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Who's that guitar playin' son-of-a bitch? |
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is a question common asked. |
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On his head a bucket of chicken bones. |
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On his face a plastic mask. |
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He's the bastard son of a preacher-man. |
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On the town he left a stain. |
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They made him live in a chicken house |
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to try and hide the shame. |
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For he was born in a coop |
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and raised in a cage. |
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Children fear him. |
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Critics rage! |
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He's half alive, |
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he's half dead. |
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Folks just call him Buckethead! |
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Farmboys they torment him |
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as he snuggled with the hens. |
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They hosed him down with water |
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and stole his little friends. |
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And late at night he'd sneak off |
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to the graveyard all alone, |
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and play his soapbox guitar |
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to the faces made of stone. |
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Buckethead found his freedom |
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at the age of seventeen |
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when he burnt down that old chicken house |
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with a quart of gasoline. |
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He played a few shows on corners |
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and bought a real guitar. |
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And with the help of Colonol Sanders |
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he's bound to be a star. |
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For he was born in a coop |
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and raised in a cage. |
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Children fear him. |
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Critics rage! |
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He's half alive, |
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he's half dead. |
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Folks just call him Buckethead! |