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This is the story of foolish Prince Bass Fiddle and wise Jerry Kemal. |
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As you remember, last time, the Prince was found without a dime on the Ponce Valdez while Jerry |
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Watched from a tree... |
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In the land of Ali Baba near the Sea of Babalee, |
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Lived a man who played the zither with a pronoun on his knee. |
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He would dance among the fuzzy trees and bring the birds to life |
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And his name was Prince Bass Fiddle and he loved his ugly wife. |
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He would sing the songs of Lutvee in his very special way |
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And he puffed tea with his lumpy head and sleep all night and day. |
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With his turban and his leicester faced the thieves of Germany |
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But beware great Prince Bass Fiddle, you'll be hanging from a tree. |
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Fifty days and nights they waited for a sign from old Ratan |
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To pretend to wear the colours of the Emperor Charlie Chan. |
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So they strolled into the forest with a song and energy |
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To find bay leaves in the cauldron of the mad witch Betty Lee. |
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Came the answer from a leaf top that was found upon the ground |
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"Only time and Prince Bass Fiddle will repair your bellies round. |
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Search the highlands search the lowlands, cruise the Sea of Babalee, |
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But remember that your children need the food from filigree." |
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Then one day in Abalone came a messenger to say |
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That onion-head Bass Fiddle broke in half no more to play. |
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Will we lose our land of Lutvee to the bearded men of Cleaves? |
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Only miracles can save us and some tricks inside our sleeves. |
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From the sky there was an answer to the question of the plebes |
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"You will meet a tall dark stranger wearing black and blue cannives. |
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Who is Lucy, who is Nestor? We should only be there now. |
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Why it's Aphrodite Milton and his keeper Prince Kemal. |