Back Home Ballers

Back Home Ballers Lyrics

Song Back Home Ballers
Artist Saturday Night Live Cast
Artist Cameron Diaz
Album Back Home Ballers
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[00:10.728] Your girls are back
[00:12.797] Kate
[00:13.828] Cecily
[00:14.608] Sasheer
[00:16.140] Vanessa
[00:17.427] Leslie
[00:18.206] Cameron
[00:19.493] AND your Lil' Baby Aidy
[00:22.062] We're home for thanksgiving yall
[00:23.884] And our parents are real happy to see us
[00:26.448] So they're gonna treat us like queens
[00:28.783] This may be their house
[00:30.337] But for the next four days
[00:31.883] We 'bout to run this b***h
[00:34.738] Walk in the door hand my bag to the valet
[00:37.026] In case your wondering it's my daddy
[00:39.627] Head straight to the fridge like a boss, yo
[00:41.961] Hell Yeah! My mom went to Costco
[00:44.298] It ain't my house, but I'll tear it up
[00:46.106] Get a plate real dirty won't clean it up
[00:48.438] Then I roll up to the washer, laundry game on lock
[00:50.761] Gonna do a whole load for just one sock
[00:52.827] Cause I'm a back home baller
[00:55.149] If I want something I just holler
[00:57.493] I do what I want, and I get what I want
[00:59.562] Cause my parents miss their daughter
[01:01.883] This whole damn house is a shrine to me
[01:04.192] Cause everybody here is obsessed with me
[01:06.783] My second grade drawings are framed like Picassos
[01:08.861] If I say, "Mom, tacos!" My mom will make tacos
[01:11.716] We always see a movie but it can't be R
[01:13.515] So we settled on Penguins of Madagascar
[01:16.106] And as a nice gesture I bought all the tickets
[01:18.184] Psych not a chance my dad freaking did it
[01:20.506] When my mom needs help, I pretend to be napping
[01:22.815] Even though I can hear all that is happening
[01:25.126] It sounds like she really needs help in the kitchen
[01:27.437] But if she thinks I'm moving then that b***h be trippin'
[01:29.503] I'm a back home baller
[01:31.826] And Grandma says I look taller
[01:34.159] They wait on me, Like I'm sickly
[01:36.225] That's the life of a back home baller
[01:38.779] Taking out the trash all my neighbors spot me
[01:41.367] They swarm around me like my own paparazi
[01:43.424] Talking and Stalking, They can't get enough of me
[01:45.746] Wondering, Questioning What's going on with me?
[01:48.347] So, what's going on with you?
[01:50.680] Uhh, the same
[01:55.856] Okay Jean, byyye
[02:04.867] Once everyones in bed, I go insane
[02:07.178] C*****e, crack-c*****e, Crack-whore
[02:09.477] Are not what I want, I want cheese on chips
[02:11.831] And to put on some very old Crest White Strips
[02:14.144] Getting free wifi like a b***h ass hoe
[02:16.477] The password starts with seventeen 0s
[02:18.810] Then b45ltng
[02:20.888] Then capital X
[02:21.923] Then 333
[02:23.209] Then 1458tdq
[02:25.523] And 314 and w
[02:28.622] Hold up! Yall don't even know pimpin' it is at my mom's house
[02:31.953] That b***h puts out so many bowls of things for me
[02:34.529] IT'S INSANE!
[02:36.073] I'm up to my ass in
[02:37.107] Bowls, Bowls, all types of bowls
[02:39.186] Chips and Mints and Seashell bowls
[02:41.497] My mom's got bowls for e'rythig
[02:43.829] Potpourri and shit and e'rything
[02:46.406] A bowl on the toilet, a bowl on the shelf
[02:48.486] A bowl of M&Ms, I can help myself
[02:50.807] She puts out these bowls for me
[02:52.886] And any bowl I like, I get for free
[02:55.197] Cause I'm a back home baller
[02:57.529] In pajamas that cost 10 dollars
[02:59.597] Tell my mother that I love her more than any freaking other
[03:03.148] That's the life of a back home baller
[03:05.216] Damn straight, yall
[03:06.759] Love you mom and dad, we out
[03:08.838] See you in a month for Christmas, we doing this all again
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