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I'm thinking |
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Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action |
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But like |
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Mick Jagger |
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said, "I can't get no satisfaction" |
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The girls are all around, but none of them want to get with me |
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My threds are fresh and I'm looking def |
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Yo, what's up with L-O-C? |
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The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar |
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Havin' drinks with some no-name chump |
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When they know that I'm the star |
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So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina |
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I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?" |
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He said, "Funky Cold Medina" |
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Funky Cold Medina |
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This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks |
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Put a little Medina in your glass |
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And the girls will come real quick |
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It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac |
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A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap |
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So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg |
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Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me |
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And did the Wild Thing on my leg |
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He used to scratch and bite me |
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Before he was much, much meaner |
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But now all the poodles run to my house |
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For the Funky cold Medina |
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You know what I'm sayin'? I got every dog in my neighborhood |
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Breakin' down my door, I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's |
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They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal |
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I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena" |
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I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina |
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She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it |
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Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips |
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And I knew that she was with it |
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So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned |
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But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess |
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Sheena was a man |
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So I threw him out, I don't fool around |
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With in Oscar Meyer weiner |
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You must be sure that your girl is pure |
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For the Funky Cold Medina |
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You know, ain't no playin' with a man |
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This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know? |
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Break it down |
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Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection |
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I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection |
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The audience voted and you lnow they picked a winner |
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I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner |
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She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin' |
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Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin' |
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Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya" |
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That's why I found you don't play around |
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With the Funky Cold Medina |
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Ya know what I'm sayin', that Medina's a monster, y'all |
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Funky Cold Medina |
