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That gorilla you're dancing with |
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May not have too long to live |
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He's putting his hands in the wrong places |
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Time to rearrange his face |
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He's gonna dance with me instead |
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And I'm gonna tap dance on his head |
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Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me |
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I'm half way out of my seat |
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He's got the looks, he's got the lolly |
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Driving me clean off my trolley |
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Doing the jitterbug, doing the jive |
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Doing the shimmy, snakes alive |
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That's not a dance, that's S-E-X |
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Ban that couple, certificate X |
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Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me |
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I'm half way out of my seat |
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Oh I'm a patient man but it's out of hand |
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If there's one thing that I can't stand |
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Get your mittens off my gal |
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Or you'll end up as mincemeat, pal |
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I've got friends, mean sons |
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They've got knives, chains, guns |
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Gas grenades, knuckle-dusters |
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Lazy Susans, blockbusters |
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Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me |
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I'm half way out of my seat |
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I'm sitting here calm as I can |
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While you polish the floor with another man |
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I'm not mad, I'm a cuddly toy |
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Just keep me away from laughing boy |
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You say he's a relative, some hope |
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If he's your uncle, I'm the Pope! |
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Don't tempt me, don't tempt me, don't tempt me |
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I'm half way out of my seat |
