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He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable |
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Stretchable Foldable Man. |
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He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket |
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Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket, |
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Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller, |
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Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller, |
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Yes he can, course he can, |
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He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable |
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Stretchable Shrinkable Man. |
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And he lives a passable life |
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With his Squeezable Lovable Kissable Hugable |
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Pullable Tugable Wife. |
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And they have two twistable kids |
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Who bend up the way that they did. |
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And they turn and they stretch |
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Just as much as they can |
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For this Bendable Foldable |
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Do-what-you're-toldable |
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Easily moldable |
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Buy-what you're-soldable |
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Washable Mendable |
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Highly Dependable |
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Buyable Saleable |
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Always available |
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Bounceable Shakeable |
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Almost unbreakable |
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Twistable Turnable Man. |
