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On the good ship Venus |
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By Christ you should have seen us |
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The figurehead was a whore in bed |
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Sucking a dead man's penis |
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The captain's name was Lugger |
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By Christ he was a bugger |
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He wasn't fit to shovel shit |
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From one ship to another |
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And the second mate was Andy |
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By Christ he had a dandy |
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Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock |
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For cumming in the brandy |
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The third mate's name was Morgan |
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By God he was a gorgon |
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From half past eight he played till late |
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Upon the captain's organ |
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The captain's wife was Mabel |
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And by God was she able |
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To give the crew their daily screw |
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Upon the galley table |
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The captain's daughter Charlotte |
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Was born and bred a harlot |
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Her thighs at night were lily white |
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By morning they were scarlet |
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The cabin boy was Kipper |
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By Christ he was a nipper |
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He stuffed his ass with broken glass |
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And circumcised the skipper |
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The captain's lovely daughter |
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Liked swimming in the water |
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Delighted squeals came when some eels |
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Found her sexual quarters |
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The cook his name was Freeman |
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And he was a dirty demon |
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And he fed the crew on menstrual stew |
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And hymens fried in semen |
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And the ship's dog was called Rover |
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And we turned the poor thing over |
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And ground and ground that faithful hound |
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From Teneriff to Dover |
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When we reached our station |
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Through skillful navigation |
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The ship got sunk in a wave of spunk |
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From too much fornication |
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On the good ship Venus |
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By Christ you should have seen us |
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The figurehead was a whore in bed |
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Sucking a dead man's penis |