo bǎn de nù yǎn shén wēi xiǎn wēi xiǎn. |
| [01:37.45] | wèi! nǐ xiàn zài zěn me jiù bǎ cān jù fàng xià la? |
| [01:40.01] | |
| [01:40.58] | hái méi dào 2 gè xiǎo shí nǐ jiù yào jié shù le |
| [01:42.64] | jué de bǎo le |
| [01:43.33] | xiū xī yī huì ér qù tàng cè suǒ zài lái, |
| [01:45.39] | shí shí kè kè bú yào wàng le zhè shì zì zhù cān a! |
| [01:47.64] | wǒ men fù qián le! wǒ men biàn chéng shàng dì le! |
| [01:50.27] | gù kè jiù shì shàng dì bú shì nǐ men de kǒu hào ma? |
| [01:53.01] | hǎo hǎo cì hou ba |
| [01:53.89] | nà wèi fú wù yuán shén me yǎn shén? |
| [01:55.71] | nán dào nǐ duì wǒ men jǐ gè yǒu hé bù mǎn ma? |
| [01:58.21] | qí shí wǒ men yě bù xiǎng zhè yàng |
| [01:59.83] | zhǐ shì wèi kǒu dà, |
| [02:01.21] | dōu lǐ méi yǒu qián |
| [02:02.64] | xián zhe méi shì gàn, |
| [02:04.02] | xué le nóng mín jīng shén |
| [02:05.62] | |
| [02:06.12] | hěn duō lǐ yóu bié zài kàn la! |
| [02:07.68] | guāi guāi qù shàng cài ba! |
| [02:08.93] | shí jiān duō de shì màn diǎn màn diǎn, |
| [02:14.30] | xiǎo xīn bú yào chēng zhe wěn diǎn wěn diǎn, |
| [02:19.65] | zhuān diǎn shēng měng hǎi xiān fā xiàn fā xiàn, |
| [02:24.46] | lǎo bǎn de nù yǎn shén wēi xiǎn wēi xiǎn. |
| [02:30.03] | dà jiā dōu chà bù duō le ba? |
| [02:31.59] | lǎo bǎn yǐ jīng huǒ mào sān zhàng la! |
| [02:34.34] | wǒ men yě dào cǐ wéi zhǐ ba, |
| [02:36.97] | yǐ jīng fèn zhàn sì gè xiǎo shí le, |
| [02:39.09] | dà jiā dōu hěn lèi le ba? |
| [02:40.53] | zhuō shàng hái yǒu hěn duō cài zěn me bàn? |
| [02:42.78] | chèn lǎo bǎn bù zhù yì |
| [02:43.90] | chèn yuán gōng bù zhù yì, |
| [02:45.34] | bǎ dài lái de fàn hé ná chū lái wǎng lǐ zhuāng, |
| [02:48.53] | tōu tōu de, wǎng lǐ zhuāng |
| [02:49.90] | bié bèi fā xiàn |
| [02:50.71] | fǎn zhèng fàng zhe tā men yě huì rēng diào, |
| [02:52.90] | làng fèi shí wù shì zuì bù hǎo de xíng wéi |
| [02:55.21] | bú yào nà yàng, |
| [02:56.15] | zhōng guó yǒu jù huà shuō de bú shì hěn hǎo ma? |
| [02:58.52] | nǎ jù huà? chī bù liǎo dōu zhe zǒu a |
| [03:01.46] | shí jiān duō de shì màn diǎn màn diǎn, |
| [03:06.46] | xiǎo xīn bú yào chēng zhe wěn diǎn wěn diǎn, |
| [03:11.38] | zhuān diǎn shēng měng hǎi xiān fā xiàn fā xiàn, |
| [03:16.94] | lǎo bǎn de nù yǎn shén wēi xiǎn wēi xiǎn. |
| [03:22.81] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [03:25.38] | zhǐ xǔ zhuàn bù xǔ péi! |
| [03:27.57] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [03:30.51] | jiàn de bù tiāo zhuān tiāo guì de! |
| [03:32.94] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! |
| [03:35.69] | shí liàng bù gòu nǐ bié lái! |
| [03:38.38] | diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! diǎn! chī wán lā, |
| [03:41.82] | lā wán zài chī, chī wán lā |
| [03:43.20] | lā wán zài chī. |
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