| Song | Carlos Walter Wendy Stanley |
| Artist | The Chap |
| Album | Ghostly Swim |
| Walter never graduated, ever, | |
| Wendy, did he ever ask her? | |
| Did he? Carlos, | |
| Walter, Wendy, | |
| Stanley Wendy, was the operator, later, | |
| Delia, said she wasn't proper, clocked her | |
| Carlos, Walter, | |
| Wendy, Stanley | |
| I went to her degree show and she says | |
| I have it heavy, | |
| The show was a disaster, it was heavy heavy heavy |