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Hello, I'd like to see Dr. Slumber, please |
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[doctor's assistant] |
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Ah - do you have an appointment, sir? |
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[Dane] |
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No, I don't |
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But tell the Doctor it's urgent that I see her |
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[doctor's assistant] |
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Well - just one moment |
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Dr. Slumber? |
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Dr. Slumber, there's a young man out here named - |
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Excuse me, what is your name? |
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[Dane] |
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Oh, tell her it's Dana Dane |
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[doctor's assistant (hysterically)] |
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Hhhh... D-D-Dana D-D-DANE?! |
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OH NO! |
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OH, YOU CAN COME RIGHT IN! |
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COME RIGHT IN, RIGHT NOW! |
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COME ON IN...! |
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[Dane] |
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Thank you, thank you |
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Well, I walked into the office, what did I see? |
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A well-shaped body with the back to me |
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Sittin in her chair with an all-white gown |
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Said said (Dana Dane, won't you please lay down?) |
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She said that she wouldn't reveal her face |
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Till my hour was up and I was on my way |
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Now we got to the matter of why I came there |
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I said, "Doc, I keep havin these crazy nightmares" |
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Nightmares of the night (nightmares) |
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Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) |
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Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) |
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Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) |
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She said, "Relax yourself, won't you tell me one |
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So I can diagnose and see what must be done" |
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I laid back my head, start to inhale |
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Caught my breath, and then I said, "Well - |
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Bright one morning I was late for class |
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Had a fresh pair of frames with Gucci on the glass |
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Girls they was hawking, dudes they was talkin |
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Saw the doggy-dogg female, I kept on walkin |
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She was on it hard, there was no denyin |
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Shoulda seen what this female was tryin |
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Grabbin on my shirt, tuggin on my slacks |
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Pullin on my zipper board, I had to hold her back |
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Word up, Doc, on the ultimate |
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Now if I never saw a creature, this girl was it |
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I kept on walkin, had to leave this place |
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But she was all up on me, breathin in my face |
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You may think I'm lyin though it's just a dream |
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This girl had the baddest breath I'd ever seen |
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I couldn't think straight, thought I was doomed |
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Heard a bling-bling-bling, it was time for homeroom |
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I stepped real quick, she tried to play it sassy |
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She almost ran me down, this nasty fatnastee |
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Dipped to the stairs, running blind |
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Get to my homeroom, ran through my mind |
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Got to the 4th floor, standin in the door |
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Girlies watchin me walk down the corridor |
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The guys they were jealous and gettin mad |
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And all the girlies wishin they had the class I had |
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Got to my classroom, expect to see the teacher |
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Who did I see? That ugly black creature |
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Paused for a minute standin in the door |
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Then I broke out when the girlie went raw |
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Word em up, Doc, couldn't stand the smell |
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Heard of 3D? Well, she was fat as hell |
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I ran out the school, I didn't look back |
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I tell you, Dr. Slumber, this girl was wack |
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And that's about the time when I awoke |
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And I smelled that awful breath that almost made me choke |
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Now tell me, Dr. Slumber, how can it be? |
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That this dream somehow became reality? |
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I can't go to sleep, cause I'm so damn scared |
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Cause I keep havin these crazy nightmares" |
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Nightmares of the night (nightmares) |
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Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) |
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Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) |
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Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) |
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(Nightmares) |
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She said, "Listen, Dana Dane, I think I have the cure |
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But I have to hear one more before I'll be sure" |
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I laid back my head, tried to concentrate |
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Then I told her the nightmare 'bout the blind date |
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Had a blind date with this girl named Anita |
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The Fever's the place I'm supposed to meet her |
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Saw the def body with the vicious butt |
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How did I know she was a marvelous mutt |
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This lady I met was as ugly as hell |
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Couldn't go in the jam with this female |
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I was coughin hard, she started to braggin |
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Couldn't let them know I was here with this dragon |
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Grabbed her hand, dipped to Harlem World |
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But I left this ugly lady for another girl |
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Now this other female, her name was Denise |
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Couldn't get no rapture, there followed the beast |
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Everywhere I turn, everywhere I look |
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There was Anita the beast, she could not be shook |
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I dipped, I dived, I ran, I thrived |
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But there was no place that I could hide |
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Cause she was sniffin me out like a hungry blood hound |
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Her tail in the air, her nose to the ground |
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Only thing left for me to do |
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Was to set her up with this other dude |
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Now this other dude, he was real upset |
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Cause this ugly female he didn't wanna check |
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He started actin wild, even called me a faggot |
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What could I do, he had a .22 automatic |
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I dipped into the crowd, made my way to the door |
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Bumped into this object and I hit the floor |
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When I looked up, what did I see? |
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I saw Anita the Beast lookin down at me |
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I couldn't try to play it, couldn't try to pretend |
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Like the AFTCA I had to take the dog in |
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Nightmares of the night (nightmares) |
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Nightmares, they're alright (nightmares) |
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Cause they just show imagination of reality (nightmares) |
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Just keep telling yourself that they're make-believe (nightmares) |
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(Nightmares) |
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Now I pleaded, "Dr. Slumber, I just can't bare |
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To have another one of these crazy nightmares" |
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Then all of a sudden she turned around |
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And starin at me with that all-white gown |
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With a Catholic smile, showin all her teeth |
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Was that ugly female, Anita the Beast... |
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[Dr. Slumber, her sweet, soft voice turning horrifying] |
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Dana? |
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Dana, honey, wake up! |
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What's wrong? |
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Wake up, honey |
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You are just... HAVING A NIGHTMARE! |
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A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
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A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! |
