The Statues

The Statues Lyrics

Song The Statues
Artist Jake Thackray
Album Lah-Di-Dah
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[00:00.00] The Statues (2006 Remaster) - Jake Thackray
[00:08.03] Closing time on Saturday it was dark
[00:11.56] Me and Uncle Samuel were lying in the park
[00:15.18] Toes towards the moonlight
[00:16.39] Noses in the flower beds
[00:18.68] But we know that what we saw we saw
[00:24.15] She was naked She was cast in bronze
[00:26.45] In bronze
[00:27.47] Standing in the lake amidst the
[00:29.66] Corporation swans
[00:31.50] He was millstone grit He was
[00:33.07] Sir Robert Walpole
[00:34.82] And we know that what we heard
[00:36.57] We heard
[00:40.41] "Lady is the water cold tonight
[00:43.42] Or does the silky moonlight warm
[00:45.46] Your heart to me
[00:46.84] Or must I hanker for a hundred years again
[00:50.30] And never-endingly gaze upon your flanks
[00:53.39] Your face "
[00:54.40] Well me and my Uncle Sam oh Constable well
[00:59.60] We were
[01:00.59] Right on her side
[01:02.97] Poor darling she was shy and
[01:05.30] She had her pride and nowhere to hide
[01:14.12] We were there we saw the aged sire
[01:17.66] Shaking with a century of petrified desire
[01:21.40] Climbing from his pedestal all stiff and sooty
[01:24.79] And we know that what we saw we saw
[01:30.27] He began to tremble and to sway-ay-ay
[01:33.81] We were drunk as penguins but
[01:35.33] We saw him clear as day
[01:37.44] Clumping to the water's edge
[01:38.97] Sir Robert Walpole
[01:40.90] And we know that what we heard we heard
[01:46.44] "Lady is the water cold tonight
[01:49.35] Is it the milky moonlight warms my heart to you
[01:52.82] Well let the devil take the park attendant first
[01:56.26] My heart may burst so I'm not waiting any longer lady "
[02:00.66] Me and my Uncle Sam Inspector well
[02:05.32] Then we both got to our feet
[02:09.24] Poor darling she was sweet and not very old
[02:14.16] And awfully cold
[02:22.03] We rolled up our sleeves we got to work
[02:25.70] Went for him like buffaloes
[02:27.12] Like windmills goneberserk
[02:29.10] He fought like a tiger
[02:30.36] We've got the scars to prove it
[02:32.57] And we know that what we've got we've got
[02:38.10] We hung on like death we did our best
[02:41.71] He was big and gritty and he fought like
[02:43.96] One possessed
[02:45.28] He was much too good for us was
[02:46.83] Robert Walpole
[02:48.67] He put us down and out and he strode on
[02:54.42] Lady was the water cold last night
[02:57.24] Was it the creamy dreamy moonlight
[02:59.62] Warmed your heart
[03:00.85] Oh little nymph we both did what we could
[03:04.18] But it's so strange: you're infinitely changed today
[03:08.33] Well me and my Uncle Sam your Worship
[03:13.03] Well we both feel something's not right
[03:17.44] Today she wears a smile her face is alight
[03:22.09] And her eyes are bright
[03:27.68] Ever so bright
[03:33.14] Awfully bright
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