| I'd seen it all that afternoon | |
| I'd seen it all, and your brother's too | |
| You showed me round your mother's front room | |
| And dropped your pants | |
| Took off your shoes | |
| You can't tell me now that you're laid | |
| You can't sell me now that you're paid | |
| You can't shelve me now that you're made | |
| You can't tell me now that you're laid | |
| You have a flair for taking off clothes | |
| You left me there and nobody knows | |
| how you came round four times that day | |
| and had your way, walked away | |
| You can't tell me now that you're laid | |
| You can't sell me now that you're laid | |
| You can't tell me now that you're laid | |
| You can't sell me now that you're paid | |
| You can't shelve me now that you're made | |
| You can't tell me now that I'm laid |