| When first I came to Reno | |
| I was kicked at cussed at ego busted | |
| Shaggy dusty maladjusted | |
| Looking for an open door to get in off the street | |
| I wound up being pushed into | |
| A businessman's convention luncheon | |
| Torn and tattered briefcase battered | |
| Got out just before they branded beatnik on my feet | |
| It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day | |
| In Reno Funtown U.S.A. | |
| Escaping down an alley I was | |
| Sickened chicken panic stricken | |
| Turned and seen a sports arena | |
| Ran into a snarling mob of roller derby fans | |
| Reception there was less than warm | |
| With knuckles teeth and hairy arms | |
| I fell into the first motel | |
| And closed the door and hid myself below the TV stand | |
| It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day | |
| In Reno Funtown U.S.A. | |
| The maid came by for room inspection | |
| Throwing trays in my direction | |
| Sanitized for my protection | |
| I jumped out the window, ran into a grocery store | |
| I didn't have a shopping list | |
| They thought I was a communist | |
| Who fluoridated frozen fish | |
| They put me in a chafing dish and rolled me out the door | |
| It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day | |
| In Reno Funtown U.S.A. | |
| I made it just in time to get | |
| A ticket on a super jet | |
| As everyone was making bets | |
| On just how long the plane would fly before it took a dive | |
| Reno has a law forbidding | |
| Bums to look at married women | |
| Tuxes must be worn to swim in | |
| If you're there with shaggy hair you may not leave alive | |
| It's a B-movie world and the cast is on vacation on location every day | |
| In Reno Funtown U.S.A. | |
| In Reno Funtown U.S.A. |
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