| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : 周杰伦 |
| [00:00.293] | 作词 : 方文山 |
| [00:00.880] | 巨炮：哈哈哈哈～～你这个笑话，有够难笑， |
| [00:10.280] | 来人啊～把他给我拖出去斩啦！ |
| [00:14.050] | 文山：公公～公公～公公～～～ |
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| [00:32.280] | 公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛 |
| [00:35.630] | 说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公 |
| [00:39.390] | 公公贪污很凶 公公贪污很凶 |
| [00:43.180] | 那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰 |
| [00:47.610] | 紧挨着灯笼 这十年苦读无人能懂 春夏秋冬 |
| [00:50.220] | 无奈这夜晚寒风却穿透了屏风 |
| [00:52.010] | 吹几页刺客列传我都淡定背诵 |
| [00:53.830] | 平仄先搞懂诗词歌赋才能够通 |
| [00:55.780] | 书法的篆隶楷行草乃是基本功 |
| [00:57.580] | 过眼的繁华朝代更迭来去匆匆 |
| [00:59.430] | 法家的内容 道家的从容 |
| [01:01.290] | 儒家的宽容 这些都该懂 |
| [01:03.200] | 我是个穷秀才 中状元考进来 |
| [01:07.070] | 却一直状况外 被宦官所陷害 |
| [01:10.940] | 那公公的人脉 遍五湖通四海 |
| [01:14.510] | 大内的高手坏 砸朝廷的招牌 |
| [01:17.300] | 公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛 |
| [01:20.520] | 说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公 |
| [01:24.500] | 公公贪污很凶 公公贪污很凶 |
| [01:28.100] | 那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰 |
| [01:32.680] | 公公～公公～公公～～～～～～ |
| [01:40.160] | 我进京赶考 免不了学而时习之的 摇头晃脑 |
| [01:42.670] | 东方的琴棋书画比西方有情调 |
| [01:44.460] | 弹琵琶古筝我的调调给力重要 |
| [01:46.340] | 再感谢各位乡亲还有父父老 |
| [01:48.260] | 提供我盘缠设宴款待外加水饺 |
| [01:50.120] | 老子我读了老子老聃出关逍遥 |
| [01:51.970] | 我说道可道 你说非常道 我说风萧萧 你说你知道 |
| [01:55.770] | 我是个穷秀才 说道理明黑白 |
| [01:59.430] | 在朝中如尘埃 没人理有人爱 |
| [02:03.480] | 不畏惧当权派 上奏摺硬着来 |
| [02:07.070] | 那公公站起来 整个人快气坏 |
| [02:10.240] | 公公他偏头痛 公公他偏头痛 |
| [02:13.280] | 说银两不够重 公公公 公公公 公公 |
| [02:16.920] | 公公贪污很凶 公公贪污很凶 |
| [02:20.670] | 那军饷被掏空 后宫有 佳丽三千 却不能碰 |
| [02:24.930] | 公公公公公公 公公公他不靠谱 |
| [02:28.950] | 百姓们在歌颂 他下台一鞠躬（躬） |
| [02:32.570] | 公公公公公公 公公公他不靠谱 |
| [02:36.330] | 百姓们在歌颂 他下台一鞠躬 |
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| [02:45.790] | 他下台一鞠躬 他下台一鞠躬 |
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| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : zhou jie lun |
| [00:00.293] | zuo ci : fang wen shan |
| [00:00.880] | ju pao: ha ha ha ha ni zhe ge xiao hua, you gou nan xiao, |
| [00:10.280] | lai ren a ba ta gei wo tuo chu qu zhan la! |
| [00:14.050] | wen shan: gong gong gong gong gong gong |
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| [00:32.280] | gong gong ta pian tou tong gong gong ta pian tou tong |
| [00:35.630] | shuo yin liang bu gou zhong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong |
| [00:39.390] | gong gong tan wu hen xiong gong gong tan wu hen xiong |
| [00:43.180] | na jun xiang bei tao kong hou gong you jia li san qian que bu neng peng |
| [00:47.610] | jin ai zhe deng long zhe shi nian ku du wu ren neng dong chun xia qiu dong |
| [00:50.220] | wu nai zhe ye wan han feng que chuan tou le ping feng |
| [00:52.010] | chui ji ye ci ke lie zhuan wo dou dan ding bei song |
| [00:53.830] | ping ze xian gao dong shi ci ge fu cai neng gou tong |
| [00:55.780] | shu fa de zhuan li kai xing cao nai shi ji ben gong |
| [00:57.580] | guo yan de fan hua chao dai geng die lai qu cong cong |
| [00:59.430] | fa jia de nei rong dao jia de cong rong |
| [01:01.290] | ru jia de kuan rong zhei xie dou gai dong |
| [01:03.200] | wo shi ge qiong xiu cai zhong zhuang yuan kao jin lai |
| [01:07.070] | que yi zhi zhuang kuang wai bei huan guan suo xian hai |
| [01:10.940] | na gong gong de ren mai bian wu hu tong si hai |
| [01:14.510] | da nei de gao shou huai za chao ting de zhao pai |
| [01:17.300] | gong gong ta pian tou tong gong gong ta pian tou tong |
| [01:20.520] | shuo yin liang bu gou zhong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong |
| [01:24.500] | gong gong tan wu hen xiong gong gong tan wu hen xiong |
| [01:28.100] | na jun xiang bei tao kong hou gong you jia li san qian que bu neng peng |
| [01:32.680] | gong gong gong gong gong gong |
| [01:40.160] | wo jin jing gan kao mian bu liao xue er shi xi zhi de yao tou huang nao |
| [01:42.670] | dong fang de qin qi shu hua bi xi fang you qing diao |
| [01:44.460] | dan pi pa gu zheng wo de tiao diao gei li zhong yao |
| [01:46.340] | zai gan xie ge wei xiang qin hai you fu fu lao |
| [01:48.260] | ti gong wo pan chan she yan kuan dai wai jia shui jiao |
| [01:50.120] | lao zi wo du le lao zi lao dan chu guan xiao yao |
| [01:51.970] | wo shuo dao ke dao ni shuo fei chang dao wo shuo feng xiao xiao ni shuo ni zhi dao |
| [01:55.770] | wo shi ge qiong xiu cai shuo dao li ming hei bai |
| [01:59.430] | zai chao zhong ru chen ai mei ren li you ren ai |
| [02:03.480] | bu wei ju dang quan pai shang zou zhe ying zhe lai |
| [02:07.070] | na gong gong zhan qi lai zheng ge ren kuai qi huai |
| [02:10.240] | gong gong ta pian tou tong gong gong ta pian tou tong |
| [02:13.280] | shuo yin liang bu gou zhong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong |
| [02:16.920] | gong gong tan wu hen xiong gong gong tan wu hen xiong |
| [02:20.670] | na jun xiang bei tao kong hou gong you jia li san qian que bu neng peng |
| [02:24.930] | gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong ta bu kao pu |
| [02:28.950] | bai xing men zai ge song ta xia tai yi ju gong gong |
| [02:32.570] | gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong gong ta bu kao pu |
| [02:36.330] | bai xing men zai ge song ta xia tai yi ju gong |
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| [02:45.790] | ta xia tai yi ju gong ta xia tai yi ju gong |
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| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : zhōu jié lún |
| [00:00.293] | zuò cí : fāng wén shān |
| [00:00.880] | jù pào: hā hā hā hā nǐ zhè gè xiào huà, yǒu gòu nán xiào, |
| [00:10.280] | lái rén a bǎ tā gěi wǒ tuō chū qù zhǎn la! |
| [00:14.050] | wén shān: gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng |
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| [00:32.280] | gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng |
| [00:35.630] | shuō yín liǎng bù gòu zhòng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng |
| [00:39.390] | gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng |
| [00:43.180] | nà jūn xiǎng bèi tāo kōng hòu gōng yǒu jiā lì sān qiān què bù néng pèng |
| [00:47.610] | jǐn āi zhe dēng lóng zhè shí nián kǔ dú wú rén néng dǒng chūn xià qiū dōng |
| [00:50.220] | wú nài zhè yè wǎn hán fēng què chuān tòu le píng fēng |
| [00:52.010] | chuī jǐ yè cì kè liè zhuàn wǒ dōu dàn dìng bèi sòng |
| [00:53.830] | píng zè xiān gǎo dǒng shī cí gē fù cái néng gòu tōng |
| [00:55.780] | shū fǎ de zhuàn lì kǎi xíng cǎo nǎi shì jī běn gōng |
| [00:57.580] | guò yǎn de fán huá cháo dài gēng dié lái qù cōng cōng |
| [00:59.430] | fǎ jiā de nèi róng dào jiā de cóng róng |
| [01:01.290] | rú jiā de kuān róng zhèi xiē dōu gāi dǒng |
| [01:03.200] | wǒ shì gè qióng xiù cái zhōng zhuàng yuán kǎo jìn lái |
| [01:07.070] | què yī zhí zhuàng kuàng wài bèi huàn guān suǒ xiàn hài |
| [01:10.940] | nà gōng gōng de rén mài biàn wǔ hú tōng sì hǎi |
| [01:14.510] | dà nèi de gāo shǒu huài zá cháo tíng de zhāo pái |
| [01:17.300] | gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng |
| [01:20.520] | shuō yín liǎng bù gòu zhòng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng |
| [01:24.500] | gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng |
| [01:28.100] | nà jūn xiǎng bèi tāo kōng hòu gōng yǒu jiā lì sān qiān què bù néng pèng |
| [01:32.680] | gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng |
| [01:40.160] | wǒ jìn jīng gǎn kǎo miǎn bù liǎo xué ér shí xí zhī de yáo tóu huàng nǎo |
| [01:42.670] | dōng fāng de qín qí shū huà bǐ xī fāng yǒu qíng diào |
| [01:44.460] | dàn pí pá gǔ zhēng wǒ de tiáo diào gěi lì zhòng yào |
| [01:46.340] | zài gǎn xiè gè wèi xiāng qīn hái yǒu fù fù lǎo |
| [01:48.260] | tí gōng wǒ pán chán shè yàn kuǎn dài wài jiā shuǐ jiǎo |
| [01:50.120] | lǎo zi wǒ dú le lǎo zi lǎo dān chū guān xiāo yáo |
| [01:51.970] | wǒ shuō dào kě dào nǐ shuō fēi cháng dào wǒ shuō fēng xiāo xiāo nǐ shuō nǐ zhī dào |
| [01:55.770] | wǒ shì gè qióng xiù cái shuō dào lǐ míng hēi bái |
| [01:59.430] | zài cháo zhōng rú chén āi méi rén lǐ yǒu rén ài |
| [02:03.480] | bù wèi jù dāng quán pài shàng zòu zhé yìng zhe lái |
| [02:07.070] | nà gōng gōng zhàn qǐ lái zhěng gè rén kuài qì huài |
| [02:10.240] | gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng gōng gōng tā piān tóu tòng |
| [02:13.280] | shuō yín liǎng bù gòu zhòng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng |
| [02:16.920] | gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng gōng gōng tān wū hěn xiōng |
| [02:20.670] | nà jūn xiǎng bèi tāo kōng hòu gōng yǒu jiā lì sān qiān què bù néng pèng |
| [02:24.930] | gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng tā bù kào pǔ |
| [02:28.950] | bǎi xìng men zài gē sòng tā xià tái yī jū gōng gōng |
| [02:32.570] | gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng gōng tā bù kào pǔ |
| [02:36.330] | bǎi xìng men zài gē sòng tā xià tái yī jū gōng |
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| [02:45.790] | tā xià tái yī jū gōng tā xià tái yī jū gōng |
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