| Song | Toastmaker's Revenge |
| Artist | Jake Shimabukuro |
| Album | Sunday Morning |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| When I perform, right? | |
| I'm gonna actually bring a toaster | |
| To the performance, onstage | |
| Plug it in, and I'm gonna bring a loaf of bread | |
| And in between songs, I'm gonna make toast | |
| And I'm gonna eat it | |
| And then I'll offer it to the audience if anybody wants | |
| And so people come and watch me play | |
| And they see me with this toaster, making toast | |
| They'll be like, "He's up there, right? | |
| Dancing around like a maniac | |
| And he's making toast!" | |
| To me, it's just like, | |
| Quiet, everybody makes toast. | |
| (instrumental) |