小孩子参加吃馒头比赛,总共有二十位的参赛者 | |
(?啊!?你有没有报错 | |
(念啥念错 | |
(掺屎谁敢吃 | |
(什么掺屎,参赛啦 | |
(批哩啪啦... | |
新闻重报 | |
建国之音最新消息,因为恒春兮在报新闻 | |
旁边一个白烂什么参赛者(掺屎吃) | |
所以恒春兮把他打到地下爬不起来 | |
气象报导 | |
由于恒春兮把下港小孩打成流鼻血 | |
所以这几天都会有下雨情形发生 | |
所以要出门的听众朋友,记得要带雨衣雨伞 | |
以上是建国之音广播电台本部独家所提供, | |
由咱本台特派记者恒春兮为您报导黑白 | |
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