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He goes 40 on the freeway |
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He plans his day 'round eBay |
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He'd rather watch Discovery Channel than an instant replay |
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Steve Jobs is his swami |
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He folds like origami |
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I want to bite his pencil neck and make him cry for mommy |
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Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees |
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I want to live his junior high fantasies |
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Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy |
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I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy |
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He thinks DNA is pretty |
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CGI makes him giddy |
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He'll only listen to the mono version of Surf City |
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He smells like Hai Karate |
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Says Mulder wasn't dotty |
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I want to rip the clothes right off his ectomorphic body |
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Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees |
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I want to live his junior high fantasies |
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Just one giant brain and I'm his unopened toy |
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I'm just a sucker for a nerdy boy |
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His high water pants |
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The way he can't dance |
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If he wants romance |
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I say beam me up |
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You're suave and attaching, |
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Your socks are always matching |
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If you want me, better hope myopia is catching |
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'Cause I don't want an athlete |
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I tingle for a mathlete |
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He can count on me to give his head the loving that it needs |
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Just four little eyes and I'm weak in the knees |
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I want to live his junior high fantasies |
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Just one giant brain I'm his collectable toy |
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I am a sucker for a nerdy boy |
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For a nerdy boy |
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I want a nerdy boy |
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A dirty nerdy boy |
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(spoken) |
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Why don't you take off those tighty-whities? |
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No, I don't think your butt looks pasty. |
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It reminds me of the sands of Tattooine |
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These sheets are very unusual -- is any part of you bionic? |
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Ooh! |
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Oh! |
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(pant) |
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(pant) |
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(pant) |
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(pant) |
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(cough) |
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(cough) |
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I think I need to borrow your inhaler! |
