Kick My Ass

Kick My Ass Lyrics

Song Kick My Ass
Artist Big & Rich
Album Horse Of A Different Color
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[00:07.61] Well, I walked up to the bar,
[00:10.57] I laid down my Platinum card,
[00:14.31] Then I ordered 50 longnecks for my new friends
[00:21.57] Well, the barmaid passed them out,
[00:26.58] And before we chugged them down,
[00:29.55] I held mine up and said, "Here's to us and them"
[00:37.40] Well, this blonde slid up to me,
[00:40.42] She said, "That was awful sweet!",
[00:44.28] Then I saw her boyfriend, wide as he was tall
[00:51.66] Well, he broke up our hug
[00:55.38] With a six-foot-five-inch shove,
[00:59.90] And I found myself slammed up against the wall.
[01:05.76] Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[01:13.22] I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
[01:17.35] For all the ones who can't
[01:20.44] And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[01:24.66] And I drive my truck to fast
[01:29.81] Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[01:37.88] Well, I've never been the type
[01:41.27] To walk up and pick a fight--
[01:44.98] I've always been the kind to get along
[01:52.13] I throw parties all the time
[01:55.95] And they're always on my dime,
[01:59.63] We drink and dance and smoke until the dawn.
[02:06.98] Well, my style of stress relief
[02:10.79] Sometimes disturbs the peace,
[02:14.38] The police show up to donuts in my yard
[02:22.10] And while the Zeppelin's playin' loud,
[02:25.49] They run off my party crowd
[02:29.28] They cuff my wrists and throw me down so hard.
[02:36.00] Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[02:43.46] I'm just tryin' to have a little fun
[02:47.61] For all the ones who can't
[02:50.64] And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[02:54.93] And I drive my truck to fast
[02:59.89] Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
[03:21.80] And just because I kiss the prettiest girls
[03:25.75] And I drive my truck to fast
[03:30.70] Why does everybody want
[03:34.17] It seems like everybody wants
[03:38.10] Why does everybody want to kick my ass?
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