| Adam Ant/Marco | |
| Pirroni/Boz | |
| Boorer Well hello matey | |
| What have you done for me lately? | |
| Yeah Are you paying my rent? | |
| Are you my best friend? | |
| You can't beat our meat | |
| So you better shut your pipehole | |
| Mister are you listening? | |
| To the bingy bingy bingy bingy bongy children | |
| Do you feel good? | |
| Do you feel the shame? | |
| Or is it 1969 again? | |
| Oh how you make me | |
| Wish I was a baby | |
| Yeah When you're playing | |
| Miss Swish | |
| Knickers on we're | |
| British You're my agony nanny | |
| With your big towel protection | |
| God made the little fishes | |
| And God he made the seven seas | |
| God makes us pay for our sins | |
| That's why he gave us | |
| The bingly bongly children |