配乐选自:张四十三|角头音乐007.庄脚店仔.炒 | |
今日恒春兮欲为您介绍兮是一道真简单兮菜,炒四物鸡、炒四物鸡。首先咱爱准备兮是四物兮中药包、四物兮中药包。超市、大卖场或者是中药行拢有得卖。过来是鸡也一只,咱欲买鸡也上好是拣要有附带法医验尸报告,一刀无命兮鸡也,焉尔才未去吃到鸡也癌兮鸡也。炒四物鸡兮做法,首先将鸡也兮尸体给提来,提菜刀将鸡也兮尸体剁做十八块(刀击砧板、惨叫声)。败势、败势、败势!我是置得模仿鸡也去予菜刀剁着那种感觉,不是我兮手去予菜刀剁着。咱听众朋友若来作这道菜,也要注意甭去予菜刀伤到。这鸡也尸体剁了后,将尸体一块一块,掺着四物药包放入去鼎内底,火给点落去,呵呵,别人兮节目拢是讲予您听,今日恒春兮特别置现场展功夫炒予您看。喔!您看未着,不过用听兮亦真好啦!耳孔挖予利利,开始啰!..............(尾声)奇怪?哪会有臭火焦兮味,夭寿哦,四物鸡遂无下水啦,哇,拢臭火焦去呀! |
pei yue xuan zi: zhang si shi san jiao tou yin yue 007 zhuang jiao dian zi chao | |
jin ri heng chun xi yu wei nin jie shao xi shi yi dao zhen jian dan xi cai, chao si wu ji chao si wu ji. shou xian zan ai zhun bei xi shi si wu xi zhong yao bao si wu xi zhong yao bao. chao shi da mai chang huo zhe shi zhong yao xing long you de mai. guo lai shi ji ye yi zhi, zan yu mai ji ye shang hao shi jian yao you fu dai fa yi yan shi bao gao, yi dao wu ming xi ji ye, yan er cai wei qu chi dao ji ye ai xi ji ye. chao si wu ji xi zuo fa, shou xian jiang ji ye xi shi ti gei ti lai, ti cai dao jiang ji ye xi shi ti duo zuo shi ba kuai dao ji zhen ban can jiao sheng. bai shi bai shi bai shi! wo shi zhi de mo fang ji ye qu yu cai dao duo zhe na zhong gan jue, bu shi wo xi shou qu yu cai dao duo zhe. zan ting zhong peng you ruo lai zuo zhe dao cai, ye yao zhu yi beng qu yu cai dao shang dao. zhe ji ye shi ti duo le hou, jiang shi ti yi kuai yi kuai, can zhe si wu yao bao fang ru qu ding nei di, huo gei dian luo qu, he he, bie ren xi jie mu long shi jiang yu nin ting, jin ri heng chun xi te bie zhi xian chang zhan gong fu chao yu nin kan. o! nin kan wei zhe, bu guo yong ting xi yi zhen hao la! er kong wa yu li li, kai shi luo!.............. wei sheng qi guai? na hui you chou huo jiao xi wei, yao shou o, si wu ji sui wu xia shui la, wa, long chou huo jiao qu ya! |
pèi yuè xuǎn zì: zhāng sì shí sān jiǎo tóu yīn yuè 007 zhuāng jiǎo diàn zǐ chǎo | |
jīn rì héng chūn xī yù wèi nín jiè shào xī shì yī dào zhēn jiǎn dān xī cài, chǎo sì wù jī chǎo sì wù jī. shǒu xiān zán ài zhǔn bèi xī shì sì wù xī zhōng yào bāo sì wù xī zhōng yào bāo. chāo shì dà mài chǎng huò zhě shì zhōng yào xíng lǒng yǒu de mài. guò lái shì jī yě yì zhī, zán yù mǎi jī yě shàng hǎo shì jiǎn yào yǒu fù dài fǎ yī yàn shī bào gào, yī dāo wú mìng xī jī yě, yān ěr cái wèi qù chī dào jī yě ái xī jī yě. chǎo sì wù jī xī zuò fǎ, shǒu xiān jiāng jī yě xī shī tǐ gěi tí lái, tí cài dāo jiāng jī yě xī shī tǐ duò zuò shí bā kuài dāo jī zhēn bǎn cǎn jiào shēng. bài shì bài shì bài shì! wǒ shì zhì dé mó fǎng jī yě qù yǔ cài dāo duò zhe nà zhǒng gǎn jué, bú shì wǒ xī shǒu qù yǔ cài dāo duò zhe. zán tīng zhòng péng yǒu ruò lái zuò zhè dào cài, yě yào zhù yì béng qù yǔ cài dāo shāng dào. zhè jī yě shī tǐ duò le hòu, jiāng shī tǐ yí kuài yí kuài, càn zhe sì wù yào bāo fàng rù qù dǐng nèi dǐ, huǒ gěi diǎn luò qù, hē hē, bié rén xī jié mù lǒng shì jiǎng yǔ nín tīng, jīn rì héng chūn xī tè bié zhì xiàn chǎng zhǎn gōng fū chǎo yǔ nín kàn. ō! nín kàn wèi zhe, bù guò yòng tīng xī yì zhēn hǎo la! ěr kǒng wā yǔ lì lì, kāi shǐ luō!.............. wěi shēng qí guài? nǎ huì yǒu chòu huǒ jiāo xī wèi, yāo shòu ó, sì wù jī suì wú xià shuǐ la, wa, lǒng chòu huǒ jiāo qù ya! |