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Who does she think she is? |
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That girl has tangled with the wrong man. |
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No one says no to Gaston. |
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Darn right. |
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Dismissed, rejected... |
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publicly humiliated. |
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Why, it's more than I can bear. |
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More beer? |
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What for? |
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Nothing helps. |
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I'm disgraced. |
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Who, you? |
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Never! |
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Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together. |
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Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston |
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Looking so down in the dumps |
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Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston |
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Even when taking your lumps |
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There's no man in town as admired as you |
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You're everyone's favorite guy |
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Everyone's awed and inspired by you |
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And it's not very hard to see why |
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No... one's... Slick as Gaston |
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No one's quick as Gaston |
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No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston |
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For there's no man in town half as manly |
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Perfect, a pure paragon |
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You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley |
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And they'll tell you whose team |
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They prefer to be on, |
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No... one's... been like Gaston |
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A kingpin like Gaston |
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No one's got a swell cleft |
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In his chin like Gaston |
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As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating |
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My, what a guy, that Gaston |
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Give five "hurrahs!" Give 12 "hip-hips!" |
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Gaston is the best and the rest is all drips |
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No... one... Fights like Gaston |
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Douses lights like Gaston |
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In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston |
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For there's no one as burly and brawny |
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As you see, I've got biceps to spare |
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Not a bit of him scraggly or scrawny That's right |
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And every last inch of me's covered with hair |
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No one hits like Gaston |
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Matches wits like Gaston |
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In a spitting match, |
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nobody spits like Gaston |
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I'm especially good at expectorating |
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Ptooey! Ten points for Gaston! |
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When I was a lad |
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I ate four dozen eggs |
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Every morning to help me get large |
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And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs |
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So I'm roughly the size of a barge |
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No... one... Shoots like Gaston |
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Makes those beauts like Gaston |
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Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston |
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I use antlers in all of my decorating |
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Say it again |
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Who's a man among men? |
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And then say it once more |
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Who's the hero next door? |
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Who's a super success? |
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Don't you know? Can't you guess? |
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Ask his fans and his five hangers-on |
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There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down |
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And his name's G-A-S- T - |
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G-A-S-T - E - |
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G-A-S-T-O - oh! |
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Gaston! |