| 各位听众朋友大家好，您今日所听兮是蕃薯之声广播电台， | |
| 由恒春兮为您所主持兮蕃薯有够俗。 | |
| 本节目是东荣牌骨头酸疼丸、 | |
| 东荣牌目珠雾雾丸、东荣牌烂粒也丸三大名药， | |
| 由东荣制药厂本部独家所提供，感谢收听。 | |
| 咱现在是药品见证兮时间，咱所有听众朋友若是有食咱东荣牌骨头酸疼丸、 | |
| 东荣牌烂粒也丸、东荣牌目珠雾雾丸，三种药品， | |
| 麻烦上线来空中为恒春兮作药品兮见证。 | |
| 咱CALL IN免付费兮电话是0800炕蕃薯炕蕃薯、0800炕蕃薯炕蕃薯。 | |
| “咱现在先来接第一通兮CALL IN。 | |
| “蕃薯有够俗，我是恒春兮你好”！” | |
| “你好，我是住置圣公妈兮阿木，我是欲来感谢你，你介绍兮药也确实有够赞！” | |
| “这样喔，请问你是吃哪一味哦？” | |
| “不是我吃啦，是阮老爸啦！伊平常时就有腰酸背疼，脚骨未弯曲兮症头， | |
| 我听你兮介绍，连续买三罐给伊吃，三罐吃完后人就好势啰！” | |
| “您讲好势？” | |
| “是啊，本正脚骨未弯曲，食落随翘去了！” | |
| “翘去？” | |
| “就是翘去，我不才会得到阮老爸兮遗产，你兮药也对我帮助真大，谢谢，谢谢！” | |
| 各位听众朋友这是来乱兮，咱兮药也未因而，甭睬伊！咱来接第二通兮CALL IN。 | |
| “蕃薯有够伧我是恒春兮你好。 | |
| ” | |
| “我是秀春，我住置得红毛港，恒春兮我是欲来做药品兮见证。 | |
| ” | |
| “秀春你好，请问你是用咱什么产品？” | |
| “哎唷，是阮大家啦！你也知也较早早前咱兮生活拢真艰苦，食也食不好， | |
| 甭讲营养，那若是有食饱就偷笑。 | |
| 今也阮大家食老目珠拢有这个乌影乌影， | |
| 迭迭流目油，目屎膏也更擦未离，所以做新妇兮人看到真毋甘， | |
| 所以去电台指定药房，掼一罐咱东荣牌目珠雾雾丸， | |
| 想未到阮大家目珠平常时拢未金光，食落随扛去了！” | |
| “啊！人扛去？” | |
| “是啊！就是去苏州卖鸭蛋，这个药也食落会扛去。 | |
| ” | |
| 哎，这种情形咱大家听众拢知也，是无聊人士，亦是别台兮人目孔赤敲电话欲来乱兮。 | |
| 恒春兮有风度兮人，不合这种人计较。 | |
| 咱现在继续更来接电话， | |
| 现场CALL IN免付费热线，0800炕蕃薯炕蕃薯0800炕蕃薯炕蕃薯。 | |
| “蕃薯有够伧我是恒春兮你好。 | |
| ” | |
| “恒春兮卖这个东荣牌烂粒也丸，你若是有生烂粒也兮， | |
| 用咱东荣牌烂粒也丸，粒也消去人遂无去.....” | |
| 您这些膨肚短命，污浊肚，夭寿也，雷公也点心， | |
| 我做一个节目敲电话来乱，我奉雷公兮名，您会去予雷公敲死啊！ | |
| 感谢 | |
| liga |
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| " | |
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