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Girl:Uncle Ricky, could u read us a bed time story please, o please |
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(Alright you kids get to bed i'll get the story book. yall tucked in?)yea |
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Here we go, |
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Once upon a time not long ago, |
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when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, |
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When laws were stern and justice stood, |
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and people were behavin' like they ought ta good, |
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There lived a lil' boy who was misled, |
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by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said: |
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"Me & You, Ty, we gonna make sum cash, |
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robbin' old folks and makin' da dash", |
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They did the job, money came with ease, |
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but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease, |
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He robbed another and another and a sista and her |
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brotha, |
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tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, |
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The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic, |
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he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static", |
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Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap, |
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but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped, |
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The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why'd ya hit me?", |
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the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney, |
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The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure, |
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"I'll do years if I pull this trigga", |
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So he cold dashed and ran around the block, |
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cop radioes it to another lady cop, |
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He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista, |
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a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her, |
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Looked around good and from expectations, |
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so he decided he'd hit for the subway stations, |
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But she was coming and he made a left, |
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he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath, |
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Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,(sorry) |
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then he made his move to an abandoned building, |
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Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, |
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opened up the door there, guess who he saw?, |
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Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope, |
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who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, |
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He said(I need bullets, hurry up, run) |
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the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun, |
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He went outside but there was cops all over, |
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then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova, |
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Raced up the block doing 83, |
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crashed into a tree near university, |
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Escaped alive though the car was battered, |
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rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered, |
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Ran out of bullets and still had static, |
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grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic, |
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Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead, |
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he told the cops(Back off or honey here's dead), |
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Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong, |
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so he let the lady go and he starts to run on, |
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Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded, |
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before long the lil' boy got surrounded, |
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He dropped the gun, so went the glory, |
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and this is the way I have to end this story, |
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He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream, |
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the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream, |
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This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh, |
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just another case about the wrong path, |
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Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets CAST. |
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Good Night. |
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Girl:oh boy, that uncle Ricky is really wierd |
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I don't know, what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast? |
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I don't know, I think he'll be crackin' it up for us,... Good nite |
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---end--- |
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slick rick-children's story |
