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our presence is requested, wrote little Johnny White, |
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But with this invitation, there is a stipulation. |
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When you attend this party, you'll all be treated right, |
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But there's a wild and wooly woman you boys can't invite. |
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You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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You can bring Rose with the turned-up nose, |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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Lulu always wants to do |
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What the folks don't want her to. |
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When she struts her stuff around, |
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London bridge is falling down! |
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You can bring cake or a porterhouse steak, |
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Murray Billy |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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Lulu gets blue and goes cuckoo |
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Like the clock upon the shelf. |
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She's the kind of smarty breaks up every party, |
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Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu, |
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I'll bring her myself! |
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Last week we had a party, a real high-toned affair, |
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And then along came Lulu, wild as any Zulu. |
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She started in to Charleston, and how the boys did stare, |
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But when she did the hula-hula, then she got the air. |
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You can bring Flo, her dad's got dough |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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You can bring Lil, she's an awful pill, |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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Lulu has the reddest hair, auburn here and henna there. |
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Bulls go wild when they see red. |
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You can bring peas and crackers and cheese, |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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When she gets sore and slams the door |
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The plates fly off the shelf. |
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She can make a feller wild on sarsaperilla. |
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Hullabaloo loo, don't bring Lulu, |
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She'll come here herself. |
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You can bring ham and crackers and jam |
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But don't bring Lulu! |
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Lulu goes wild, and when she's wild |
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She climbs upon the shelf! |
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She can make a pastor be a dancing master. |
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Hullabaloo-loo, don't bring Lulu, |
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I'll bring her myself! |
