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The British Police are the best in the world |
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I don't believe one of these stories I've heard |
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'Bout them raiding our pubs for no reason at all |
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Lining the customers up by the wall |
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Picking out people and knocking them down |
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Resisting arrest as they're kicked on the ground |
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Searching their houses and calling them queer |
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I don't believe that sort of thing happens here |
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Sing if you're glad to be gay |
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Sing if you're happy that way |
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Pictures of naked young women are fun |
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In Titbits and Playboy, page three of The Sun |
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There's no nudes in Gay News our last magazine |
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But they still find excuses to call it obscene |
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Read how disgusting we are in the press |
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The News of The World and the Sunday Express |
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Molesters of children, corruptors of youth |
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It's there in the paper, it must be the truth |
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Sing if you're glad to be gay |
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Sing if you're happy that way |
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Don't try to kid us that if you're discreet |
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You're perfectly safe as you walk down the street |
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You don't have to mince or make bitchy remarks |
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To get beaten unconscious and left in the dark |
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I had a friend who was gentle and short |
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Got lonely one evening and went for a walk |
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Queerbashers caught him and kicked in his teeth |
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He was only hospitalised for a week |
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Sing if you're glad to be gay |
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Sing if you're happy that way |
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So sit back and watch as they close all our clubs |
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Arrest us for meeting and raid all our pubs |
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Make sure your boyfriend's at least 21 |
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So only your friends and your brothers get done |
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Lie to your workmates, lie to your folks |
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Put down the queens and tell anti-queer jokes |
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Gay Lib's ridiculous, join their laughter |
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'The buggers are legal now, what more are they after?' |
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Sing if you're glad to be gay |
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Sing if you're happy that way |
