| Song | Being Here |
| Artist | Carter USM |
| Album | Post Historic Monsters |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Don't kiss me quick | |
| I'm about to be sick | |
| All over my favourite shoes | |
| If you pin back my tongue | |
| with a stapling gun | |
| It won't stop me from singing the blues | |
| I'm as drunk as a skunk | |
| and the National Front | |
| have kicked me all over this bar | |
| I'd go back to Ian's house | |
| but Ian's house is to far | |
| The pinch and the punch | |
| were for the first of the month | |
| The slap for the rest of the year | |
| The punch and the kick | |
| were for being to quick | |
| And the rest, | |
| was just for being here |